PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roscoe P Coltrane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marcelo Stanly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). P Coltrane's entrance music is The Dukes Of Hazard Theme Song. A fine choice. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

P Coltrane
vs
Stanly

195 cm
25
190 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

197 cm
26
214 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Roscoe P Coltrane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Marcelo Stanly!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Johanna Lukiainen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stanly misses with a takedown attempt
and P Coltrane counters with a three punch combo that has Stanly backing up. Stanly nods at P Coltrane to acknowledge the strikes.
P Coltrane scores with a decent looking hook.
A telegraphed right hand from P Coltrane misses the target.
P Coltrane throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Stanly doesn't succeed with the takedown
and P Coltrane counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Stanly fails with a takedown attempt.
Roscoe P Coltrane has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Marcelo Stanly.
Stanly will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Stanly lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Stanly keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stanly has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Stanly there as he acknowledges the shot.
P Coltrane throws a lazy right hand but Stanly sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stanly lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but P Coltrane circles away quickly and effectively.

That's one minute gone in the round.
P Coltrane doesn't manage to clinch there - Stanly circles away.
Roscoe P Coltrane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
P Coltrane ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stanly moves away.
Stanly fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Stanly shoots and misses
and P Coltrane counters with a straight right hand.
A lazy left from Stanly finds it's target.
Stanly shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and P Coltrane cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Stanly misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

P Coltrane gets caught flat footed, as Stanly shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Stanly looking to sit in guard and control but P Coltrane gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
P Coltrane wants to control from the top but Stanly keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
P Coltrane is looking to work some ground and pound but Stanly has wrist control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
P Coltrane is working Stanly over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane looking to sit in guard and control but Stanly gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Stanly postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

P Coltrane is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Stanly defends well.
P Coltrane keeping moving, preventing Stanly from controlling successfully.
Stanly trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Stanly keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of P Coltrane's head.
Stanly missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stanly missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Stanly with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

P Coltrane had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Stanly defends it easily.
Stanly throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as P Coltrane works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Stanly with a flurry of punches that miss.
Stanly postures up.
P Coltrane looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Stanly puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Stanly takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Stanly slips a nice elbow through P Coltrane's hands, connecting with P Coltrane's forehead.
Stanly is keen to just control but P Coltrane is a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Marcelo Stanly will probably get the nod.
That's time! P Coltrane's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Stanly connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Stanly tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but P Coltrane was well out of range. Poor timing from Stanly.
Stanly tries for a takedown but P Coltrane sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
P Coltrane swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Stanly shoots in looking for a takedown. P Coltrane tries to sprawl out of it but Stanly keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. P Coltrane manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Stanly shoots in for a takedown but P Coltrane shows good takedown defense.
Roscoe P Coltrane has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Marcelo Stanly.
P Coltrane changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Stanly fails with a takedown attempt.
Stanly misses with a takedown attempt - P Coltrane sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.

P Coltrane gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Stanly throws a big right hand that misses.
Stanly throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

P Coltrane working for a triangle but Stanly defends it easily.
Stanly lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
P Coltrane has momentary wrist control but Stanly slips an elbow through the middle.

P Coltrane looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stanly seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
P Coltrane is trying to control the position but Stanly postures up.

P Coltrane looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stanly wants to control from the top but P Coltrane keeps moving.
P Coltrane has momentary wrist control but Stanly slips an elbow through the middle.

P Coltrane looking for a guillotine here but Stanly defends easily.
Stanly trying to control the position from guard on top but P Coltrane is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stanly postures up in P Coltrane's guard and throws a big left but P Coltrane blocks it.
P Coltrane is controlling Stanly's posture.
Stanly throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Stanly postures up and lands a big shot to P Coltrane's brow.
Stanly wants to control from the top but P Coltrane keeps moving.
Stanly makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stanly connects with a couple of short punches.
Stanly trying to control the position from guard on top but P Coltrane is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
P Coltrane can't keep his opponent in guard - Stanly advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Stanly controlling the pace.
Stanly wants to free his trapped foot but P Coltrane is holding on for dear life with his legs.
P Coltrane trying to control from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Stanly lands a nice short elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
P Coltrane tries to roll over but Stanly keeps him under control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Marcelo Stanly showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! P Coltrane's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Stanly shoots in for a takedown but P Coltrane shows good takedown defense.
P Coltrane just misses with a punch to the body.
P Coltrane misses with a straight right.
P Coltrane misses with a looping right.
Stanly rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and P Coltrane counters with a nice body shot.
Stanly works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
P Coltrane swings and misses with a hook to the body.
P Coltrane scores with a jab.
Stanly shoots and misses
enabling P Coltrane to counter with a crisp jab.

P Coltrane gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
P Coltrane lands a right hand.
P Coltrane misses with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stanly has P Coltrane pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. P Coltrane manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Roscoe P Coltrane has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Marcelo Stanly.
P Coltrane gets underhooks to prevent Stanly's takedown attempt.

P Coltrane breaks the clinch.
A jab from P Coltrane misses.
No luck for Stanly with that takedown attempt.
Stanly shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with P Coltrane but P Coltrane pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Stanly takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Stanly tries to move into range but P Coltrane moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Stanly tries to score a power double leg takedown but P Coltrane sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Stanly somewhat.
P Coltrane throws a body punch but Stanly moves out of range.
Roscoe P Coltrane has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
P Coltrane displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Stanly.
P Coltrane scores with a body shot.
P Coltrane stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and P Coltrane wants it to stay on the feet.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Stanly is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but P Coltrane is keeping busy.
Stanly fails to pull guard.
Stanly misses with a body punch.
P Coltrane is pressed up against the cage. Stanly has hold of a leg and is looking to drag P Coltrane down to the mat. P Coltrane avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
P Coltrane scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
P Coltrane jabs Stanly to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stanly takes a body punch but keeps moving.
P Coltrane cracks Stanly with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

P Coltrane gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Stanly throws a head punch that misses.
Stanly tries to score a body lock takedown but P Coltrane shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
A nice right hand lands inside from P Coltrane.
P Coltrane is leaning against Stanly and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
P Coltrane pushes Stanly back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
P Coltrane lands a shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
P Coltrane gets through Stanly's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Stanly tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
P Coltrane lands a right hand that snaps the head of Stanly backwards.
P Coltrane works on Stanly's body with a couple of short punches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from P Coltrane.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from P Coltrane.
P Coltrane manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.

P Coltrane breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
P Coltrane scores with a jab to the jaw.
P Coltrane with a body punch. A glancing blow.

P Coltrane drops his shoulder and cracks Stanly with a huge uppercut! Stanly goes down! Can P Coltrane finish him?

Stanly is rocked!
P Coltrane works over Stanly with some ground and pound from guard.
Stanly is still in real trouble! Can P Coltrane finish him?
P Coltrane content to stall in guard here.
P Coltrane landing some decent shots from guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
P Coltrane arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Stanly's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Roscoe P Coltrane!
During a confident post fight interview, Roscoe P Coltrane thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.