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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Starship Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adam Bomb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pain comes to the cage accompanied by Decisive Battle. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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195 cm
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277 lbs
25 - 6 - 1 |
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190 cm
25
292 lbs
16 - 10 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
25 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Starship Pain! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
16 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Adam Bomb! The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Gregory Folan and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bomb scores with a hook. Pain bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Bomb throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bomb misses with a shot to the body and Pain counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Bomb looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Pain throws a head kick that misses. Bomb looks to score with a jab to the body but Pain is just out of range. Bomb is looking to score with low kicks. Bomb throws a head kick that misses. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Pain feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bomb's calf. Pain avoids the body shot from Bomb.
Bomb punishes Pain's body with a nice straight punch. Bomb throws a wild body kick that Pain sees coming a mile off. Bomb throws a hook but Pain avoids it easily. Pain lands an overhand right. Pain throws a head kick but Bomb moves out of range.
Bomb pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
That's one minute gone in the round. Pain blocks a head kick by Bomb.
Pain throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. Bomb swings widly with a right hand
and Pain counters with a nice leg kick. Bomb looks gassed! Pain lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. An inside leg kick lands from Pain. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Pain lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Pain throws a sloppy head kick and Bomb moves out of range easily. Pain throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. Pain throws a shot to the body.
Pain closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Bomb did well to prevent Pain getting side control. Bomb is not content to let Pain control the position. Pain slows the pace down in half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Pain landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. Pain missing with the ground and pound from half guard. Bomb is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Pain scores with a couple of nice shots. Pain is trying to control. Bomb wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. Pain missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. Pain working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. Pain scoring with strikes to the body and head. Pain is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Bomb has managed to free his arm - good work. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Pain is nestled in close to Bomb, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Bomb regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Pain. Pain with a flurry of punches that miss. We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Bomb can do anything to dispel that myth. A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Pain accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. Pain is stalling in the full guard. Pain scoring with punches to the head and body.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Pain pushes down on Bomb's leg and manages to get into half guard. Bomb blocking the ground and pound attempt from Pain. Pain not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Pain passes to full mount! Pain lands with some strikes. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Pain connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Pain lands a heavy elbow. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Bomb in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Bomb is rocked! Whack. That's a big, big shot from Pain! Bomb is out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Starship Pain! Starship Pain retains his super heavyweight title! A relieved looking Starship Pain thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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