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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Decision Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit has chosen Lil Wayne- I feel like dying as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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245 lbs
11 - 1 - 0 |
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270 lbs
15 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Decision Machine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Viktor Lagutenko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Machine misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Machine moves out of range of the leg kick from Holyshit.
Machine tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Machine showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Holyshit.
Machine throws a low kick but Holyshit moves out of range easily.
Holyshit chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Machine can pounce on him.
Machine keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Holyshit fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Machine checks it well.
Machine keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Machine throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Machine tries to clinch up but Holyshit circles away and keeps his distance.
Holyshit blocks a head kick by Machine.
Holyshit scores with the left hand. Machine knows he should have avoided that one.
A left lands for Holyshit.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Holyshit connects with a solid leg kick.
Holyshit lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A big right from Holyshit misses.
Holyshit scores with a hook to the body. Machine takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Holyshit scores with a decent looking hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit takes a kick to the side of the head.
Jab, jab by Holyshit - just one landing.
Holyshit throws a nice looking combination but Machine bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A nice inside leg kick there by Machine. That's going to slow Holyshit down.
Holyshit misses with a body shot.
A slow jab from Machine misses its intended target.
Machine takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Machine moves out of range of the leg kick from Holyshit.
Holyshit lands a jab to the nose.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Holyshit swats away the attempt to clinch by Machine.
Machine has Holyshit up against the cage in a clinch.
Holyshit's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A low kick from Holyshit misses
and Machine counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Holyshit misses with a body shot.
Holyshit looks to land a combination but Machine avoids it well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Machine throws a low kick but it's checked well by Holyshit.
The fighters circle momentarily. Holyshit darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Nice shot by Machine.
Machine throws the kick towards the body but Holyshit avoids it.
Holyshit misses the jab.
Holyshit lands a nice leg kick that just misses Machine's sensitive parts.
A leg kick checked by Machine.
Machine throws a half hearted mid kick.
Holyshit lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Holyshit uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Machine.
An inside leg kick lands from Holyshit.
Machine looks to score with a jab to the body but Holyshit is just out of range.
A shot to the liver by Holyshit. Beautiful body shot.
Holyshit looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Holyshit misses with a wild body shot.
Machine tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Machine tries to close the distance and clinch but Holyshit swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Holyshit tries a low kick but Machine avoids it.
A right-left combo lands from Machine.
Machine avoids the body shot from Holyshit.
Holyshit throws a jab but it's blocked by Machine.
Machine tries a head kick but it misses.
Holyshit just misses with a punch to the body.
Holyshit misses with a body kick.
Evander Holyshit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Machine throws a head kick but Holyshit moves out of range.
Machine is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Machine takes one to the chin there.
Holyshit swings for the body but Machine moves out of range.
Machine lands with a thumping leg kick.
Holyshit scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Machine moves out of range of the strikes.
Machine misses with a kick to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Machine is looking to clinch.
Holyshit lands a body shot.
Holyshit thows a left - swing and a miss!
Machine pivots, looking for a leg kick but Holyshit is out of range and Machine settles back down.
Machine takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Machine is breathing heavily.
Holyshit slips under a jab.
Holyshit misses with an attempted mid kick.
Machine showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Holyshit.
Machine tries to score with a low kick but Holyshit moves his leg out of the way.
Holyshit lands a leg kick that knocks Machine off balance momentarily.
Holyshit throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A combination from Holyshit does no damage.
Machine on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Holyshit blocks a head kick by Machine.
Holyshit throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Evander Holyshit dominated that round.
That's time! Machine's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Machine lands with a nice body kick.
A low kick from Holyshit misses
and Machine counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Machine checks a leg kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Machine looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Holyshit takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Machine takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Holyshit scores with the left hand. Machine knows he should have avoided that one.
Holyshit moves out of range of the body kick.
Holyshit scores with a body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Machine on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Holyshit goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Machine takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Nice defenses there by Holyshit.
Machine throws a leg kick but Holyshit checks it.
Machine's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Holyshit connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Machine scrambles back to his feet.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Machine throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit lands a nice looking body shot.
Holyshit stuns Machine with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Holyshit scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Holyshit drops Machine with a beautiful combination! Machine stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Holyshit is looking for the KO!
Machine is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Holyshit punishes Machine's body with a nice straight punch.
Holyshit has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Holyshit throws a leg kick but Machine moved away.
Holyshit lands a really nice looking cross but Machine seems unphased.
Oh Machine is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Machine walks straight into a right hand from Holyshit - that's dropped him! Holyshit jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Machine from any more punishment! Machine complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Evander Holyshit!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Evander Holyshit made sure he mentioned Milwaukee's Best 160 -$75 Vote Colbert!!!!!, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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