PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Matthew Watkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexandera Boobjob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Alexandera Boobjob was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Watkins
vs
Boobjob

189 cm
21
299 lbs
3 - 5 - 0

190 cm
20
300 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Matthew Watkins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alexandera Boobjob!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Albert Achterberg and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from Boobjob. Those never looked like landing.

Watkins shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Watkins showed some decent athleticism there.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Boobjob wants to get back to his feet.
Boobjob is in trouble now - Watkins has advanced to mount!
Boobjob is trying desperately to improve position.
Boobjob bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Boobjob wants to control from the top but Watkins keeps moving.
Boobjob is looking to stand up but Watkins won't let him.

Watkins pushes Boobjob off and scrambles back to his feet.

Watkins closes the distance and pushes Boobjob back into the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Watkins content to slow the pace in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boobjob working hard to break the clinch.
Nice elbow from Watkins.

It looks like Alexandera Boobjob has been cut.
Boobjob goes for a takedown attempt but Watkins pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

Boobjob gets caught napping as Watkins dives in and scores a takedown. Boobjob manages to retain guard.
Boobjob wants to stand up but Watkins is controlling him.
Watkins showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Watkins seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Boobjob for as long as he can get away with.
Watkins throws a strike but Boobjob rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Watkins wriggles free and stands up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Watkins closes the distance and clinches up with Boobjob, looking for a takedown. Watkins pushes Boobjob against the cage but Boobjob circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Boobjob fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Watkins manages to avoid it.
Boobjob on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Boobjob looks gassed!
Some wild striking there from Boobjob.
Watkins fails to land the takedown.

Watkins darts in and clinches Boobjob up against the cage.

Watkins ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Watkins no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.

Watkins has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Boobjob off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.

Watkins pushes Boobjob up against the cage in a clinch.
Boobjob tries to break the clinch but Watkins is controlling the position.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Boobjob has eaten all the pies!

Watkins pulls guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boobjob postures up.

Watkins is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Boobjob is aware though and is defending well.

Watkins has his feet on Boobjob's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.

Watkins drives through and clinches with Boobjob against the cage.
Boobjob tries to break the clinch but Watkins is controlling the position.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Watkins.
Boobjob tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Watkins's elbow.

Watkins successfully pulls guard.
Boobjob missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Watkins uses the cage to get back to his feet.

Watkins has closed the distance and engaged Boobjob in a clinch.
Boobjob wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boobjob wants to break the clinch but can't.
Boobjob is looking to take this one to the mat.

Watkins successfully pulls guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Watkins is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

Watkins manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Boobjob tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Watkins counters with a low kick, right behind Boobjob 's knee.

Watkins moves into range and clinches up with Boobjob.
Watkins is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Watkins throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Watkins using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Watkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Boobjob misses with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Matthew Watkins dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Alexandera Boobjob's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Boobjob stuffs the takedown.
Boobjob closes the distance and clinches up with Watkins, looking for a takedown. Boobjob pushes Watkins against the cage but Watkins circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Boobjob misses with a double jab.
A cross from Boobjob lands.

It looks like Matthew Watkins has been cut.
Watkins lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Watkins lands a big head kick that sends Boobjob tumbling to the mat! Watkins takes a step backwards and waves Boobjob back to his feet - he wants the finish!

That has opened up Alexandera Boobjob's cut even more.
Boobjob walks forward, straight into a front kick from Watkins.
Watkins lands with a big left! Boobjob is wobbled badly! Watkins comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Boobjob to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Matthew Watkins!
Matthew Watkins thanked the fans post fight for their support.