PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Lauri Torni (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boba Fett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Torni might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Gallowbraid - Ashen Eidolon. Boba Fett has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Torni
vs
Fett

189 cm
25
190 lbs
17 - 2 - 0

187 cm
25
197 lbs
17 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lauri Torni!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Boba Fett!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Marco Blurström and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fett lands with a thumping leg kick.
Torni just misses with a punch to the body.
That kick from Torni tenderised Fett's leg. Fett is trying to keep his angry face on.
Torni throws a half hearted mid kick.
Torni walks into a stiff left hand from Fett.
Fett has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Torni.
Torni thumps Fett with a low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Torni swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fett moves away from the strike by Torni.
Lauri Torni seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Torni misses with a low kick as Fett jumps back.
A chopping leg kick lands by Torni.
Torni throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Fett's head.

It looks like Boba Fett has been cut.
Torni misses with a low kick as Fett jumps back.
Torni lands a nice shot that snaps Fett's head back.
Torni throws a leg kick but Fett sees it coming and moves out of range.
Torni connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Torni fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Fett checks it well.
Torni attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Fett takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A low kick from Torni misses
and Fett counters with an inside leg kick.
Fett avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Fett avoids the body shot from Torni.
Torni misses with a jab, cross combination.
Torni throws a hook but Fett blocks it.
Torni throws a head kick but Fett moves out of range.
Torni fails to land with a series of punches.
Fett fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Torni tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Fett is able to avoid easily.
Torni lands a head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fett throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Torni stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Torni closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Torni tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Torni throws a sloppy head kick and Fett moves out of range easily.
Fett pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lauri Torni is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Good work by Fett as he checks the leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Torni misses the target.
Fett avoids the body shot from Torni.
Fett is looking to land body kicks.
Torni throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fett.
Fett fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fett blocks a head kick by Torni.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Torni takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
That kick from Fett tenderised Torni's leg. Torni is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fett rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Torni counters with a nice body shot.
Torni tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fett was well out of range. Poor timing from Torni.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Torni lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Fett has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Fett and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Torni thows a leg kick but Fett checks it
and Fett connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Torni tried to score with a low kick but Fett checks it.
Torni connects with a body shot that sends Fett's belly button to the back.
Torni walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fett checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Torni tries a low kick but Fett avoids it.
Torni throws a big shot that misses.
Fett thuds his shin into the meat of Torni's side.
Torni is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Torni throws the left hand but Fett avoids the punch easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Torni misses with a kick to the body.
Fett misses with a body kick.
Torni fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Fett is out of range.
A low kick from Torni misses
and Fett counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Torni fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Fett is out of range.
Torni throws a leg kick that is checked
and Fett connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fett scores with a punch to the head.
Fett takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Torni tries to land a leg kick but Fett saw it coming and moves away.
Fett scores with a crisp jab that stopped Torni in his tracks.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Torni thows a leg kick but Fett checks it
and Fett counters with a nice body kick.
Fett uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Torni.
Jab by Fett.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Lauri Torni will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Boba Fett's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Torni misses the shot to the body.
Fett's jab looks to have found its range, popping Torni under the eye.
Torni moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Torni darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Torni takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Fett lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Torni at a distance.
Torni avoids the body shot from Fett.
Lauri Torni is winning the standup battle so far.
Torni misses with a hook
and Fett counters with a leg kick.
Torni throws a leg kick
and Fett makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Fett lands a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fett jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Torni swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Torni throws a jab when Fett was well out of range.
Torni throws a chopping leg kick but Fett manages to avoid taking any serious damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Torni bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Fett's head.
Torni walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fett checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Torni finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Torni misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fett.
Torni throws a leg kick that is checked
and Fett counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Torni thinking.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Torni misses with a two punch combination.
Torni thows a leg kick but Fett checks it
and Fett counters with a straight right hand.
Torni will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Fett thumps Torni with a low kick.
Fett misses with a head kick.
Fett dodges the punch combination from Torni.
Torni connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Torni just misses with a punch to the body.
Torni misses with a low kick.
Torni throws a body punch but Fett moves out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fett lands a nice shot to the body.
Fett connects with a body shot that sends Torni's belly button to the back.
An inside leg kick from Torni misses.
A head kick misses from Fett.
A solid body kick from Fett.
Torni shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A clash of legs there as Fett blocks the low kick.
Fett cracks Torni with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fett throws a leg kick which misses Torni's front leg but catches the back leg as Torni tries to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fett ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Torni moves away.
Fett shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Torni but Torni pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Torni takes a swing at Fett's ribcage but misses.
Fett cracks Torni with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Fett throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Torni is looking to wear down Fett with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Torni finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Torni has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fett.
Torni lands a nice hook to Fett's body. Fett takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fett avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Torni is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Torni takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fett avoids the head kick by Torni.
Torni will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Torni checks a leg kick nicely.
Torni swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nice jab there from Fett.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Torni fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Fett has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Torni throws out a loose jab but Fett uses good head movement to avoid it.
Torni swings for the body but Fett moves out of range.
A clash of legs there as Fett blocks the low kick.
Fett throws a chopping leg kick but Torni manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Fett scores with a head kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fett shoots in but Torni avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Torni throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fett.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boba Fett showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Boba Fett's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Torni thows a body kick. Fett tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Fett pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fett connects with a right hand. Torni shakes it off.
Torni throws a head kick but Fett moves out of range.
Torni takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A jab from Torni misses.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Fett checks a leg kick.
Torni throws a right hand that Fett ducks under and follows up with a left that Fett also avoids with ease.
Torni throws a leg kick but Fett moved away.
Torni misses with a leg kick
and Fett counters with a right hand to the body.
Torni misses with an uppercut
and Fett counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Fett dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Torni. That did some damage!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Torni throws the kick towards the body but Fett avoids it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Torni drops his hands momentarily and Fett takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Torni avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Fett scores with a leg kick.
Torni scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Torni misses with a hook. Fett ducked under it nicely.
Fett is looking to slow Torni down with leg kicks.
Torni tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fett fails to land the takedown.
Fett slips under a jab from Torni.
Torni misses with a straight right.
Torni walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fett checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fett lands with a shot to the body.
A low kick from Torni is predictable there
and Fett counters with a nice body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A left lands for Fett.
Torni takes a kick to the side of the head.
Fett connects with a solid leg kick.
Torni walks into a straight right hand from Fett.
Fett cracks the inside of Torni's front leg.
Torni tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fett takes a swing at Torni's ribcage but misses.
Torni looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Fett blocks a head kick by Torni.
Fett tries a head kick but it misses.
Torni attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Torni misses with a leg kick
and Fett counters with a thumping low kick.
Fett misses with a head kick.
Torni connects with an inside leg kick.
Torni misses with a low kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Fett misses the target.
Torni throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Fett on the side of the head.
Torni misses with a body punch
and Fett counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Torni throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Torni misses with a kick to the body.
Torni's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Fett connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Torni scrambles back to his feet.
Torni wants to slow Fett down by chopping away at his legs.
Fett misses with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by Fett.
Torni tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Torni swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fett misses with a wild body shot.
Torni tries to land a leg kick but Fett saw it coming and moves away.
Fett misses with a low kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Torni lands a nice leg kick that just misses Fett's sensitive parts.
Torni misses with a low kick.
Torni avoids the body shot from Fett.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A jab from Torni misses.
Torni fakes the leg kick and cracks Fett in the body.
Torni throws a leg kick but Fett moved away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boba Fett really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Boba Fett's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Fett takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Torni lands an overhand right.
Torni throws a low kick, looking for Fett's leg but Fett calmly moves out of range.
Torni misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fett.
Torni misses with a head kick.
Torni is looking to score with low kicks.
Fett throws a quick inside leg kick.
Fett misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Torni tried to score with a low kick but Fett checks it.
Fett slips a jab from Torni.
Torni throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fett.
Fett avoids a punch combination nicely.
Torni connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Fett momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Torni chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Torni throws a sloppy head kick
and Fett counters with a nice body kick.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
A solid body kick from Torni.
A combination from Torni does no damage.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Torni checks a leg kick.
Torni lands a glancing blow to the side of Fett's head.
Fett checks a low kick from Torni.
Fett scores with a hook to the body. Torni takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Fett checks a low kick from Torni.
Torni looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Fett ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Torni moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Torni misses with a body kick.
Torni comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Fett listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Fett.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Torni tries a low kick but Fett avoids it.
Torni lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Torni connects with an inside leg kick.
Torni misses with a leg kick.
Torni goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Torni scores with a jab to the body.
Torni swings away with a leg kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Torni attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Torni lands with a hook. Fett tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A jab from Fett misses.
Fett lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Torni misses with a wild combination.
Fett takes a swing at Torni's ribcage but misses.
Fett tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Torni stuffs the takedown attempt from Fett. Fett gets slowly back to his feet.
Torni tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Fett is able to avoid easily.
Torni throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Torni throws a predictable looking body shot
and Fett connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fett throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

Torni tries to sprawl but Fett drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Torni is trying to stand up here but Fett is controlling him well.
Torni blocking the ground and pound attempt from Fett.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fett not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Fett thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Torni's head.
Torni is trying to stand up here but Fett is controlling him well.
Fett wants to lay and pray for a moment but Torni keeps working.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lauri Torni had his way with Boba Fett in that round.
The cut man is working on Boba Fett's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

The crowd cheers as Torni lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fett doesn't seem phased though.
Fett chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Torni can pounce on him.
Torni with a hook.
Fett just misses with a punch to the body.
Torni takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fett defending well as Torni loads up on a big left hand.
Fett throws a leg kick which misses Torni's front leg but catches the back leg as Torni tries to avoid it.
Fett misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Torni lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Fett punishes Torni's body with a nice straight punch.
Torni takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fett is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Torni lands with a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A jab from Torni does it's job there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Torni throws a leg kick that is checked
and Fett counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Torni's corner calls for a 1-2. Torni obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Fett fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Torni checks it well.
Torni misses with an attempted mid kick.
Torni throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Torni fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Torni cracks Fett with a good jab.
Torni looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Torni thows a leg kick but Fett checks it
and Fett makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Torni really felt that one!
Torni misses with a leg kick
and Fett counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Fett takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Torni throws a body punch but Fett moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Torni closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Torni throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Torni will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Torni throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Fett takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Torni throws a leg kick that is checked

and Fett counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Fett.
Fett stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Torni swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Fett trying to control but Torni is working from the bottom.
Torni keeping full guard, as Fett tries to pass.
Torni wants to stand and escape but Fett is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fett trying to control but Torni is working from the bottom.
Fett won't allow Torni to get back to his feet.
Fett looking to sit in guard and control but Torni gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Torni is looking to stand up but Fett won't let him.
Fett wants to sweep but no luck.

Torni gets to his feet - Fett follows without any prompting.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Torni motions for Fett to come forward. Torni throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fett lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Torni jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Donk. Torni catches Fett right on the button with a cross.
Torni lands a high kick!
Fett misses with a straight right.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fett throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Torni stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fett feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Torni's calf.
A chopping leg kick lands by Fett.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Fett.
Fett lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Torni circles away quickly and effectively.
Torni throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Lauri Torni.
I think Torni has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 48:47
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 48:47
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 48:47

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lauri Torni!
Lauri Torni made sure to mention his sponsor, Undead clothing. All items 10$ in his post fight interview.