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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Asher Lee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Smelly Buttocks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smelly Buttocks has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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192 lbs
19 - 8 - 0 |
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202 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Asher Lee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Smelly Buttocks!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Matheus Silva and Luis Engracia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Buttocks throws a hook to the side of Lee's head but Lee sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nice defenses there by Lee.
Buttocks misses with a double jab.
Buttocks misses with a body shot
and Lee counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Buttocks thinking.
Lee bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Buttocks misses with a lunging right hand
and Lee counters with a lead uppercut that lands right on the button! Buttocks goes down! Will Buttocks beat the count? 3,4,5 - he's up! No problem. Let's get back to the action!
Buttocks is rocked!
It looks like Smelly Buttocks has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lee moves in close and cracks Buttocks with a massive right hand! Buttocks, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Lee!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Asher Lee!
A very excited looking Asher Lee made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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