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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Starship Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bob Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pain comes into the arena with Decisive Battle blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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277 lbs
24 - 6 - 1 |
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215 cm
26
283 lbs
14 - 12 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Counter striker
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Starship Pain!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bob Parker!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Yves DeLean and Gregory Folan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Pain.
Parker misses with a two punch combination.
Bob Parker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pain throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Parker tries to close the distance and clinch but Pain swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Pain pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Parker will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Parker throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Parker misses with a wild body shot.
Pain connects with a solid leg kick.
Pain connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Pain throws a leg kick which misses Parker's front leg but catches the back leg as Parker tries to avoid it.
Parker looks gassed!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pain throws a nice outside leg kick.
Parker on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pain moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Pain - that will leave a mark!
Pain moves into the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Pain.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pain blocks a body shot from Parker.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Pain.
Pain scores with a shot to the side of Parker's head.
It looks like Bob Parker has been cut.
Pain makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Pain lands with a right to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Pain creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Parker is rocked!
Pain throws a big uppercut that drops Parker! More strikes from Pain and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Parker lies dazed against the cage as Pain celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Starship Pain!
Starship Pain retains his super heavyweight title!
Starship Pain seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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