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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Shinichi Fuujin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinrich Himmler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuujin's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Soilwork - Rejection Role. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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178 cm
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162 lbs
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180 cm
22
163 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
22 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Shinichi Fuujin! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
9 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Heinrich Himmler! The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Luis Engracia and Edson Gomes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Fuujin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Himmler manages to avoid it. Fuujin scores with a jab to the jaw. Himmler thows a body shot but no joy. Himmler closes the distance but Fuujin moves to the side and Fuujin counters with a nice leg kick. Himmler throws a leg kick and Fuujin counters with a lovely shot to the body. Fuujin thows a body shot but no joy. A punch lands to the side of Fuujin 's head but he takes it in his stride. Himmler scores with a jab. Fuujin acknowledges it with a nod of the head. Fuujin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Himmler moves away. Himmler will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Fuujin just misses with a punch to the body.
Himmler checks a low kick from Fuujin. Himmler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Good work by Himmler as he checks the leg kick. Fuujin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Himmler throws an overhand right that lands on Fuujin's shoulder, as Fuujin tries to avoid the shot.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fuujin works Himmler's body with a nice hook. Fuujin lands a nice leg kick that just misses Himmler's sensitive parts. Himmler tries to clinch up but Fuujin circles away and keeps his distance. Himmler throws the left hand but Fuujin avoids the punch easily. Himmler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fuujin looks to score with a jab to the body but Himmler is just out of range. Fuujin lands an overhand right. Fuujin walks into a left hand. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Fuujin.
Himmler looks to land a right hand but Fuujin moved out of range. Fuujin misses the jab. Fuujin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Himmler was well out of range. Poor timing from Fuujin. Fuujin on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Himmler finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Himmler tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Fuujin manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Fuujin takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. The fight stays on the outside here - Himmler looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Himmler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fuujin.
Fuujin is looking to slow Himmler down with leg kicks. This has been an exciting period of action! Himmler dips to his left and cracks Fuujin with an uppercut! Himmler misses with a series of wild punches.
Fuujin finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Himmler swings widly with a right hand
and Fuujin counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. Fuujin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuujin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Himmler. Fuujin lands with a nice body kick. A shot to the liver by Himmler. Beautiful body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A low kick from Himmler is predictable there and Fuujin counters with a left to the body. Himmler looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. Himmler tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Fuujin is able to avoid easily. A good leg kick by Fuujin. Himmler takes a swing at Fuujin's ribcage but misses. Fuujin tests Himmler's chin there with a solid looking shot. Himmler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fuujin. Himmler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fuujin was well out of range. Poor timing from Himmler. An inside leg kick from Fuujin misses. Fuujin jabs Himmler to the body, keeping him at a distance. Fuujin throws a body kick that misses. Fuujin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Himmler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Himmler fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Himmler misses with an uppercut. Fuujin saw that one coming. Himmler tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Decent striking displayed by Himmler there. Fuujin circles away from the clinch attempt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Fuujin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Himmler was well out of range. Poor timing from Fuujin. Himmler tries to clinch but Fuujin moves away and Fuujin counters with an inside leg kick. Fuujin keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Himmler. Fuujin throws a leg kick and Himmler counters with a series of strikes. Fuujin will be more careful next time no doubt. Himmler blocks a leg kick. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Himmler throws a sloppy head kick and Fuujin moves out of range easily. Fuujin walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Himmler checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Himmler tries a head kick but it misses.
Fuujin scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Heinrich Himmler will probably get the nod. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Fuujin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuujin misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Himmler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Fuujin thinking. Himmler looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. Himmler loads up on a big right hand but Fuujin slips the punch. Himmler tries to clinch up but Fuujin circles away and keeps his distance. Nice body punch from Fuujin. The fight stays on the outside here - Himmler looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Himmler thows a left - swing and a miss! Fuujin fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Himmler is out of range. Himmler digs a good hook to Fuujin's body.
Himmler lands a really nice looking cross but Fuujin seems unphased.
Fuujin lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Himmler blocks a jab. Fuujin is looking to wear down Himmler with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment. Himmler throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fuujin throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land. Fuujin misses with a low kick. Fuujin connects with a solid leg kick. Himmler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fuujin cracks Himmler with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Fuujin wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Himmler throws a chopping leg kick but Fuujin manages to avoid taking any serious damage. The fighters circling - Himmler throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Himmler connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Fuujin fakes the leg kick and cracks Himmler in the body. Fuujin ducks under a wild hook from Himmler. Heinrich Himmler seems to be getting the better of the standup. Himmler pushes Fuujin away with a front kick. Fuujin staying out of range there. Himmler lands with a right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fuujin throws a body punch but Himmler moves out of range. Himmler tries to bum rush Fuujin with a series of wild strikes but Fuujin uses good footwork to avoid the assault. Fuujin slips under a jab. Fuujin stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Himmler. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Himmler lands with a shot to the body. Some bone on bone action there as Himmler checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Himmler avoids the body shot from Fuujin.
Fuujin throws out a leg kick but Himmler moves out of range and Fuujin only half commits. Himmler misses with a looping left. Heinrich Himmler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Himmler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Himmler moves to clinch but Fuujin breaks away and Fuujin counters with a nice leg kick. Himmler looks to land a right hand but Fuujin moved out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Fuujin takes a swing at Himmler's ribcage but misses. Himmler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fuujin sees it coming and avoids it easily. Fuujin misses with an uppercut. Fuujin wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Himmler ducks under a wild hook from Fuujin. Fuujin thumps Himmler with a low kick. Fuujin throws a sloppy head kick and Himmler moves out of range easily. Fuujin throws a leg kick that misses. Himmler swings widly with a right hand
and Fuujin counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Himmler thinking. Himmler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Fuujin throws a leg kick and Himmler counters with a nice uppercut. Himmler changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Himmler throws a sloppy head kick and Fuujin moves out of range easily. Himmler tests Fuujin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Himmler just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuujin loads up on a big right hand but Himmler slips the punch. Himmler thows a body shot but no joy. Himmler misses with a looping right. Fuujin is looking to land body kicks. Fuujin lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Himmler at a distance.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Fuujin misses the shot to the body. Fuujin checks a low kick from Himmler. Himmler tries to clinch but Fuujin is having none of it. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Himmler scores with a nice strike. Fuujin keeps the fight on the outside. Fuujin scores with a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Heinrich Himmler will probably get the nod - 10:9. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Himmler misses with a low kick. Himmler misses with a hook. Fuujin ducked under it nicely. Fuujin's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Himmler connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Fuujin scrambles back to his feet. Fuujin misses with a looping right. Fuujin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Himmler.
Fuujin throws a low kick but Himmler moves out of range easily. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Himmler, right into the meat.
Fuujin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Himmler moves away. Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Himmler, as that shot connected.
Himmler takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Fuujin explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. Himmler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Himmler tries to clinch up. Himmler avoids the body shot from Fuujin.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fuujin misses with a body shot
and Fuujin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Fuujin slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. Himmler rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fuujin moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Himmler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fuujin attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. Himmler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fuujin. Fuujin tries to land a leg kick but Himmler saw it coming and moves away.
Fuujin lands a right hook to the body.
Fuujin comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Fuujin dips to his left and cracks Himmler with an uppercut! Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Fuujin, as that shot connected.
Fuujin ducks under a wild hook from Himmler. That kick from Fuujin tenderised Himmler's leg. Himmler is trying to keep his angry face on.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fuujin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Himmler.
Himmler is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Himmler blocks a jab. Fuujin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Himmler.
Fuujin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Himmler manages to avoid it. Himmler misses with an uppercut
and Fuujin makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Himmler tries to clinch up but Fuujin circles away and keeps his distance. Himmler lands a right hook to the body.
Fuujin takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Himmler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fuujin.
Fuujin takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Fuujin throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and Himmler counters with a head kick. Jab from Fuujin. Himmler throws a leg kick that is checked and Fuujin counters with a right hand to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Himmler tries a head kick but it misses.
Himmler lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Himmler slips a jab from Fuujin. Fuujin scores with a body shot.
Himmler takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Fuujin throws out a leg kick but Himmler moves out of range and Fuujin only half commits. Fuujin on the wrong end of a nice hook. Himmler stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Himmler wants it to stay on the feet. Himmler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A head kick misses from Fuujin. A chopping leg kick lands by Himmler. Fuujin throws the kick towards the body but Himmler avoids it.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Himmler checks a leg kick. Himmler throws a leg kick and Fuujin makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. The fighters circling - Himmler throws out the jab but it was never going to land. A lazy left from Himmler finds it's target. Fuujin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Himmler lands a jab. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Himmler misses with a body shot.
Fuujin throws a low kick, looking for Himmler's leg but Himmler calmly moves out of range. Fuujin avoids the head kick by Himmler.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Himmler uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Fuujin tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target. Himmler throws out a leg kick but Fuujin moves out of range and Himmler only half commits. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close third round but Heinrich Himmler just about did enough to take it. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Fuujin just misses with a punch to the body.
Himmler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fuujin moves away. Fuujin on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Himmler throws a body punch but Fuujin moves out of range. Himmler cracks Fuujin with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. Fuujin throws a shot to the body.
Fuujin looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. A decent looking cross lands there for Fuujin. Himmler tries to clinch but Fuujin is having none of it. Fuujin getting the better of the striking in that exchange. Himmler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fuujin manages to avoid it. Himmler misses with a body shot.
Fuujin throws a body kick that misses. Fuujin tries to score with a low kick but Himmler moves his leg out of the way. Himmler bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fuujin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Himmler tries a low kick but Fuujin avoids it. Fuujin attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Fuujin misses with a looping left. Fuujin with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fuujin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Himmler.
Himmler's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Fuujin swings for the body but Himmler moves out of range.
Himmler stuns Fuujin with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Himmler misses with a low kick as Fuujin jumps back. Fuujin tries to land a leg kick but Himmler saw it coming and moves away.
Himmler doesn't manage to clinch there - Fuujin circles away.
Himmler walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fuujin checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A lazy body kick from Fuujin and Himmler counters with a nice leg kick. Fuujin attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. A telegraphed right hand from Fuujin misses the target. A shot to the liver by Himmler. Beautiful body shot. Himmler on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Himmler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fuujin was well out of range. Poor timing from Himmler. Himmler throws a hook but Fuujin blocks it. Fuujin avoids the body shot from Himmler.
Fuujin misses the shot to the body. Himmler blocks a low kick nicely. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Nice straight punches there by Himmler. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Himmler. Himmler throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Himmler takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Himmler scores with a jab to the jaw. Himmler fails with an attempt to clinch.
A combination from Fuujin does no damage. Himmler with a nice cross. Himmler scores with a jab. Fuujin just misses with a punch to the body.
Fuujin fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. Fuujin fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Himmler to the ground. Fuujin is now in Himmler's guard. Himmler has his hands on Fuujin's head, controlling the position. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Himmler working a defensive guard here.
Himmler keeping moving, preventing Fuujin from controlling successfully. Himmler wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Heinrich Himmler was stalling too much, according to the referee. Fuujin keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Himmler misses with a straight right. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Himmler scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fuujin doesn't seem bothered though. Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fuujin lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Himmler has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Himmler and we're back underway with a touch of gloves. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close fourth round but Heinrich Himmler will probably get the nod - 10:9. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Himmler throws the left hand but Fuujin avoids the punch easily. Himmler throws a body kick, spinning off balance and Fuujin counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. Himmler lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Himmler. Himmler looks to land a left hand but Fuujin moved out of range nicely. Fuujin throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Himmler on the side of the head. Fuujin ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Himmler tries to clinch up but Fuujin circles away and keeps his distance. Himmler attempts a low kick but it misses it's target. Himmler tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Himmler lands a really nice looking cross but Fuujin seems unphased.
Himmler tried to score with a low kick but Fuujin checks it. Fuujin throws a wild body kick that Himmler sees coming a mile off.
That's one minute gone in the round. Fuujin takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Himmler scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Himmler uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fuujin. Himmler moves forwards but Fuujin connects with a nice, crisp jab. Himmler throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Fuujin stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Fuujin connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Himmler lands a jab to the nose. Jab from Fuujin. Fuujin throws a predictable looking body shot
and Himmler counters with an inside leg kick. Fuujin scores with a body shot.
Himmler on the wrong end of a nice hook. Himmler throws a head kick that misses. Himmler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Shinichi Fuujin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fuujin looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Fuujin misses with a body shot.
Himmler moves in looking to clinch but Fuujin pushes him off. Fuujin moves out of range as Himmler strikes. Himmler throws a right hand that misses
and Fuujin counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Himmler tries to close the distance and clinch but Fuujin swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Himmler needs to keep his hands up - Fuujin had a free shot at his head there. Himmler lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected. Himmler looks to clinch letting Fuujin counter with a right hand. Himmler takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. Fuujin swings for the body but Himmler moves out of range.
Himmler throws a lazy right hand but Fuujin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Fuujin shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Himmler as he jumps to the side. Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt. A clash of legs there as Himmler blocks the low kick. Himmler scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Himmler throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Fuujin on the side of the head. Fuujin misses with a straight right. Himmler fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Fuujin has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Fuujin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Himmler manages to avoid it. Himmler scores with a nice strike. Himmler fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fuujin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Himmler moves away. Fuujin misses with a body shot.
Himmler lands with a shot to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A head kick misses from Himmler. Himmler lets loose with a powerful body kick. Fuujin will feel that in the morning. Himmler throws a nice inside leg kick. Himmler keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A good leg kick by Fuujin. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Fuujin misses with a body kick. Fuujin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Himmler counters with a straight right hand. Fuujin is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Himmler just misses with a punch to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Himmler connects with a body shot. Fuujin avoids the body shot from Himmler.
Heinrich Himmler is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight. Himmler moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
And that's the end of the fight! Heinrich Himmler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. I've got Himmler winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 45:50 Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 47:48 Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 45:50
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heinrich Himmler! Heinrich Himmler is the new lightweight champion! A very excited looking Heinrich Himmler made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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