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Coming up we have a bantamweight kickboxing rules bout between Diesel Stanfield (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slapsy McPimpy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slapsy McPimpy told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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Granite chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Diesel Stanfield!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Slapsy McPimpy!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Dillan Fox and Steve Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McPimpy throws a combination that misses
and Stanfield counters with a nice body kick.
Stanfield avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stanfield dodges the punch combination from McPimpy.
Stanfield throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
McPimpy moves out of range as Stanfield throws a body kick.
Stanfield really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Stanfield looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Stanfield lands a head kick!
McPimpy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Stanfield tries a head kick but it misses.
An inside leg kick lands from Stanfield.
McPimpy tries to bum rush Stanfield with a series of wild strikes but Stanfield uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McPimpy throws a combination that misses
and Stanfield counters with a nice body kick.
Stanfield throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Stanfield avoids a punch combination nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stanfield misses with a kick to the body.
Stanfield dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McPimpy. That did some damage!
That's one minute gone in the round.
McPimpy steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Stanfield. That one must have hurt.
Stanfield slips a jab and a cross from McPimpy.
McPimpy throws a right hand that misses
and Stanfield counters with a good, hard body kick but McPimpy shrugs it off.
Stanfield scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Stanfield tries to land a front kick but McPimpy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A nice leg kick lands there from Stanfield.
McPimpy misses with a combination
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Stanfield scores with a nice head shot.
Stanfield thows a body kick. McPimpy tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Stanfield thuds his shin into the meat of McPimpy's side.
Slapsy McPimpy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stanfield scores with a nice body kick.
McPimpy lands a jab-cross combination.
McPimpy looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
McPimpy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A solid body kick from Stanfield.
Stanfield uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McPimpy.
Stanfield lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body kick there by Stanfield.
Stanfield scores with a head kick. McPimpy tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
An inside leg kick lands from Stanfield.
Stanfield fakes the leg kick and cracks McPimpy in the body.
Stanfield plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Stanfield lands a nice looking body kick.
Stanfield throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Stanfield misses with a body kick.
Stanfield connects with a single shot there.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Stanfield.
Stanfield lands a nice looking body kick.
Stanfield blocks a head kick by McPimpy.
Stanfield lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Stanfield keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McPimpy takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Stanfield.
Stanfield lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - McPimpy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McPimpy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Stanfield moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A thudding body kick lands there by Stanfield!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Stanfield.
McPimpy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Stanfield counters with a body kick that stops McPimpy in his tracks momentarily.
Stanfield keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stanfield scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. McPimpy doesn't seem bothered though.
Stanfield throws a front kick that sends McPimpy stumbling back into the ropes.
Stanfield thows a body kick. McPimpy tries to catch it but that hurt him.
McPimpy takes a kick to the side of the head.
A punch combination from McPimpy misses.
Stanfield plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
McPimpy goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Stanfield keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stanfield pushes McPimpy away with a front kick.
McPimpy on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McPimpy misses with a double jab.
Stanfield throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
McPimpy takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Stanfield dodges the punch combination from McPimpy.
Diesel Stanfield is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stanfield throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Stanfield.
McPimpy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Stanfield.
Nice body kick there by Stanfield.
Stanfield scores with a head kick.
A solid body kick from Stanfield.
Stanfield cracks McPimpy with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Stanfield throws a nice outside leg kick.
McPimpy's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Stanfield ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McPimpy takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Stanfield pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Diesel Stanfield dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
McPimpy avoids a kick to the body.
McPimpy throws a right and a left that Stanfield avoids nicely.
A head kick misses from Stanfield.
Stanfield lands a nice looking body kick.
McPimpy misses with the combination.
McPimpy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Stanfield lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as McPimpy backs up against the ropes.
Stanfield throws a hook but McPimpy blocks it.
Stanfield moves out of range as McPimpy throws a body kick.
Stanfield misses with a body kick.
McPimpy scores with a sloppy right hand. Stanfield should have avoided that one.
McPimpy throws a looping overhand right but Stanfield ducks down to avoid it.
Slapsy McPimpy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Stanfield lands a head kick. McPimpy smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
McPimpy scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Stanfield keeps McPimpy at a distance using the push kick.
Stanfield uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McPimpy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Stanfield.
A chopping leg kick lands by Stanfield.
A jab from McPimpy misses.
McPimpy throws a right hand that Stanfield ducks under and follows up with a left that Stanfield also avoids with ease.
McPimpy is breathing heavily.
McPimpy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Stanfield - that will leave a mark!
Stanfield throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Stanfield misses with a looping left.
Stanfield takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
McPimpy throws a head kick but Stanfield moves out of range.
Stanfield scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Stanfield.
Stanfield scores with a kick to the body.
McPimpy throws a sloppy head kick
and Stanfield counters with a thumping low kick.
Stanfield throws a head kick but McPimpy moves out of range.
McPimpy throws a right hand that Stanfield ducks under and follows up with a left that Stanfield also avoids with ease.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stanfield keeps McPimpy at a distance using the push kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stanfield dodges the punch combination from McPimpy.
Nice body kick there by Stanfield.
Stanfield throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Stanfield misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Stanfield lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
McPimpy walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
McPimpy has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Stanfield.
McPimpy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Stanfield. Stanfield obviously looking to wear him down.
Stanfield pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
McPimpy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Stanfield. Stanfield obviously looking to wear him down.
McPimpy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stanfield manages to avoid it.
Stanfield dodges the punch combination from McPimpy.
McPimpy scores with the left hand. Stanfield knows he should have avoided that one.
McPimpy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Stanfield counters with a stiff right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McPimpy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stanfield sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McPimpy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
McPimpy throws a combination. Stanfield tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Stanfield connects with a solid leg kick.
Stanfield throws the kick towards the body but McPimpy avoids it.
Some wild striking there from McPimpy.
Stanfield lands a nice looking body kick.
McPimpy takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Stanfield delivers a nice body kick.
McPimpy moves out of range of the body kick from Stanfield.
Stanfield misses with an attempted mid kick.
McPimpy goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
McPimpy sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
McPimpy is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
McPimpy takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stanfield explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! McPimpy crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Stanfield - the referee stops the clock and McPimpy gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Stanfield. McPimpy manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Stanfield tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
No joy there for McPimpy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McPimpy misses with a few strikes there.
A punch combination from McPimpy misses.
Stanfield thows a body kick. McPimpy tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Both fighters circling a little - Stanfield finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Stanfield lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
McPimpy scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Stanfield is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McPimpy can do to turn this around?
McPimpy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Stanfield.
McPimpy takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Stanfield lands a leg kick that knocks McPimpy off balance momentarily.
McPimpy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Stanfield throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Diesel Stanfield dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Stanfield misses with a body kick.
McPimpy avoids a kick to the body.
Stanfield fakes the leg kick and cracks McPimpy in the body.
Stanfield misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McPimpy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stanfield circles away quickly and effectively.
McPimpy takes a swing at Stanfield's ribcage but misses.
Stanfield fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt McPimpy.
McPimpy throws a jab when Stanfield was well out of range.
Stanfield lunges at McPimpy with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by McPimpy's hand.
Stanfield avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stanfield lands a nice looking body kick.
McPimpy paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Stanfield tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McPimpy throws a right hand that Stanfield ducks under and follows up with a left that Stanfield also avoids with ease.
Stanfield moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Stanfield is looking to land body kicks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McPimpy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Stanfield moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
McPimpy looks to land a combination but Stanfield avoids it well.
McPimpy throws the kick towards the body but Stanfield avoids it.
Stanfield lets loose with a powerful body kick. McPimpy will feel that in the morning.
A nice leg kick lands there from Stanfield.
McPimpy tries to clinch up.
Stanfield thows a body kick. McPimpy tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A slapping body kick lands there for Stanfield.
Stanfield lands with a kick to the ribs.
McPimpy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Stanfield keeps McPimpy at a distance using the push kick.
McPimpy throws a right and a left that both miss.
McPimpy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Stanfield counters with a nice body kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Stanfield.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stanfield scores with a jab to the head.
McPimpy misses with a few strikes there.
Stanfield throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by McPimpy.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Stanfield.
An inside leg kick lands from Stanfield.
Diesel Stanfield is winning the standup battle so far.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McPimpy takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Stanfield misses with a kick to the body.
McPimpy lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by McPimpy.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! McPimpy crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Stanfield - the referee stops the clock and McPimpy gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Stanfield. McPimpy manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
McPimpy misses with a body shot.
Stanfield lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
McPimpy misses with a wild combination.
Stanfield throws a wild body kick that McPimpy sees coming a mile off.
McPimpy ducks under a wild hook from Stanfield.
McPimpy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Stanfield finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stanfield scores with a nice body kick.
Stanfield turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd cheers as McPimpy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Stanfield doesn't seem phased though.
Stanfield scores with a head kick. McPimpy tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
McPimpy looks to land a body kick but Stanfield moved away.
Stanfield scores with a kick to the midsection.
McPimpy takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Slapsy McPimpy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A punch combination from McPimpy misses.
McPimpy misses with a looping right.
A solid body kick from Stanfield.
McPimpy lands with a nice combination. Stanfield backs away looking to recover.
McPimpy moves out of range of the body kick from Stanfield.
Stanfield misses with a kick to the body.
Stanfield throws a head kick that misses.
McPimpy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Stanfield moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Stanfield.
A combination from McPimpy does no damage.
McPimpy avoids a kick to the body.
Stanfield tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McPimpy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Stanfield connects with a leg kick. McPimpy looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A punch combination from McPimpy misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stanfield scores with a nice body kick.
Diesel Stanfield is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
McPimpy misses with a wild body shot.
McPimpy tries to bum rush Stanfield with a series of wild strikes but Stanfield uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Stanfield moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Stanfield avoids a punch combination nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Stanfield - that will leave a mark!
Stanfield throws a head kick that McPimpy semi-blocks.
And that's the end of the fight!
Diesel Stanfield showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Stanfield has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Diesel Stanfield!
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