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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gunther Octavius (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Butt Piracy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Piracy has chosen I Like Big Butts as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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300 lbs
8 - 3 - 0 |
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210 cm
24
300 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Gunther Octavius!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Butt Piracy!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Octavius throws a big shot that misses.
Piracy keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Octavius shoots in for a takedown but Piracy shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Piracy has closed the distance and engaged Octavius in a clinch.
A short right from Piracy on the inside.
Piracy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Piracy misses with an elbow strike.
Piracy crunches a lovely knee into Octavius's ribcage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Piracy.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Octavius.
Piracy lands a damaging elbow.
It looks like Gunther Octavius has been cut.
Octavius looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gunther Octavius. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Octavius is breathing heavily.
Piracy landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Piracy scores with a shot to the side of Octavius's head.
Piracy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Octavius backwards.
Piracy gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Piracy putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Octavius in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Piracy lands a nice elbow.
Piracy is working Octavius over against the cage.
Piracy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Piracy lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Gunther Octavius's cut is getting worse.
A nice left hand lands by Piracy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Piracy lands an elbow inside.
Nice elbow from Piracy.
A right handed body shot lands from Piracy.
Octavius's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Gunther Octavius's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Piracy lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Piracy lands with a right to the head.
Octavius is rocked!
Jeez, Gunther Octavius's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Piracy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Oh Octavius is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Octavius takes a knee to the side of the body.
Octavius seems to have got his legs back now.
This has been an exciting period of action!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Piracy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Piracy tries to land knees in the clinch but Octavius avoids the damage to the body.
Piracy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Piracy lands an elbow that stopped Octavius in his tracks for a moment.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Gunther Octavius's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Butt Piracy!
Our winner, Butt Piracy, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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