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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Roscoe P Coltrane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Remy Lava (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think P Coltrane might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The Dukes Of Hazard Theme Song. Lava has chosen Numero 1 as his entrance music. Roscoe P Coltrane could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Remy Lava's chin.
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190 lbs
10 - 1 - 0 |
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196 lbs
25 - 17 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Roscoe P Coltrane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Remy Lava!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Dean Styles and Russell Pearce.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lava walks into a jab.
P Coltrane misses the shot to the body.
P Coltrane lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Lava at a distance.
Lava misses with a wild body shot.
Lava misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from P Coltrane.
Lava tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but P Coltrane was well out of range. Poor timing from Lava.
P Coltrane ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
P Coltrane looks to score with a jab to the body but Lava is just out of range.
P Coltrane throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
P Coltrane throws a body punch but Lava moves out of range.
Lava staying out of range there.
A telegraphed right hand from Lava misses the target.
Lava listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lava ducks down and throws a hook to the body but P Coltrane moves away.
Roscoe P Coltrane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
P Coltrane throws a body punch but Lava moves out of range.
Lava takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Lava swings for the body but P Coltrane moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Lava.
P Coltrane throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lava lands a leg kick that knocks P Coltrane off balance momentarily.
Lava drives through with a takedown into P Coltrane's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
P Coltrane has his foot on Lava's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Lava works his way back into a safe position though.
P Coltrane can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Lava controls the pace.
Lava won't allow P Coltrane to sweep him here.
P Coltrane keeping moving, preventing Lava from controlling successfully.
Lava makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lava throwing strikes from guard but P Coltrane blocks nicely.
Lava postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lava working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of P Coltrane's head.
Lava stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. P Coltrane swivels though and keeps the full guard.
P Coltrane is looking for a triangle but Lava pushes his legs off easily.
Lava throwing strikes from guard but P Coltrane blocks nicely.
P Coltrane looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Lava in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
P Coltrane keeping moving, preventing Lava from controlling successfully.
Lava throws a strike but P Coltrane rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lava working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. P Coltrane doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. P Coltrane manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
P Coltrane postures up.
Lava has his foot on P Coltrane's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. P Coltrane works his way back into a safe position though.
P Coltrane won't allow Lava to get back to his feet.
P Coltrane wants to control from the top but Lava keeps moving.
Lava looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
P Coltrane got a little sloppy there for a moment and Lava has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, P Coltrane has managed to get both his arms back between Lava's legs - danger averted.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lava is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. P Coltrane is aware though and is defending well.
Lava looking to control.
P Coltrane got a little sloppy there for a moment and Lava has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, P Coltrane has managed to get both his arms back between Lava's legs - danger averted.
Lava looks gassed!
P Coltrane stays in close to Lava's body and controls the position.
P Coltrane throwing strikes from guard but Lava blocks nicely.
P Coltrane missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
P Coltrane wants to control from the top but Lava keeps moving.
P Coltrane content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
This has been an exciting period of action!
P Coltrane with a flurry of punches that miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Remy Lava will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Lava throws a body kick that misses.
Lava uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by P Coltrane.
Lava throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
P Coltrane takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Lava takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Lava looks to land a body kick but P Coltrane moved away.
Lava walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Lava is rocked!
P Coltrane lands a nice shot to the body.
Lava is still on wobbly legs! Can P Coltrane finish him?
This has been an exciting period of action!
P Coltrane works Lava's body with a nice hook.
P Coltrane lands a nice shot to the body.
P Coltrane connects with a solid leg kick.
Lava seems to have recovered his senses.
P Coltrane thows a body shot but no joy.
P Coltrane lands a leg kick that knocks Lava off balance momentarily.
P Coltrane is pawing at Lava, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Lava's nose. Lava is badly hurt! P Coltrane pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Lava tries desperately to hold on but P Coltrane is relentless in his assault! As Lava receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls P Coltrane away and this one is in the books!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Roscoe P Coltrane!
Roscoe P Coltrane gave a mention to Real Fighters Nutrition in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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