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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Hank Hall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimbo Sweetits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sweetits is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Marilyn Manson - Cake & Sodomy. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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198 lbs
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194 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hank Hall!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Jimbo Sweetits!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Alec Ball and Steve Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from Hall. Those never looked like landing.
Sweetits throws a leg kick but Hall checks it.
Hall blocks a head kick by Sweetits.
Sweetits fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hall manages to avoid it.
Sweetits comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hall scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Sweetits misses with a body kick.
Hall lands a jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Sweetits lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Hall has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Hall and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A head kick from Sweetits lands but Hall takes it in his stride.
It looks like Hank Hall has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sweetits looks to score with a jab to the body but Hall is just out of range.
Hall looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sweetits stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Sweetits lands with a kick to the ribs.
Sweetits throws a leg kick but Hall sees it coming and moves out of range.
Hall throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Sweetits misses with a body kick.
Hall throws a series of punches but Sweetits avoids them all with ease.
Sweetits throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jimbo Sweetits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sweetits lands a leg kick that knocks Hall off balance momentarily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hall walks into a left hand.
Sweetits looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Sweetits pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A head kick by Sweetits misses
and Hall counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Hall misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Sweetits throws a leg kick but Hall checks it.
Sweetits connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Hall takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sweetits goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Sweetits misses with a looping right.
Hall has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Sweetits.
Hall is breathing heavily.
Hall uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sweetits.
Hall takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Hall moves out of range as Sweetits strikes.
Sweetits lands a jab to the nose.
Sweetits throws a head kick that misses.
Hall throws a right and a left that Sweetits avoids nicely.
Hall lands with a nice body kick.
Sweetits lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Hall backs up against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sweetits. Hall does a little dance to reset his feet.
A low kick from Sweetits is predictable there
and Hall counters with a stiff right hand.
Sweetits throws a poor cross that misses
and Hall counters with a nice body kick.
Jab, jab by Sweetits - just one landing.
Good leg kick by Sweetits there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Sweetits wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Sweetits connects with a good right hand that stumbles Hall. Hall circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Sweetits scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hall in his tracks.
Sweetits dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hall. That did some damage!
Sweetits throws a low kick, looking for Hall's leg but Hall calmly moves out of range.
Sweetits scores with a head kick. Hall tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Sweetits throws out a loose jab but Hall uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sweetits tries to score with a low kick but Hall moves his leg out of the way.
Sweetits throws out a loose jab but Hall uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hall throws a series of strikes that have Sweetits backpedaling.
Hall throws a body punch but Sweetits moves out of range.
Sweetits lands with a thumping leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sweetits throws a leg kick but Hall sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Hall takes a swing at Sweetits's ribcage but misses.
Hall fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Sweetits misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sweetits misses the shot to the body.
Hall feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Sweetitss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Hall takes a swing at Sweetits's ribcage but misses.
Sweetits misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sweetits moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Hall feints and then cracks Sweetits's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Sweetits down.
Hall ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hall misses with a double jab.
Sweetits looks for the body kick but Hall saw that one coming.
Hall connects with the punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Some bone on bone action there as Sweetits checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Hall throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hall steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sweetits.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hall uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Hall lands with a cross.
Sweetits's jab looks to have found its range, popping Hall under the eye.
Sweetits avoids the body shot from Hall.
A decent looking cross lands there for Sweetits.
Hank Hall's cut is getting worse.
An inside leg kick lands from Sweetits.
Hall takes a jab right on the kisser.
Sweetits swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sweetits goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hall. That's going to slow Sweetits down.
Sweetits throws a lazy head kick
and Hall counters with a nice leg kick.
Hall moves out of range of the body kick from Sweetits.
Hall avoids the head kick by Sweetits.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hall scores with a hook.
Hall checks a leg kick.
Sweetits feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Halls jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Sweetits pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A swing and a miss from Sweetits.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jimbo Sweetits dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hank Hall's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Hall misses with a wild combination.
Hall misses with the combination.
Sweetits attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Sweetits throws a low kick but Hall moves out of range easily.
Hank Hall is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hall displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Sweetits throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hall sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sweetits lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Sweetits throws a sloppy head kick
and Hall moves into the clinch.
Hall manages to break the clinch.
Sweetits misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sweetits looks to land a right hand but Hall moved out of range.
Hall lands a really nice looking cross but Sweetits seems unphased.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sweetits scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A nice combination there by Hall.
Hall feints and then cracks Sweetits's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Sweetits down.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Sweetits throws a head kick that misses.
Jimbo Sweetits seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hall throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Sweetits tries a head kick but it misses.
Sweetits takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Sweetits takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Hall misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Sweetits pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hall fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Sweetits looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Sweetits takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A clash of legs there as Hall blocks the low kick.
Sweetits gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hall.
Sweetits misses with a body kick.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Sweetits avoids the body shot from Hall.
Sweetits takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Danga de danga de dang - Hall scores with a four punch combination!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sweetits slips a jab and a cross from Hall.
No joy there for Sweetits, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sweetits throws a leg kick but Hall moved away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hall connects with a solid leg kick.
Hall jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sweetits. Hall does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sweetits misses with a hook. Hall ducked under it nicely.
Sweetits fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hall.
Sweetits throws a low kick, looking for Hall's leg but Hall calmly moves out of range.
Hall clinches up against the cage.
Hall digs a right hand underneath Sweetits's ribcage. Sweetits let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short left from Hall.
A frustrated look appears on Sweetits's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hall lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sweetits backwards.
A short right from Hall.
Hall blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hall throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sweetits blocks it with crossed arms.
Still in the clinch, Hall scores with a nice short uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Hall is working Sweetits over against the cage.
Sweetits is trying to push Hall away but Hall has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A frustrated look appears on Sweetits's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hall breaks the clinch.
Hall goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Sweetits jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hall avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sweetits misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hall scores with a jab.
Sweetits swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Sweetits misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sweetits has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A punch combination from Hall misses.
Hall tests Sweetits's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sweetits stuns Hall with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sweetits throws a sloppy head kick and Hall moves out of range easily.
A combination from Hall does no damage.
Sweetits lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hall scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Sweetits is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hall.
Hall tries to bum rush Sweetits with a series of wild strikes but Sweetits uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Sweetits has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hall.
Sweetits throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Sweetits throws a half hearted mid kick.
Sweetits misses with a looping left.
Crunch! Hall slams his shin into Sweetits's torso.
Sweetits misses the jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sweetits stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Hall throws a series of punches but Sweetits moves out of range.
Sweetits takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Sweetits with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Hall to score with a decent uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hank Hall dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Hank Hall's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Sweetits throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Hall scores with a hook to the body. Sweetits takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Sweetits keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Hall works the jab nicely.
Sweetits scoring well with a low kick there.
Sweetits shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Sweetits pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sweetits throws a leg kick but Hall sees it coming and moves out of range.
Sweetits throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hall counters with a straight right hand.
Hall comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Sweetits tries to land a leg kick but Hall saw it coming and moves away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice uppercut there from Hall.
Hall throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Sweetits.
Sweetits connects with a leg kick. Hall looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Sweetits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hall.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hall lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A head kick by Sweetits misses
and Hall counters with a stiff right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hall keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Sweetits misses with a head kick.
Sweetits cracks Hall with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Sweetits throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hall moves out of range of the strikes.
A cross from Hall lands.
Sweetits connects with a jab.
Hall slips under a jab from Sweetits.
Hall lands a lovely overhand right.
Some wild striking there from Hall.
Sweetits throws a lazy uppercut
and Hall makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Hall avoids the head kick by Sweetits.
Sweetits throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hall sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sweetits misses with a body shot.
Hall is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Hall uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Sweetits tries to land a body kick
and Hall counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hall lands a two punch combo.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hall lands a nice looking body kick.
Sweetits throws a head kick that misses.
Sweetits with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Hall to score with a decent uppercut.
A shot to the liver by Hall. Beautiful body shot.
Sweetits misses with a low kick.
Hall scores with a body shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Hall, right into the meat.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Sweetits.
Hall moves out of range of the body kick.
Sweetits looks to score with a jab to the body but Hall is just out of range.
Hall connects with a body shot.
Hall connects with a single shot there.
Hall moves out of range as Sweetits throws a body kick.
Hall lands with a straight right. Sweetits didn't see that one coming.
Sweetits throws a leg kick but Hall sees it coming and moves out of range.
Hall misses with a double jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sweetits looks to land a body kick but Hall moved away.
Sweetits throws a hook to the side of Hall's head but Hall sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hall listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Hall fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Sweetits is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hall.
Sweetits throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
No joy there for Hall, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hall rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Sweetits moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Sweetits throws a hook to the side of Hall's head but Hall sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sloppy strikes from Hall. Those never looked like landing.
Sweetits misses with a hook. Hall ducked under it nicely.
Hall on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Sweetits throws a nice looking combination but Hall bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hall tries to clinch up.
Hall throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Sweetits.
Hall blocks a low kick nicely.
Hall avoids the head kick by Sweetits.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hall blocks a low kick nicely.
Sweetits looks to land a body kick but Hall moved away.
Hall lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sweetits swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Sweetits throws a body punch but Hall moves out of range.
Hall is looking to slow Sweetits down with leg kicks.
A head kick from Hall lands but Sweetits takes it in his stride.
Hall misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sweetits with a nice cross.
Sweetits looks to land a body kick but Hall moved away.
Sweetits tries to land a body kick
and Hall counters with a solid body kick.
Sweetits thumps Hall with a low kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hall is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Hall finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Sweetits misses with a body shot
and Hall connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Sweetits throws a looping overhand right but Hall ducks down to avoid it.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Hank Hall.
I think Hall has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight for Jimbo Sweetits!
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight for Jimbo Sweetits!
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight for Jimbo Sweetits!
Jimbo Sweetits wins by unanimous decision!
During a confident post fight interview, Jimbo Sweetits thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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