PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ezio Auditore (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyelove Fucked up (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fucked up has chosen call to prayer as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Eyelove Fucked up acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Auditore
vs
Fucked up

180 cm
26
175 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
22
182 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Fast

Lightning Fight Gear-Cage Wars version
Lightning Fight Gear-Cage Wars version

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ezio Auditore!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Eyelove Fucked up!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Johanna Lukiainen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fucked up throws the left hand but Auditore avoids the punch easily.
Fucked up avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Fucked up connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Fucked up lands a head shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Fucked up.
A jab from Fucked up does it's job there.
Auditore tries to clinch but Fucked up moves out of range.
Auditore shoots for a double leg takedown but Fucked up sprawls well. He's pushed Auditore's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Auditore with a lazy takedown attempt
and Fucked up counters with a straight right hand.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Fucked up.
Auditore throws a head kick but Fucked up moves out of range.
Fucked up fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Fucked up attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Fucked up sizes up Auditore with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Fucked up throws a right hand that Auditore ducks under and follows up with a left that Auditore also avoids with ease.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Auditore walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Auditore blocks the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucked up tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Auditore was well out of range. Poor timing from Fucked up.
Fucked up throws a jab but it's blocked by Auditore.
Fucked up misses with a body kick.
Auditore looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ezio Auditore. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Auditore's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Fucked up connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Auditore scrambles back to his feet.
Auditore loads up on a big right hand but Fucked up slips the punch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Auditore looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fucked up scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Auditore shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Fucked up but Fucked up pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A swing and a miss from Fucked up.
Fucked up will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fucked up loads up on a big right hand but Auditore slips the punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Fucked up misses the target.
Auditore gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Fucked up counters with a body kick.
Auditore takes one on the button.
Fucked up takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

Auditore clinches up with Fucked up and pushes him back against the cage.
Fucked up is defending well against a takedown attempt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Auditore pulls guard effortlessly.
Fucked up landing some decent shots from guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fucked up is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Fucked up throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Auditore works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Fucked up postures up in Auditore's guard and throws a big left but Auditore blocks it.
Fucked up prevents Auditore from getting back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Auditore is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Fucked up keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Auditore's head.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fucked up accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fucked up throws a big right hand that misses.
Fucked up working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Auditore utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Fucked up wants to control from the top but Auditore keeps moving.
Auditore utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Fucked up distracts Auditore with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Auditore controls Fucked up momentarily but Fucked up frees himself.
Fucked up trying to control but Auditore is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Auditore is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Fucked up gets to his feet - Auditore follows without any prompting.
Auditore has his takedown stuffed
and Auditore takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fucked up scores with a decent looking hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice shot by Fucked up.
Auditore just misses with a punch to the body.
Auditore slips a jab from Fucked up.
Fucked up sizes up Auditore with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The fight stays on the outside here - Auditore looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fucked up lands a nice shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyelove Fucked up dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Auditore shoots in but no luck this time.
Fucked up lands a jab to Auditore's midsection.
Auditore wants to clinch.
Auditore drops his hands momentarily and Fucked up takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Auditore gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Fucked up.
Auditore throws a right and a left that Fucked up avoids nicely.
Auditore has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Auditore there as he acknowledges the shot.
Ezio Auditore is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Auditore throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Fucked up's waist but Fucked up gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Auditore off to one side.

Auditore rushes Fucked up and presses him up against the cage.
Auditore wants to get back to striking at distance but Fucked up won't allow it.
Fucked up tries to pull guard but Auditore won't allow it.
Fucked up is trying to push Auditore away but Auditore has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

Fucked up breaks the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Auditore slips under a jab from Fucked up.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Fucked up.
Jab by Fucked up.
Auditore takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Auditore fails with an attempt to clinch.
Auditore shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Fucked up defends it nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ezio Auditore. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Auditore avoids a kick to the body.
Fucked up lands a jab-cross combination.
Fucked up slaps away a takedown attempt from Auditore, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Auditore shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Fucked up defends it nicely.
Fucked up scores with a punch to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up lands a nice looking body shot.
Good leg kick by Fucked up there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Auditore tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fucked up paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Auditore throws a low kick but Fucked up avoids it.
Eyelove Fucked up seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fucked up with a hook.
Auditore shoots in looking for a takedown. Fucked up tries to sprawl out of it but Auditore keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Fucked up manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Auditore avoids the body shot from Fucked up.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Fucked up. Auditore shrugs it off though.
Auditore tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A nice combination there by Fucked up.

It looks like Ezio Auditore has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Auditore wants to clinch up but Fucked up keeps it at a distance.
Auditore shoots for a double leg takedown but Fucked up sprawls well. He's pushed Auditore's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Left hook, right uppercut from Fucked up.
Fucked up buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fucked up lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Fucked up throws a series of strikes that have Auditore backpedaling.
Auditore tries to close the distance and clinch but Fucked up swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Fucked up looks to throw the jab but Auditore is out of range.

Auditore clinches up with Fucked up and pushes him back against the cage.
Fucked up is trying to break the clinch but Auditore is controlling him.

Auditore breaks the clinch.
Auditore throws a head kick but Fucked up moves out of range.
Fucked up moves out of range of the body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Auditore takes a kick to the side of the head.
Auditore tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Auditore takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Fucked up misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fucked up swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fucked up scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Fucked up is breathing heavily.
Good leg kick by Fucked up there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

Auditore clinches with his opponent.

Auditore ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Auditore no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.

Auditore throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fucked up is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Auditore on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Auditore tries to get out of the position.
Auditore wants to sweep here but Fucked up controlling him for the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyelove Fucked up showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Ezio Auditore's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Auditore avoids a punch combination nicely.
Auditore fails with a takedown attempt.
Fucked up lands a lovely overhand right.
Auditore looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Auditore shoots in but Fucked up avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Fucked up uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Fucked up misses the shot to the body.
Eyelove Fucked up seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fucked up chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Auditore shoots in for a double leg but Fucked up sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ezio Auditore. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Auditore has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fucked up.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fucked up scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Fucked up not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Auditore is trying to control but can't.
Fucked up is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Auditore is trying to get back to full guard.
Fucked up is trying to control. Auditore wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Eyelove Fucked up has got the better of the ground game so far.
Fucked up thows a huge punch but Auditore dodges it nicely.
Auditore is trying is best to control the position here.
Auditore is trying to stand up here but Fucked up is controlling him well.
Fucked up scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Auditore wants to get back to full guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Fucked up lands a nice short elbow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fucked up working the head and body with strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up prevents Auditore from standing back up.
Fucked up slips a nice elbow through Auditore's hands, connecting with Auditore's forehead.
Fucked up lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

Auditore looking for submissions off his back.

Fucked up gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
Auditore looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Fucked up displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Auditore.
Fucked up tests Auditore's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Auditore.
Fucked up lands with an uppercut that bounces Auditore off the cage and back into range.
Fucked up keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Fucked up thuds a left hand into Auditore's body.
Auditore has a takedown stuffed.
Fucked up scores with a three punch combo!
Auditore chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Fucked up can pounce on him.
Auditore looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Auditore is defended easily by Fucked up.
Fucked up connects with a nice looking jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Fucked up.
Fucked up feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Auditores jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Fucked up uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Auditore has time to react.
Nice sprawl there from Fucked up as Auditore shoots in.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A shot to the liver by Fucked up. Beautiful body shot.
Fucked up has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Good standup being displayed there by Fucked up as he connects with a hook.
Fucked up lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
No luck for Auditore with that takedown attempt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fucked up stuns Auditore with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Nice takedown defense from Fucked up. No joy for Auditore on that attempt.
Ezio Auditore has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fucked up lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eyelove Fucked up comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Fucked up winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 27:30
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eyelove Fucked up!
Eyelove Fucked up took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Whenever, in their anguish, they try to escape from Hell, back they shall be dragged, and will be told: "Taste the torment of the Conflagration!" Quran 22:19-2'.