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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Juan Carlos Soriano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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135 lbs
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130 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand |
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Good wrestler
Basic striking
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Juan Carlos Soriano!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Soriano connects with a crisp jab.
Soriano connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is rocked!
Soriano takes a swing at Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua's ribcage but misses.
Soriano misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nice straight punches there by Soriano. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Soriano.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is still on wobbly legs! Can Soriano finish him?
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua takes one to the side of the head.
Soriano ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua moves away.
Soriano cracks Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Soriano pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Juan Carlos Soriano!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
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