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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Smelly Fingers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Rogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Foux Da FaFa . Joe Rogan is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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180 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
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185 cm
21
180 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter striker
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Good wrestler
Good kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Smelly Fingers!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Rogan!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Wesley Smith and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rogan tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Fingers swivels and escapes.
Fingers drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Fingers got a little sloppy there for a moment and Rogan has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Fingers has managed to get both his arms back between Rogan's legs - danger averted.
Rogan had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Fingers defends it easily.
Fingers stopping the sweep attempt from Rogan.
Fingers looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Fingers stopping the sweep attempt from Rogan.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rogan is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Fingers frees his head nicely. Oh but Rogan has switched to an armbar! Fingers is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Joe Rogan!
Joe Rogan is the new welterweight champion!
Joe Rogan seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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