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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Cock Blocker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wojtek Cieniutowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blocker comes to the cage accompanied by You ain't getting no pussy tonight bi..atch!!. Cieniutowski has chosen Sabaton - 40;1 as his entrance music. Wojtek Cieniutowski has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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154 lbs
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148 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent elbows
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Cock Blocker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Wojtek Cieniutowski!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Marco Blurström and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cieniutowski drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Cieniutowski trying to control but Blocker is working from the bottom.
Blocker wants to stand and escape but Cieniutowski is having none of it.
Cieniutowski wants to control from the top but Blocker keeps moving.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Wojtek Cieniutowski was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Cieniutowski avoids the body shot from Blocker.
Cock Blocker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big right from Blocker misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cieniutowski doesn't manage to clinch there - Blocker circles away.
Blocker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cieniutowski was well out of range. Poor timing from Blocker.
Blocker misses with a hook.
Cieniutowski gets tackled into the cage by Blocker. Blocker maintains the clinch.
Blocker pulls guard effortlessly.
Blocker is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Cieniutowski is controlling him.
Blocker keeping moving, preventing Cieniutowski from controlling successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Blocker throws a head kick that misses.
Cieniutowski takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Cieniutowski shoots in looking for a takedown but Blocker manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Cieniutowski's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Blocker moves into the clinch successfully.
Cieniutowski is trying to stall.
Blocker misses with a hook to the ribs.
Blocker breaks the clinch.
Cieniutowski shoots in for a takedown but Blocker shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Blocker takes a swing at Cieniutowski's ribcage but misses.
Blocker closes the distance and clinches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Blocker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short right from Blocker on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cieniutowski wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Blocker has him pressed against the cage.
Blocker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cieniutowskis head.
Blocker manages to pull guard.
Cieniutowski is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Blocker is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Blocker has escaped and now he's on top!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cieniutowski working a defensive guard here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blocker trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Cieniutowski working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Blocker doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Blocker manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Blocker is looking to advance position but Cieniutowski has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Cock Blocker dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Cieniutowski displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Blocker throws out the jab.
Cieniutowski gets the takedown into side control.
Blocker is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Blocker is not content to let Cieniutowski control the position.
Blocker wants to get back to his feet but Cieniutowski drags him back down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cieniutowski working away.
Blocker tries to improve position but can't.
Cieniutowski wants to control but Blocker is keeping him busy.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Cieniutowski throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Blocker's waist but Blocker gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Cieniutowski off to one side.
Cieniutowski drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Blocker is in a bad spot here and he knows it... just holding on for now.
Cieniutowski is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Blocker knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blocker manages to get back to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cieniutowski performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Blocker is trying to maintain the position but Cieniutowski is very close to passing his half guard.
Blocker tries to kick Cieniutowski off but Cieniutowski keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blocker has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Cieniutowski is working away from the top position though.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Cock Blocker.
Cieniutowski avoids the body shot from Blocker.
Blocker throws a right and a left that Cieniutowski avoids nicely.
Cieniutowski fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Blocker avoids it really well and circles away.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Cieniutowski.
Cock Blocker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Wojtek Cieniutowski.
Blocker connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Cieniutowski listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Cieniutowski defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Blocker.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cieniutowski looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cieniutowski fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Wojtek Cieniutowski will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Blocker's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Blocker shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Cieniutowski defends it nicely.
Blocker is looking to clinch but Cieniutowski is avoiding it.
Cieniutowski will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Blocker tries to score a power double leg takedown but Cieniutowski sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Blocker somewhat.
Cieniutowski keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Blocker tries to score a power double leg takedown but Cieniutowski sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Blocker somewhat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cock Blocker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cieniutowski on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A solid leg kick lands there for Blocker.
Blocker moves into the clinch.
Blocker breaks from the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Blocker throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Cieniutowski throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Blocker misses with a low kick.
Blocker drops his hands momentarily and Cieniutowski takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Cieniutowski doesn't manage to clinch there - Blocker circles away.
Cieniutowski fails with an attempt to clinch.
Blocker fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cieniutowski has a takedown stuffed.
Cieniutowski shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Blocker pinned against the cage. Blocker gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Blocker lands the left hand.
Cieniutowski wants to clinch up but Blocker keeps it at a distance.
Blocker throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Blocker shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blocker slips under a jab.
Blocker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cieniutowski sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Blocker just misses with a punch to the body.
Cieniutowski throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cieniutowski feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cieniutowski throws a strike but Blocker rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Blocker slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Cieniutowski tries to control but Blocker manages to take his back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cieniutowski wants to escape the position.
Cieniutowski is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A lull in the action here.
Cieniutowski just trying to survive but Blocker is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cieniutowski tries to escape the position.
Blocker wants to control the position but Cieniutowski frees himself and scrambles - Blocker manages to regain control in side control.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cieniutowski struggling a bit here.
And that's the end of the fight!
Cock Blocker showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Blocker has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 29:28
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cock Blocker!
Cock Blocker decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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