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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ben Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hitler comes to the cage accompanied by Jew Boy. Ben Jones will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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25
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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186 cm
18
220 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Basic striking
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Adolf Hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ben Jones!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitler scores a takedown into full mount!
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Jones tries to reverse the position but Hitler maintains control.
Hitler is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Hitler!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Adolf Hitler!
Adolf Hitler took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'The jews are the scum of the world, We must fight against their evil.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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