PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tatsuyo Hayate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Punchy McPunches (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hayate
vs
McPunches

188 cm
30
236 lbs
17 - 10 - 0

205 cm
30
323 lbs
18 - 13 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Dangerous GnP
World class boxer
Powerful

Revolution Fatigues

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tatsuyo Hayate!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Punchy McPunches!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Alec Ball and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hayate shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A head kick misses from Hayate.
Hayate takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
McPunches throws a right and a left that both miss.
McPunches works the jab nicely.
McPunches misses with a looping left.
McPunches throws a right and a left that Hayate avoids nicely.
Hayate misses with a body kick.
Hayate misses with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hayate scores with a leg kick.
McPunches misses with a straight right.
Hayate is looking to land body kicks.
McPunches misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McPunches uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hayate.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McPunches takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hayate pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McPunches blocks a head kick by Hayate.
McPunches looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Hayate throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McPunches moves out of range as Hayate throws a body kick.
McPunches throws a low kick but Hayate avoids it.
A big left from McPunches misses.
Hayate plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
McPunches takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hayate misses with a head kick.
Punchy McPunches seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hayate misses with a few strikes there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McPunches pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hayate misses with a series of wild punches.
McPunches throws a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hayate tries a head kick but it misses.
Hayate takes a swing at McPunches's ribcage but misses.
McPunches scores with the left hand. Hayate knows he should have avoided that one.
Hayate tries to land a front kick but McPunches steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
McPunches avoids the head kick by Hayate.
McPunches moves out of range of the body kick from Hayate.
Hayate throws a jab when McPunches was well out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McPunches avoids the head kick by Hayate.
Hayate slips a jab from McPunches.
McPunches keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hayate chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hayate tries a head kick but it misses.
McPunches scores with a jab. Hayate acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Hayate swinging wildly here.
Hayate misses with an attempted mid kick.
Hayate moves forwards but McPunches connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Jab by McPunches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hayate throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
McPunches avoids the head kick by Hayate.
Hayate throws a head kick but McPunches moves out of range.
Hayate throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hayate blocks a jab.
Hayate throws a sloppy body shot

and McPunches counters with a big right hook, that lands right on the temple! Hayate goes down! McPunches rushes to a neutral corner to get the count going quickly. This one's going to be close! 3,4,5,6,7... Hayate is up to one knee.... 8,9.... He's up! The referee says he's good to go, so we're back to the action!

Hayate is rocked!
Hayate looks to score with a jab to the body but McPunches is just out of range.
Oh Hayate is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hayate misses with a series of wild punches.
Hayate is breathing heavily.
McPunches plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo that sends Hayate swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! Hayate face plants, battered and bloodied! He might never be the same again after that finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Punchy McPunches!
Punchy McPunches seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.