PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crixus Hair (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dustin Martin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hair's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I Made it. Martin has chosen Smells like Teen Spirit as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Hair
vs
Martin

193 cm
24
280 lbs
12 - 1 - 0

205 cm
27
270 lbs
15 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Crixus Hair!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dustin Martin!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Joseph Jones and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hair looks to score with a jab to the body but Martin is just out of range.
The fighters circle momentarily. Hair darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Hair connects with the punch.
Martin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Martin swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A jab from Hair finds it's way through Martin's defenses.
A jab from Martin does it's job there.
Hair throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Martin stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Hair shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Martin eats them both and turns towards Hair to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A slow jab from Martin misses its intended target.
A nice combination there by Hair.
A slow jab from Hair misses its intended target.
Hair motions for Martin to come forward. Hair throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hair keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A thudding body kick lands there by Martin!
A punch lands to the side of Martin 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Martin fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hair lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Martin takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Hair fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Martin manages to avoid it.
A big left from Martin misses.
Martin darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Martin steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hair.

Hair moves into the clinch.
Martin comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Crixus Hair has been cut.
Hair lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Martin looking to slow down the pace here.
Martin working aggressively here.
Hair doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hair misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hair misses with the head strike.
Hair misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Martin.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Martin manages to break the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hair on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Martin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A solid leg kick lands there for Martin.
Hair lands with a right hand.
Martin throws a leg kick but Hair checks it.
Martin fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hair looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Martin throws a shot from downtown. Hair moves away and avoids it.
Hair fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Martin on the side of the head.
Martin tried to score with a low kick but Hair checks it.
Martin throws a low kick, looking for Hair's leg but Hair calmly moves out of range.
Martin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Martin attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Martin misses the body punch
and Hair counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hair cracks a nice hook into Martin's ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hair throws a head kick but Martin moves out of range.
Hair lands with a straight right. Martin didn't see that one coming.
Martin will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A decent looking cross lands there for Hair.
Martin swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Martin slips under a jab.
Martin ducks under a wild hook from Hair.

Hair pushes Martin up against the cage in a clinch.
Martin lands a hook to the side of the head.
Martin tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hair's elbow.
Hair lands a body punch in the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Hair.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hair fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hair lands with a short shot to the head.
Martin throws a head punch that misses.
Martin tries to stall but Hair uses the opportunity to gain a better position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hair lands a left hand that snaps the head of Martin backwards.
A short right from Hair.
Hair is working Martin over against the cage.
Martin blocks a body shot from Hair.
A hook to the body from Hair.
Hair throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Martins head.
Martin looks gassed!
Martin throws a head punch that misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Hair creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Martin blocks a body shot from Hair.
Hair goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Martin prevents a body shot from Hair.
Martin using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Hair has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hair lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Martin scores with a knee to the head.
Hair throws a punch but it's blocked by Martin.
Hair takes a shot to the head.
Hair swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crixus Hair dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Crixus Hair's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Hair uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Martin.
Hair connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Hair misses with the combination.
Hair misses with a straight left.
Martin takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Hair pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hair keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Martin.
Hair misses with a hook.
Hair jabs Martin to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Hair slips a straight right by Martin.
Hair avoids the head kick by Martin.
Martin throws a low kick but Hair moves out of range easily.
Hair tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Martin manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Nice body kick there by Martin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hair ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hair tries to bum rush Martin with a series of wild strikes but Martin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The fighters circling - Martin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Martin fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hair.
Martin misses with a looping right.
Martin connects with a high kick.
Hair lands with a right hand.
Martin on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A shot to the liver by Martin. Beautiful body shot.
Hair takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Martin throws a leg kick which misses Hair's front leg but catches the back leg as Hair tries to avoid it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Martin connects with a leg kick. Hair looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Hair cracks Martin with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A cross from Hair lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hair checks a leg kick.
Martin defending well as Hair loads up on a big left hand.
Hair takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Hair takes one to the side of the head.
A swing and a miss from Hair.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Hair keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hair misses with a body kick.
Martin throws a wild body kick that Hair sees coming a mile off.
Martin staying out of range there.
Hair throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Martin.
Hair thows a body shot but no joy.

Hair gets a clinch.
Hair throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Martins head.
Martin content to slow the pace in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Martin blocking some punches.
Crixus Hair has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Martin.
Hair working aggressively here.
Martin is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hair is defending well for now.
Hair throws a punch but it's blocked by Martin.
Hair goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Martin misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Hair.
Hair tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Martin's elbow.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Martin takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Hair tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hair working aggressively here.
Martin misses with some punches.
Hair softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Hair lands a body shot.
Martin working aggressively here.
Hair lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hair has a couple of punches blocked by Martin.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hair.
Martin with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Martin throws a head punch that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hair misses with a hook from the clinch.
Martin misses with a knee strike.
Hair swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hair throws a punch but it's blocked by Martin.
Martin slows down the pace here.

Martin pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hair looks to score with a jab to the body but Martin is just out of range.
Martin tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Hair is able to avoid easily.
Martin thumps Hair with a low kick.
Nice uppercut there from Hair.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Crixus Hair will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Crixus Hair's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Martin chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hair takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Hair throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Nice defenses there by Martin.
Hair avoids the body shot from Martin.

Hair drives through and clinches with Martin against the cage.
Hair pushes Martin back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Hair doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hair.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hair cracks Martin with a nice body shot.
Hair lands a hook that snaps the head of Martin backwards.
Martin takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Hair lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Hair tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Martin's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Martin.
Martin takes a shot to the head.
Hair struggles to land a body shot inside as Martin controls his hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hair tries to work over Martin's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Martin tries to land knees in the clinch but Hair avoids the damage to the body.
Martin blocks a body shot from Hair.
Martin tries to land knees in the clinch but Hair avoids the damage to the body.
Hair doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hair swings wildly with an uppercut but Martin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Martin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hair misses with the head strike.
Martin missing with knees to the body.
Hair works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Martin misses with a punch on the inside.
Hair lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Martin taking a breather.
Martin prevents a body shot from Hair.
Hair lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hair has a couple of punches blocked by Martin.
Hair misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Martin.
Martin can't break the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hair goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Martin looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Hair avoids a wild elbow strike from Martin.
Martin is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Hair makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Hair lands with a short shot to the head.
Martin throws an elbow but it misses.
Hair lands a body shot.
Hair blocks a body shot from Martin.
Hair lands with a left to the head.

Martin is rocked!
Hair dips a shoulder and cracks Martin with a mighty uppercut! Martin falls back against the cage and Hair unloads with a barrage of strikes! Martin is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Hair screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crixus Hair!
Crixus Hair retains his heavyweight title!
Crixus Hair gave a mention to Milwaukee's Best 160 -$75 Vote Colbert!!!!! in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).