PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Oliver Kahn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bro Lee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kahn kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Boris Brejcha - Flockentanz . Lee comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Enter the Dragon kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Oliver Kahn is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Kahn
vs
Lee

182 cm
21
163 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

171 cm
27
163 lbs
24 - 5 - 0

Good takedowns
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Oliver Kahn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bro Lee!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Richard Clark and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kahn doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Lee makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Kahn takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

Lee has Kahn up against the ropes in a clinch.
Kahn is working for takedown but Lee is calmly controlling the position for now.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Lee.
Lee stops a takedown attempt from Kahn.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Oliver Kahn. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lee is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Lee putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kahn in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kahn is working for takedown but Lee is calmly controlling the position for now.
Lee lands a nice elbow.

It looks like Oliver Kahn has been cut.
Kahn misses with a punch on the inside.
Lee working Kahn over with knees to the body.
Kahn is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kahn has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Lee is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Kahn has Lee pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. Lee manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Lee landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lee.
Lee scores with a shot to the side of Kahn's head.
Lee lands a good knee to the midsection. Kahn won't want to take too many of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee lands a body punch in the clinch.
Lee lands a knee to the body.
Lee creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kahn's defenses.
Lee landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lee lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Oliver Kahn's cut is getting worse.
A short right from Lee on the inside.
Nice elbow from Lee.
Lee using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kahn takes an elbow to the forehead.

Oliver Kahn's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Lee landing knees to the body.
Lee lands a right hand.

Jeez, Oliver Kahn's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Oliver Kahn's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bro Lee!
A very excited looking Bro Lee made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.