PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cash Patrone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Patrone's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Hatebreed - Live for this. CanChopper has chosen Badass as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Patrone
vs
CanChopper

186 cm
22
225 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

200 cm
23
243 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Burning Fist Apparel

Rivers Edge Nutrition (Disciples of Pain)
Rivers Edge Nutrition (Disciples of Pain)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cash Patrone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ameri CanChopper!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Lou da Vinci and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
CanChopper scores with a leg kick.
CanChopper thows a left - swing and a miss!
CanChopper throws a leg kick but Patrone moved away.
Patrone shoots in but no luck this time.
CanChopper circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ameri CanChopper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
CanChopper fails to land with a series of punches.
Nice defenses there by Patrone.
CanChopper motions for Patrone to come forward. CanChopper throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
CanChopper throws a big shot that misses.
Patrone checks a leg kick nicely.
Patrone tries to clinch up.
CanChopper lands with a cross.
An inside leg kick from CanChopper misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
CanChopper keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

Patrone clinches up against the cage.
Patrone misses with some punches.
Patrone lands with a short shot to the head.
CanChopper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Patrone tried to land a shot to the body but connects with CanChopper's elbow.
Patrone trying to control the position but instead, CanChopper has worked for underhooks and has pushed Patrone into the cage.
Patrone tries to throw a body punch but CanChopper avoids it by throwing Patrone back against the cage.
CanChopper is trying to maintain a safe position but Patrone gets an underhook and turns CanChopper into the cage.
Patrone misses with a hook to the ribs.
CanChopper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Patrone misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Patrone misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
CanChopper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Patrone fails to land.
CanChopper misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Patrone.
CanChopper using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Patrone has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Patrone struggles to land a body shot inside as CanChopper controls his hands.
CanChopper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Patrone struggles to land a body shot inside as CanChopper controls his hands.
Patrone tries to work over CanChopper's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Patrone misses with the head strike.
Patrone tries to throw a body punch but CanChopper avoids it by throwing Patrone back against the cage.
Patrone misses with some punches.
CanChopper prevents a body shot from Patrone.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
CanChopper prevents a body shot from Patrone.
Patrone goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
CanChopper lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Cash Patrone has been cut.
Patrone lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Patrone misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper crunches a lovely knee into Patrone's ribcage.
CanChopper is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Patrone is defending well for now.
Patrone doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Patrone misses with a shot to the kidneys.
CanChopper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
CanChopper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
CanChopper tries to land knees in the clinch but Patrone avoids the damage to the body.
CanChopper effectively controlling the action here.
Patrone misses with the head strike.
CanChopper manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
CanChopper prevents a body shot from Patrone.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Patrone drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cash Patrone. That's going to take a lot out of him.
CanChopper blocks an uppercut.
Patrone lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Patrone looking to stall.
CanChopper's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
CanChopper landing knees to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Patrone swings wildly with an uppercut but CanChopper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Patrone swings wildly with an uppercut but CanChopper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Patrone misses with a hook from the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. CanChopper obliges.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Patrone.
Patrone fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ameri CanChopper will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Cash Patrone's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

CanChopper jabs Patrone right on the nose. Patrone blinks but takes it well.
CanChopper is looking to clinch.
CanChopper is looking to score with low kicks.
Patrone is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
CanChopper throws a head kick that Patrone semi-blocks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
CanChopper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Patrone. CanChopper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Patrone tries to clinch up but CanChopper circles away and keeps his distance.
CanChopper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
An inside leg kick from CanChopper misses.
Patrone fakes high and swings low for a body shot but CanChopper manages to avoid it.
CanChopper ducks under a wild hook from Patrone.

That's one minute gone in the round.
CanChopper throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Patrone throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
CanChopper lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Patrone checks a leg kick.
CanChopper cracks Patrone with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
CanChopper tries for a takedown but Patrone sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
CanChopper scores with a leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by CanChopper.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Patrone takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Ameri CanChopper seems to be getting the better of the standup.
CanChopper is looking to slow Patrone down with leg kicks.
CanChopper lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Patrone thows a body shot but no joy.
CanChopper tries a head kick but it misses.
CanChopper scores with a leg kick.
CanChopper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Patrone on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by CanChopper. CanChopper obviously looking to wear him down.
CanChopper is looking to clinch.
CanChopper tries to score with a low kick but Patrone moves his leg out of the way.
An inside leg kick lands from CanChopper.
CanChopper connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Patrone's hands.
Patrone takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Patrone uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from CanChopper.
CanChopper lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
CanChopper throws an overhand right that drops Patrone like a sack of potatoes! CanChopper dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ameri CanChopper!
Ameri CanChopper opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.