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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Steve Stifler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Valentine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Valentine has chosen I Buy the Drugs as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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187 lbs
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180 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
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Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Steve Stifler !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dick Valentine!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Yves DeLean and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Valentine looks to land a left hand but Stifler moved out of range nicely.
Stifler misses with a straight left.
Stifler feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Valentines jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Stifler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Stifler throws a big shot that misses.
Valentine throws a sloppy head kick and Stifler moves out of range easily.
Stifler scores with a sloppy right hand. Valentine should have avoided that one.
Valentine throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A swing and a miss from Stifler .
Stifler throws a jab but it's blocked by Valentine.
Stifler misses the jab.
Good exchange - Valentine coming out on top.
Stifler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Stifler looks to throw the jab but Valentine is out of range.
Stifler misses with a body shot.
Valentine throws a nice head kick!
Valentine tests Stifler 's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Stifler just misses with a punch to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Valentine looks to score with a jab to the body but Stifler is just out of range.
Valentine misses with a straight right.
The fight stays on the outside here - Valentine looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Valentine moves into the clinch successfully.
A head punch on the inside from Valentine fails to land.
Valentine misses with some punches.
Valentine digs a right hand into Stifler 's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Stifler 's gas tank.
Valentine tries a body shot but Stifler blocks it.
Stifler lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Valentine.
Valentine misses with a punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Stifler .
Stifler lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Stifler scores with a shot to the side of Valentine's head.
Valentine lands a right hand that snaps the head of Stifler backwards.
Stifler takes a shot to the head.
Valentine prevents a body shot from Stifler .
Stifler avoids a wild elbow strike from Valentine.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Valentine makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Valentine misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Valentine fails to land.
Valentine lands an elbow just above Stifler 's eye.
Valentine misses with a short punch on the inside.
Valentine lands a shoulder strike.
Stifler is working for a takedown up against the ropes. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Valentine swings wildly with an uppercut but Stifler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Valentine obliges.
Stifler blocks the elbow strike.
A short left from Valentine.
Stifler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stifler misses with a body punch.
Stifler misses with some punches.
Stifler changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Valentine fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Stifler is breathing heavily.
Valentine misses with a body shot.
Valentine throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stifler on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Valentine digs a good body shot into Stifler 's ribs.
Valentine lands a nice leg kick that just misses Stifler 's sensitive parts.
Valentine wants to clinch.
Stifler staying out of range there.
Valentine throws a front kick aimed at Stifler 's knee but Stifler avoids it well.
Stifler works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Valentine scores with a nice head shot.
Stifler misses with a body punch
enabling Valentine to counter with a crisp jab.
Stifler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Valentine throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Stifler moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Valentine throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Valentine throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Valentine fails with an attempt to clinch.
Valentine pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Valentine misses with a wild body shot.
A combination from Valentine does no damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Valentine misses with a right hand
and Stifler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Valentine moves out of range as Stifler strikes.
Stifler misses with a straight left.
Valentine closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Valentine misses with a hook to the ribs.
Valentine goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Valentine blocks an uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Stifler lands a left hand.
Stifler dodges an elbow strike from Valentine.
Valentine doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Valentine prevents a body shot from Stifler .
Valentine unloads a knee to the mid-section.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Valentine dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
Valentine swings for the body but Stifler moves out of range.
Stifler on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Valentine throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Valentine fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Stifler , pushing him back against the ropes.
Stifler lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Stifler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stifler avoiding damage as Valentine throws knees to the body.
Stifler escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Valentine misses with a hook.
Valentine fails with an attempt to clinch.
Stifler throws out a loose jab but Valentine uses good head movement to avoid it.
Valentine throws a half hearted mid kick.
Stifler jabs Valentine right on the nose. Valentine blinks but takes it well.
Stifler is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Valentine.
Valentine keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stifler takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Valentine takes a swing at Stifler 's ribcage but misses.
Dick Valentine is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
That kick from Valentine tenderised Stifler 's leg. Stifler is trying to keep his angry face on.
Valentine lets loose with a powerful body kick. Stifler will feel that in the morning.
Valentine scores with a decent looking hook.
A slow jab from Stifler misses its intended target.
Stifler shoots in and drives through. Valentine sprawls well.
Valentine works Stifler 's body with a nice hook.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Stifler throws a hook to the side of Valentine's head but Valentine sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Valentine misses with a wild body shot.
Valentine lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Stifler at a distance.
Stifler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Valentine bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Stifler 's head.
The fighters circling - Stifler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Valentine swings for the body but Stifler moves out of range.
Stifler thows a body shot but no joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Valentine cracks the inside of Stifler 's front leg.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Valentine thuds his right hand into Stifler 's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stifler circles away from the clinch attempt.
Valentine tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Stifler was well out of range. Poor timing from Valentine.
A big right from Valentine misses.
Stifler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Valentine was well out of range. Poor timing from Stifler .
Stifler moves forwards but Valentine connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Valentine takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Valentine misses with a lunging right hand
and Stifler counters with a right hand to the body.
Stifler moves out of range of the strikes.
Stifler will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Valentine misses with a series of wild punches.
A lazy left from Valentine finds it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Valentine there.
Valentine throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Valentine lands an overhand right.
Valentine connects with the punch.
Stifler moves out of range as Valentine strikes.
Valentine scores with a hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Valentine. Stifler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Decent striking displayed by Valentine there.
Stifler moves out of range as Valentine strikes.
A looping hook to the body misses from Valentine. Stifler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Valentine tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A telegraphed right hand from Valentine misses the target.
Nice defenses there by Valentine.
Stifler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Valentine takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Valentine throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Stifler takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Stifler .
Valentine pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stifler swings for the body but Valentine moves out of range.
Valentine closes the distance and clinches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stifler lands a right hand.
Dick Valentine seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Stifler wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Valentine has him pressed against the ropes.
Valentine lands a nice elbow.
Valentine misses with a punch on the inside.
Valentine swings wildly with an uppercut but Stifler uses good head movement to avoid it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Valentine tries a body shot but Stifler blocks it.
Valentine throws an elbow but it misses.
Valentine goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Stifler misses with a hook from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Valentine showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Valentine throws the left hand but Stifler avoids the punch easily.
Dick Valentine seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Valentine connects with a good right hand that stumbles Stifler . Stifler circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Stifler lands a right hook to the body.
Valentine thows a body shot but no joy.
Good standup being displayed there by Valentine as he connects with a hook.
Stifler moves out of range of the strikes.
Valentine displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stifler throws out the jab.
Stifler looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A left lands for Stifler .
Stifler is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Valentine feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Stifler s jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Stifler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Valentine misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Stifler smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Valentine tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Stifler was well out of range. Poor timing from Valentine.
Valentine cracks Stifler with an open hand slap.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stifler looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Valentine is fending him off so far but Stifler persists. Nope, Valentine circles away and we're back to standing.
Stifler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Valentine.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Valentine misses with a low kick as Stifler jumps back.
Valentine jabs at Stifler 's body.
Stifler connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Valentine's hands.
Valentine swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Stifler closes this distance looking for a takedown but Valentine circles away.
Stifler staying out of range there.
Valentine fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stifler manages to avoid it.
Valentine throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Valentine lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Stifler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A slapping leg kick lands for Valentine.
Valentine swings for the body but Stifler moves out of range.
Steve Stifler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stifler throws a hook to the side of Valentine's head but Valentine sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Stifler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Valentine lands a nice looking body shot.
Valentine cracks Stifler with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Valentine lands a nice shot that snaps Stifler 's head back.
Valentine uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Stifler has time to react.
Valentine works Stifler 's body with a nice hook.
A telegraphed right hand from Stifler misses the target.
Well,Stifler is on his way to losing a decision here. Can he use his experience to pull something off in the closing minutes?
A nice inside leg kick there by Valentine. That's going to slow Stifler down.
Valentine loads up on a big right hand but Stifler slips the punch.
Valentine tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Stifler paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Stifler circles away from the clinch attempt.
Valentine throws a head kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stifler gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Valentine counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Steve Stifler . That's going to take a lot out of him.
Valentine misses with a hook. Stifler ducked under it nicely.
Valentine does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Stifler misses the jab.
Stifler tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Stifler takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Valentine dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Valentine lands with a nice body kick.
Stifler sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Valentine bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Stifler 's head.
Nice uppercut there from Valentine.
Stifler misses the jab.
Valentine scores with a jab to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Valentine.
Valentine swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Valentine moves into the clinch.
Valentine lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Valentine blocks a body shot from Stifler .
Stifler tries a body shot but Valentine blocks it.
Valentine working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Stifler wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Stifler has Valentine pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. Valentine manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
A short right from Valentine.
Stifler working aggressively here.
Valentine pushes Stifler back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stifler is rocked!
Stifler 's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Oh Stifler is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Valentine tries a head kick but it misses.
Stifler seems to have got his legs back now.
Stifler takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Dick Valentine is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Valentine scores with a hook to the body. Stifler takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dick Valentine comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Valentine has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight for Dick Valentine!
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight for Dick Valentine!
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight for Dick Valentine!
Dick Valentine wins by unanimous decision!
Dick Valentine gave a mention to Global Nutritional ACME (Q157) 90% ROR on Laundry in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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