PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kimmuriel Oblodra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Peterwhacker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Peterwhacker comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Bad to the Bone by George Thorogood kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Michael Peterwhacker has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Oblodra
vs
Peterwhacker

200 cm
24
270 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

190 cm
32
259 lbs
18 - 12 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kimmuriel Oblodra!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Michael Peterwhacker!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Ben Zyskovitsi and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oblodra tries to clinch up but Peterwhacker circles away and keeps his distance.
Oblodra takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Peterwhacker's corner calls for a 1-2. Peterwhacker obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A left and a right from Peterwhacker both land. Nice combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Peterwhacker with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kimmuriel Oblodra seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Peterwhacker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Oblodra will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Oblodra tries to close the distance and clinch but Peterwhacker swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Peterwhacker slips a straight right by Oblodra.
Oblodra on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Oblodra is breathing heavily.
Peterwhacker scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Peterwhacker turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

Peterwhacker has Oblodra up against the cage in a clinch.
Peterwhacker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Oblodra backwards.
Peterwhacker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Stalling in the clinch from Peterwhacker.
Oblodra avoiding damage as Peterwhacker throws knees to the body.
Peterwhacker lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oblodra can't find room to land a body shot as Peterwhacker controls the action.
Peterwhacker softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Peterwhacker lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Oblodra is rocked!
Peterwhacker throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Peterwhacker creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Oblodra's defenses.
A short right from Peterwhacker on the inside.
Peterwhacker goes for a takedown attempt but Oblodra pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

Peterwhacker cracks Oblodra with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Peterwhacker has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Oblodra to stand back up!
Oh Oblodra is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oblodra gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Michael Peterwhacker!
After winning the bout, Michael Peterwhacker thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.