PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Brutaali Keijo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyelove Fucked up (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Keijo comes to the cage accompanied by CMX - Pyörivät Sähkökoneet. Fucked up is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by call to prayer. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Keijo
vs
Fucked up

179 cm
21
174 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

178 cm
22
182 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Brutaali Keijo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Eyelove Fucked up!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Keijo shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fucked up lands with a thumping leg kick.
Keijo tries to move into range but Fucked up moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Fucked up cracks a nice hook into Keijo's ribs.
Both fighters circling a little - Fucked up finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Fucked up.
Fucked up throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fucked up. That's going to slow Keijo down.
Keijo tests Fucked up's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fucked up on the wrong end of a nice hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fucked up throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Fucked up feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Keijos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Keijo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fucked up was well out of range. Poor timing from Keijo.
Keijo swings for the body but Fucked up moves out of range.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Keijo crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Fucked up - the referee stops the clock and Keijo gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Fucked up. Keijo manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Keijo dodges the punch combination from Fucked up.
Eyelove Fucked up seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fucked up moves out of range of the body kick.
Fucked up on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fucked up misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Keijo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fucked up.
Fucked up throws a quick inside leg kick.
Keijo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fucked up.
Keijo misses with a body kick.

Keijo clinches up against the cage.
Keijo misses with a body punch.

Keijo breaks the clinch.
Fucked up lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Keijo fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fucked up looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fucked up throws a series of punches but Keijo moves out of range.
Fucked up swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Keijo digs a good hook to Fucked up's body.
Fucked up lands a lovely overhand right.
Keijo misses with a body shot.
A swing and a miss from Keijo.
Keijo tries to score with a low kick but Fucked up moves his leg out of the way.
Fucked up throws a big shot that misses.
Fucked up cracks the inside of Keijo's front leg.
Keijo works Fucked up's body with a nice hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fucked up connects with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Keijo cracks Fucked up with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Keijo blocks a jab.
Good leg kick by Fucked up there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Keijo misses with a wild body shot.
Fucked up throws a hook but Keijo avoids it easily.
Keijo bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Keijo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fucked up manages to avoid it.
Keijo uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

Fucked up gets tackled into the cage by Keijo. Keijo maintains the clinch.
Keijo lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Keijo misses with a body punch.
Fucked up tries to break the clinch but Keijo is controlling the position.
Keijo misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fucked up.
Fucked up looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

Fucked up breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Keijo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fucked up walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Fucked up misses with an uppercut
and Keijo counters with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Keijo throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Fucked up misses with a body shot.
Keijo takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Keijo lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Fucked up has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Fucked up and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fucked up drops his hands momentarily and Keijo takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Fucked up avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Fucked up avoids the body shot from Keijo.
Keijo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fucked up manages to avoid it.
Fucked up lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Fucked up takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Keijo misses the shot to the body.
Nice shot by Fucked up.
Keijo stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fucked up.
Fucked up ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fucked up jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Fucked up ducks under a wild hook from Keijo.
Keijo blocks a head kick by Fucked up.
Keijo misses with a body kick.
Fucked up takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Keijo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fucked up sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Keijo stuns Fucked up with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Keijo misses with a wild body shot.
Fucked up swings for the body but Keijo moves out of range.
Fucked up moves out of range of the strikes.
Fucked up missing with a left hand there. Keijo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fucked up ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Keijo is looking to wear down Fucked up with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Fucked up will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Fucked up lands with an overhand left.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Fucked up breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Good leg kick by Fucked up there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fucked up pushes Keijo away with a front kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fucked up feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Keijos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Fucked up swings for the body but Keijo moves out of range.
Keijo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Keijo looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Brutaali Keijo will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Keijo looks for the body kick but Fucked up saw that one coming.
Fucked up looks to score with a jab to the body but Keijo is just out of range.
Fucked up on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Fucked up connects with an inside leg kick.
Keijo looks to land a body kick but Fucked up moved away.
Keijo misses with an uppercut.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Fucked up.
Fucked up throws a head kick but Keijo moves out of range.
Fucked up throws a hook but Keijo blocks it.
Fucked up moves out of range as Keijo strikes.
Keijo takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Keijo just misses with a punch to the body.
Fucked up misses the jab.
Keijo misses with the combination.
Fucked up fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Keijo throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fucked up sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Keijo throws a leg kick that misses.
Keijo scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucked up lands a jab to the head.
Keijo is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Keijo throws a shot to the body.
Fucked up swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Eyelove Fucked up is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Keijo misses with a body shot.
Fucked up bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Keijo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fucked up moves away.
Keijo throws a leg kick but Fucked up moved away.
Fucked up lands a lovely overhand right.
Fucked up moves away from the strike by Keijo.
Fucked up is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Keijo.
Keijo lands a jab.
Keijo misses the jab.
Keijo throws a hook but Fucked up avoids it easily.
Keijo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fucked up was well out of range. Poor timing from Keijo.
Keijo moves out of range of the strikes.
Fucked up takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fucked up throws a sloppy head kick and Keijo moves out of range easily.
Keijo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Keijo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Keijo on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Keijo connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fucked up throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Keijo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Keijo takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Keijo looks to score with a jab to the body but Fucked up is just out of range.
Keijo tries to clinch but Fucked up is having none of it.
Fucked up swings for the body but Keijo moves out of range.
Fucked up dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fucked up misses with a hook.
Fucked up lands a jab to Keijo's midsection.
Keijo throws a wild body kick that Fucked up sees coming a mile off.
Keijo on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fucked up. Fucked up obviously looking to wear him down.
Brutaali Keijo is winning the standup battle so far.
Keijo throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Fucked up works Keijo's body with a nice hook.
Keijo shoots in looking for a takedown but Fucked up manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Keijo's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Fucked up slips a jab from Keijo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Keijo tries to score a power double leg takedown but Fucked up sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Keijo somewhat.
Fucked up ducks under a wild hook from Keijo.
The fighters circling - Keijo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fucked up smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Keijo swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Fucked up.
Fucked up lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Keijo fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fucked up looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Keijo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fucked up moves away.
Keijo misses with a wild body shot.
Good shot there by Fucked up.
Keijo fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Fucked up avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brutaali Keijo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fucked up ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Fucked up scores with a crisp jab that stopped Keijo in his tracks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Keijo misses with a body kick.
Good leg kick by Fucked up there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fucked up scores with a jab. Keijo acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Fucked up lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fucked up avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fucked up throws a front kick that sends Keijo stumbling back into the cage.
Keijo throws a half hearted mid kick.
Keijo moves out of range as Fucked up strikes.
Fucked up throws a quick inside leg kick.
Keijo lands with an uppercut that bounces Fucked up off the cage and back into range.
Fucked up throws a series of punches but Keijo moves out of range.
Keijo misses with an uppercut. Fucked up saw that one coming.
Fucked up moves out of range as Keijo throws a body kick.
Keijo tests Fucked up's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Keijo connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Fucked up connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Keijo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Brutaali Keijo will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Fucked up misses with a straight left.
A jab from Keijo misses.
Fucked up does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A leg kick checked by Fucked up.
Keijo loads up on a big right hand but Fucked up slips the punch.
Keijo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fucked up fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Jab from Fucked up.
Fucked up with a hook.
Keijo looks to land a left hand but Fucked up moved out of range nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Keijo. Fucked up does a little dance to reset his feet.
Keijo looks to land a left hand but Fucked up moved out of range nicely.
Fucked up throws a wild body kick that Keijo sees coming a mile off.
Fucked up drops his hands momentarily and Keijo takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Keijo lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Fucked up throws a right and a left that both miss.
Keijo throws a shot from downtown. Fucked up moves away and avoids it.
Fucked up tries to land a leg kick but Keijo saw it coming and moves away.
Fucked up throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Keijo is looking to score with low kicks.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Fucked up.
Keijo drops his hands momentarily and Fucked up takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Keijo misses with a body shot.
Keijo tries to clinch but Fucked up is having none of it.
Keijo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fucked up manages to avoid it.
Keijo throws a shot from downtown. Fucked up moves away and avoids it.
Fucked up dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Keijo lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Fucked up circles away quickly and effectively.
Keijo looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Fucked up lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Fucked up defending well as Keijo loads up on a big left hand.
Keijo throws a jab but it's blocked by Fucked up.
Fucked up avoids the body shot from Keijo.
Fucked up lands with an overhand left.
Fucked up lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Keijo at a distance.
Keijo moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Keijo takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Keijo on the side of the head.
Fucked up throws a lazy right hand but Keijo sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Keijo misses with a looping right.
A looping hook to the body misses from Keijo. Fucked up does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fucked up misses with a hook. Keijo ducked under it nicely.
Fucked up uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Keijo has time to react.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fucked up is looking to slow Keijo down with leg kicks.
Fucked up wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fucked up misses the shot to the body.
Keijo just misses with a punch to the body.
Keijo cracks Fucked up with a right hand to the side of the head.
Keijo has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Fucked up throws a sloppy head kick and Keijo moves out of range easily.
Keijo will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Fucked up takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Keijo is defended easily by Fucked up.
Keijo misses with a looping right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up thows a leg kick but Keijo checks it
and Keijo counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Keijo takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Keijo looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Fucked up throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Keijo lands with a good body shot.
Keijo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fucked up.
Fucked up misses with a low kick as Keijo jumps back.
Keijo shoots in and drives through. Fucked up sprawls well.
A swing and a miss from Fucked up.
Fucked up works the jab nicely.
Keijo tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Fucked up paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Keijo thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jab, jab by Fucked up - just one landing.
Keijo throws a hook but Fucked up blocks it.
Keijo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fucked up throws out the jab.
The fighters circle momentarily. Fucked up darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Fucked up stuns Keijo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fucked up connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Keijo momentarily.
Keijo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fucked up manages to avoid it.
Keijo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Keijo looks for the body kick but Fucked up saw that one coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Keijo throws a looping overhand right but Fucked up ducks down to avoid it.
Fucked up tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Keijo misses with a straight left.
Nice body kick there by Fucked up.
Keijo misses with a wild body shot.
Keijo throws out a leg kick but Fucked up moves out of range and Keijo only half commits.
Keijo looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Fucked up looks to throw the jab but Keijo is out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Keijo throws a half hearted mid kick.
Brutaali Keijo is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Keijo lands a nice looking body shot.
Keijo connects with the punch.
Eyelove Fucked up has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Keijo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fucked up.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Eyelove Fucked up.
Well Keijo has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 29:28
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brutaali Keijo!
Brutaali Keijo really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Perkele! logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.