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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Corey Haim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Haim comes into the arena with The One blaring out of the sound system. Limberdinkle has chosen BLUNT- The Iron Maiden as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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165 lbs
19 - 9 - 0 |
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163 lbs
18 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Corey Haim!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Urinus Limberdinkle!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Elvis Blanc and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Haim changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Limberdinkle tries to avoid it but Haim manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Limberdinkle to the ground. Limberdinkle escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Limberdinkle scores with a head kick. Haim tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Limberdinkle throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Haim on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Haim has a takedown stuffed.
An inside leg kick lands from Limberdinkle.
Haim avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Haim doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Limberdinkle counters with a nice body kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Corey Haim. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Limberdinkle chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Limberdinkle misses with an attempted mid kick.
Limberdinkle walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Haim checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Haim checks a low kick from Limberdinkle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Haim gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Limberdinkle makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Urinus Limberdinkle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Haim is breathing heavily.
Limberdinkle lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Haim checks a leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Limberdinkle.
Haim takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Haim crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Limberdinkle - the referee stops the clock and Haim gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Limberdinkle. Haim manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Limberdinkle feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Haim's calf.
A nice leg kick lands there from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle delivers a nice body kick.
Nice body kick from Limberdinkle.
Haim on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle tries a head kick but it misses.
Haim takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Limberdinkle connects with a solid leg kick.
Limberdinkle fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Haim has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Urinus Limberdinkle is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Limberdinkle scores with a shot to the body.
Haim avoids the head kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Limberdinkle chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Limberdinkle, right into the meat.
Limberdinkle connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Limberdinkle looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Limberdinkle scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Haim takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Haim will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Limberdinkle thumps Haim with a low kick.
Limberdinkle connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Limberdinkle lands a front kick.
Limberdinkle throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Haim's head.
It looks like Corey Haim has been cut.
Limberdinkle throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Limberdinkle cracks the inside of Haim's front leg.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Limberdinkle.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Limberdinkle. Haim shrugs it off though.
Haim is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice leg kick lands there from Limberdinkle.
Nice body kick there by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle is looking to slow Haim down with leg kicks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle lands a big head kick that sends Haim to the canvas! Limberdinkle follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Urinus Limberdinkle!
Urinus Limberdinkle managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Down Under Supplements (AXES), into his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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