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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Orville Redenbacher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rich Corleone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Redenbacher's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Danger Zone. Corleone has chosen Direct Hit!/Mixtapes - Werewolf Shame as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Orville Redenbacher is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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213 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Orville Redenbacher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rich Corleone!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Daniel Franklin and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Corleone lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Corleone ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Redenbacher lands a leg kick that knocks Corleone off balance momentarily.
Redenbacher looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Corleone connects with a body shot.
Redenbacher stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Corleone shoots for a double leg takedown but Redenbacher sprawls well. He's pushed Corleone's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Redenbacher tries to clinch but Corleone is having none of it.
A cross from Corleone lands.
Corleone shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Corleone lands a jab.
Redenbacher tries to clinch but Corleone is having none of it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Corleone's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Redenbacher connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Corleone scrambles back to his feet.
Orville Redenbacher is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Redenbacher throws a low kick but Corleone moves out of range easily.
Nice cross by Corleone.
Redenbacher scores with a leg kick.
Redenbacher tries to clinch there but Corleone circles away.
Redenbacher ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Corleone moves away.
Corleone has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Redenbacher finds it's way round the side to connect with Corleone's head.
Corleone throws a big shot that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Redenbacher gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Corleone.
Redenbacher checks the leg kick nicely there.
Corleone shoots in but Redenbacher avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Orville Redenbacher has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rich Corleone.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Redenbacher tries to clinch there but Corleone circles away.
Corleone dives in and grabs Redenbacher's left leg, looking for a takedown. Redenbacher pushes down on Corleone's head and hops out.
Corleone slips under a jab.
Corleone throws a hook but Redenbacher blocks it.
Corleone shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Redenbacher defends it nicely.
An inside leg kick from Redenbacher misses.
Redenbacher slips under a jab from Corleone.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Redenbacher is looking to clinch but Corleone is avoiding it.
Redenbacher ducks under a wild hook from Corleone.
Redenbacher missing with a left hand there. Corleone was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Redenbacher connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Corleone momentarily.
Redenbacher uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Corleone.
Redenbacher scoring well with a low kick there.
Redenbacher is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Corleone connects with a body shot.
Corleone takes a swing at Redenbacher's ribcage but misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Corleone throws a big shot that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Redenbacher scores with a jab.
Redenbacher throws a nice outside leg kick.
Corleone looks gassed!
Corleone swinging wildly here.
Corleone will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Corleone swats away the attempt to clinch by Redenbacher.
Corleone circles away from the clinch attempt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Redenbacher misses with a double jab
and Corleone counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Orville Redenbacher dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Redenbacher throws a jab but it's blocked by Corleone.
Corleone feints and as Redenbacher raises his hands in defense, Corleone changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Corleone drops back, looking for a kneebar! Redenbacher looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Redenbacher looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Redenbacher!
Corleone is looking for a sweep.
Redenbacher wants to stand but Corleone has his arm trapped.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Corleone is trying to control Redenbacher's posture but Redenbacher avoids it.
Corleone is looking to reverse the position.
Corleone is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Redenbacher's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Redenbacher is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Orville Redenbacher has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Corleone checks the leg kick nicely there.
Corleone shoots for a double leg takedown but Redenbacher sprawls well. He's pushed Corleone's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Orville Redenbacher is winning the standup battle so far.
Corleone has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Redenbacher steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Corleone.
Redenbacher moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
It looks like Rich Corleone has been cut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Corleone scores with a punch to the head.
Redenbacher misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A slow jab from Corleone misses its intended target.
Nice takedown defense from Redenbacher. No joy for Corleone on that attempt.
Orville Redenbacher has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rich Corleone.
Redenbacher is looking to clinch.
Redenbacher throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nice straight punches there by Corleone. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Corleone.
Redenbacher listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Redenbacher lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Corleone fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Redenbacher avoids it really well and circles away.
A jab from Redenbacher misses.
Redenbacher throws a half hearted mid kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Corleone throws a predictable looking body shot
and Redenbacher counters with a slapping leg kick.
Redenbacher thows a body shot but no joy.
Good leg kick by Redenbacher there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Redenbacher lands with a hook. Corleone tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Redenbacher throws a hook but Corleone avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Orville Redenbacher dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Rich Corleone's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Redenbacher rushes Corleone and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Redenbacher scores with a shot to the side of Corleone's head.
Redenbacher works on Corleone's body with a couple of short punches.
Redenbacher misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Corleone tries a body shot but Redenbacher blocks it.
Redenbacher pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Redenbacher thows a body kick. Corleone tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Redenbacher scores with a jab. Corleone acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Corleone is rocked!
Corleone is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Redenbacher doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Corleone crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Corleone's bad books for that mishap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Orville Redenbacher!
A victorious Orville Redenbacher thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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