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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fatty McJitsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Walter Sobchak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fatty McJitsu has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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280 lbs
14 - 14 - 0 |
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289 lbs
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fatty McJitsu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Walter Sobchak!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Edson Gomes and Daniel Cesar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sobchak wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A left lands for Sobchak.
McJitsu throws the kick towards the body but Sobchak avoids it.
Sobchak misses with a body shot.
Sobchak misses with a hook.
Sobchak throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Sobchak lunges at McJitsu with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by McJitsu's hand.
It looks like Fatty McJitsu has been cut.
Sobchak lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
McJitsu tries to bum rush Sobchak with a series of wild strikes but Sobchak uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McJitsu will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
McJitsu checks the leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sobchak is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McJitsu.
McJitsu throws out a leg kick but Sobchak moves out of range and McJitsu only half commits.
A good leg kick by Sobchak.
McJitsu blocks a head kick by Sobchak.
Sobchak moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
McJitsu misses with a two punch combination.
A slow jab from Sobchak misses its intended target.
Sobchak lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Sobchak throws the left hand but McJitsu avoids the punch easily.
McJitsu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sobchak throws a body kick that misses.
Sobchak swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and McJitsu counters with a series of strikes. Sobchak will be more careful next time no doubt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Sobchak.
Sobchak throws the left hand but McJitsu avoids the punch easily.
Sobchak throws a body punch but McJitsu moves out of range.
Sobchak throws an overhand right that lands on McJitsu's shoulder, as McJitsu tries to avoid the shot.
McJitsu drops his hands momentarily and Sobchak takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Sobchak throws the left hand but McJitsu avoids the punch easily.
Sobchak throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sobchak avoids the body shot from McJitsu.
Sobchak swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sobchak throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Walter Sobchak is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sobchak tries to land a leg kick but McJitsu saw it coming and moves away.
Sobchak missing with a left hand there. McJitsu was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Sobchak checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Sobchak is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McJitsu.
McJitsu connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
It looks like Walter Sobchak has been cut.
Sobchak throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sobchak stuffs the takedown attempt from McJitsu. McJitsu gets slowly back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sobchak looks for the body kick but McJitsu saw that one coming.
Walter Sobchak seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sobchak misses the shot to the body.
Sobchak lands with an overhand left.
Sobchak pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sobchak throws a lazy right hand but McJitsu sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sobchak feints and then cracks McJitsu's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McJitsu down.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sobchak takes a swing at McJitsu's ribcage but misses.
Sobchak fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McJitsu is out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Walter Sobchak dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
McJitsu throws a right and a left that Sobchak avoids nicely.
Sobchak swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sobchak walks into a jab.
McJitsu takes a kick to the side of the head.
Sobchak lands a jab to the nose.
Sobchak scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
A big left from Sobchak misses.
Sobchak connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Decent striking displayed by Sobchak there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sobchak throws a head kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sobchak keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
McJitsu shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
McJitsu ducks under a wild hook from Sobchak.
The fight stays on the outside here - McJitsu looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McJitsu uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sobchak.
Sobchak cracks McJitsu with an open hand slap.
A shot to the body from Sobchak misses
and McJitsu counters with a left and a right that stings Sobchak.
Sobchak misses with a looping right.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sobchak dodges the punch combination from McJitsu.
Sobchak dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McJitsu. That did some damage!
Sobchak thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fatty McJitsu is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sobchak tries to bum rush McJitsu with a series of wild strikes but McJitsu uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A left and a right from Sobchak both land. Nice combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sobchak ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A shot to the liver by Sobchak. Beautiful body shot.
McJitsu misses with a hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sobchak wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sobchak pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sobchak lands a slapping body shot.
McJitsu tries to move into range but Sobchak moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Sobchak misses the shot to the body.
Sobchak lands a body shot.
Sobchak misses with the combination.
McJitsu is looking to clinch but Sobchak is avoiding it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sobchak connects with a solid leg kick.
Sobchak connects with a body shot that sends McJitsu's belly button to the back.
McJitsu shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Sobchak pinned against the cage. Sobchak gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fatty McJitsu. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sobchak throws a left and a right that both miss
and McJitsu counters with a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sobchak pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sobchak throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A big right from Sobchak misses.
Sobchak throws a leg kick but McJitsu sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A nice leg kick lands there from Sobchak.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Walter Sobchak showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Nice cross by Sobchak.
McJitsu avoids the body shot from Sobchak.
Sobchak throws a right and a left that McJitsu avoids nicely.
Sobchak fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McJitsu has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McJitsu misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sobchak fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McJitsu manages to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Sobchak.
Sobchak throws a body punch but McJitsu moves out of range.
Sobchak misses with a wild body shot.
Sobchak dodges the punch combination from McJitsu.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Sobchak.
Sobchak throws a good cross that connects.
McJitsu will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sobchak throws a hook but McJitsu blocks it.
McJitsu is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Sobchak jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McJitsu on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sobchak tries to bum rush McJitsu with a series of wild strikes but McJitsu uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McJitsu moves out of range of the leg kick from Sobchak.
A slow jab from Sobchak misses its intended target.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether McJitsu might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Sobchak misses with an uppercut. McJitsu saw that one coming.
Sobchak misses with a wild body shot.
McJitsu takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Sobchak thuds his right hand into McJitsu's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Sobchak thows a body shot but no joy.
Nice uppercut lands for Sobchak. That snapped McJitsu's head back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sobchak fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Sobchak just misses with a punch to the body.
A clash of legs there as McJitsu blocks the low kick.
Sobchak shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
McJitsu closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Sobchak lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
McJitsu throws a one two combo.
Walter Sobchak seems to be getting the better of the standup.
McJitsu throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Sobchak takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
McJitsu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Sobchak. McJitsu shrugs it off though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sobchak misses with a low kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sobchak. McJitsu does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sobchak lands a glancing blow to the side of McJitsu's head.
Fatty McJitsu has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Walter Sobchak is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Crunch! Sobchak slams his shin into McJitsu's torso.
Sobchak scores with a punch to the head.
Sobchak lands a head kick. McJitsu smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sobchak misses with a wild body shot.
McJitsu showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sobchak.
And that's the end of the fight!
Walter Sobchak comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Sobchak has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 27:30
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Walter Sobchak!
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energy
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