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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mario Jagatic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Retarded Fish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jagatic's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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230 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
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315 lbs
4 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mario Jagatic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Retarded Fish!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Robert Douchet and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jagatic throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jagatic misses with a double jab.
Jagatic throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fish misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jagatic rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fish moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jagatic avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jagatic throws a left and a right that both miss
and Fish counters with a left and a right that stings Jagatic.
Fish scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jagatic is breathing heavily.
Fish will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A chopping leg kick lands by Fish.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jagatic misses with a series of wild punches.
Fish looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Fish misses with a double jab.
Fish throws a leg kick but Jagatic moved away.
Jagatic showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fish.
Fish fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jagatic looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Fish swinging wildly here.
Fish scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fish lands with a nice combination. Jagatic backs away looking to recover.
Fish feints a jab promting Jagatic to slip. Fish then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Jagatic slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Fish throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fish throws a one two combo.
Mario Jagatic seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fish throws a right hand that Jagatic ducks under and follows up with a left that Jagatic also avoids with ease.
Fish connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Jagatic! He's out on his feet! Fish rushes in and drops Jagatic with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Retarded Fish!
Retarded Fish made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'GIMME THE PIES!'.
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hype
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pop
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