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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Kung Lao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and What The Fuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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180 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
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188 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Good elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kung Lao!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, What The Fuck!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Yuuki Gou and Kenichi Hosakawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Fuck clinches up against the cage.
The Fuck on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lao is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
The Fuck working hard to break the clinch.
Lao tries a knee to the head but The Fuck blocks it.
Lao displaying some good clinch control by pressing The Fuck up against the cage.
Lao really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Lao is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. The Fuck is defending well for now.
A shot in the inside from Lao.
The Fuck tries to land knees in the clinch but Lao avoids the damage to the body.
Lao pressing his opponent against the cage.
Lao lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Lao breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lao shoots in looking for a takedown but The Fuck manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Lao's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
What The Fuck is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Fuck gets tackled into the cage by Lao. Lao maintains the clinch.
Lao tries to land a knee to the head but The Fuck blocks with his arms.
Lao blocking some punches.
The Fuck blocks an elbow strike from Lao.
Lao connects with a knee to the head.
Lao's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lao tries a head kick but it misses.
Lao chopping away at his opponent's legs.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Lao.
Lao is breathing heavily.
The Fuck cracks a nice hook into Lao's ribs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for The Fuck, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A left lands for The Fuck.
The Fuck gets a clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
The Fuck is trying to break the clinch but Lao is controlling him.
The Fuck tries to circle away but Lao has him pinned against the cage.
The Fuck throws a punch but it's blocked by Lao.
Lao working hard to break the clinch.
The Fuck trying to control the position but instead, Lao has worked for underhooks and has pushed The Fuck into the cage.
Lao blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Fuck is trying to force a seperation but Lao has the dominant position.
The Fuck dodges an elbow strike from Lao.
The Fuck wants to get back to striking at distance but Lao won't allow it.
Lao breaks the clinch.
The Fuck takes a swing at Lao's ribcage but misses.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Lao.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kung Lao. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lao tries to close the distance and clinch but The Fuck swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The Fuck has Lao up against the cage in a clinch.
Lao misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from The Fuck.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Fuck has had enough of the clinch but Lao keeps him there for the moment.
The Fuck lands a right hand.
The Fuck pushes off an throws an elbow but Lao leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
The Fuck working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lao tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Fuck is looking to break free of the clinch but Lao has double underhooks.
The Fuck breaks from the clinch.
Lao looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
The Fuck throws a left that rocks Lao and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! The Fuck dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Lao regain composure!
Lao is rocked!
It looks like Kung Lao has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
The Fuck stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Oh Lao is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The Fuck lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Lao head around and knocks him out cold! The Fuck hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). What The Fuck!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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