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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gilbert Saturn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and klaus kluubert (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Saturn comes to the ring accompanied by Dropkick Murphys - "I'm Shipping Up to Boston". I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that klaus kluubert was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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263 lbs
8 - 6 - 0 |
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235 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Improved boxing
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Dangerous GnP
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Gilbert Saturn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, klaus kluubert!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Yukihiro Shimada.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
kluubert loads up on a big right hand but Saturn slips the punch.
Saturn throws a hook to the side of kluubert's head but kluubert sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
kluubert bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Saturn throws a right hand that kluubert ducks under and follows up with a left that kluubert also avoids with ease.
Saturn wants to clinch.
Saturn misses with a lunging right hand
and kluubert counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Saturn taking some punishment here, with kluubert in his half guard.
kluubert thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Saturn's head.
Saturn is looking to escape.
Saturn pushes kluubert off and gets back to his feet.
Saturn throws out a leg kick but kluubert moves out of range and Saturn only half commits.
kluubert looks to land a left hand but Saturn moved out of range nicely.
Saturn scores with a crisp jab that stopped kluubert in his tracks.
Saturn clobbers kluubert with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Saturn throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Saturn throws an ugly left hook that misses
and kluubert counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Saturn's guard now.
kluubert has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Saturn is looking to stand up but kluubert isn't so interested in that idea.
Saturn is breathing heavily.
kluubert working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
kluubert distracts Saturn with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Saturn is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst kluubert is controlling him.
kluubert stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Saturn swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Saturn working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from kluubert.
kluubert thows a big elbow that misses.
kluubert trying to control the position from guard on top but Saturn is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Saturn knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for kluubert on the ground.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
kluubert lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
A clash of legs there as kluubert blocks the low kick.
Gilbert Saturn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
kluubert cracks Saturn with a right hand to the side of the head.
Saturn misses with a right hand
and kluubert counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
kluubert working Saturn over with strikes.
kluubert throwing shots but Saturn is blocking nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
kluubert tries to pass the half guard into mount. Saturn knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
kluubert prevents Saturn from standing back up.
Saturn on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Saturn tries to get out of the position.
Saturn avoiding damage under a succession of punches from kluubert.
Saturn pushes kluubert off looking to stand but kluubert dives back in and keeps control.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fight is doing enough on the ground.
Saturn drops kluubert with a huge uppercut! kluubert drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Saturn is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gilbert Saturn!
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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