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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fred Sanford (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man comes to the ring accompanied by Im Superman Bitches!. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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265 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
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240 lbs
8 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong |
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Decent wrestler
World class MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Super Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Fred Sanford!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Man is defended easily by Sanford.
Sanford takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Man tries to clinch but Sanford moves out of range.
Man drops his hands momentarily and Sanford takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Sanford scoring well with a low kick there.
Sanford throws a leg kick which misses Man's front leg but catches the back leg as Man tries to avoid it.
Sanford throws a nice inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A slapping leg kick lands for Sanford.
Man tries a head kick but it misses.
Sanford lands a head kick!
It looks like Super Man has been cut.
Man tries a low kick but Sanford avoids it.
Man shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Sanford sprawls well. Sanford wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Man gets slowly back to his feet.
Sanford is looking to slow Man down with leg kicks.
Man is breathing heavily.
Man fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Super Man. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sanford dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Man. That did some damage!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sanford dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Man. That did some damage!
Man throws a leg kick that misses.
Sanford feints and then cracks Man's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Man down.
Sanford lands a big head kick that sends Man tumbling to the mat! Sanford takes a step backwards and waves Man back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Man is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sanford lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Man crumples to the floor! Sanford milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Fred Sanford!
A relieved looking Fred Sanford thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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