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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tubo Lard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Parsons (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lard comes to the cage accompanied by I'm Fat. Parsons has chosen Call Me The Breeze as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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197 cm
22
223 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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189 cm
28
222 lbs
13 - 10 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tubo Lard! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Charlie Parsons! The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Alan Glass and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Parsons cracks a nice hook into Lard's ribs. A bone on bone clash there as Lard blocks the leg kick.
Lard blocks a head kick by Parsons.
Parsons fails to land the takedown. Parsons avoids the head kick by Lard.
Lard gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Parsons to score an easy takedown into full guard. We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake. Parsons missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. Parsons throws an elbow that misses. Lard uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Parsons's guard. Nice move by Lard! Parsons working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Lard doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Lard manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. Lard knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Parsons on the ground. Parsons looking for a sweep. Not yet Parsons, not yet. Lard has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player. Lard has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Parsons to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Lard is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Parsons pulls down on the head and he's put Lard to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Charlie Parsons! Jumping up and down and very excited, Charlie Parsons waved his t-shirt featuring Terror-Trition: Video Proven 155Q for $49+Laundry!'s logo in front of the cameras.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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