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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tommy My Chick Bad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bateman's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Huey Lewis and The News - Hip to be Square. My Chick Bad comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Game Over kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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195 cm
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275 lbs
22 - 7 - 0 |
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195 cm
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270 lbs
12 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
22 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Patrick Bateman! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tommy My Chick Bad! The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! My Chick Bad thows a left - swing and a miss! Bateman fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. My Chick Bad looks to score with a jab to the body but Bateman is just out of range. My Chick Bad fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bateman manages to avoid it. Bateman digs a good body shot into My Chick Bad's ribs. A nice leg kick lands there from Bateman. My Chick Bad throws a right hand that misses
and Bateman counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
It looks like Tommy My Chick Bad has been cut. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. My Chick Bad throws a low kick but Bateman avoids it. My Chick Bad misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bateman.
Bateman thows a body kick. My Chick Bad tries to catch it but that hurt him. My Chick Bad looks gassed! My Chick Bad throws a lazy right hand but Bateman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Bateman misses with a two punch combination.
My Chick Bad sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs. Bateman swings for the body but My Chick Bad moves out of range.
Bateman scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Bateman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Bateman! My Chick Bad is out on his feet! Bateman rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - My Chick Bad is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! My Chick Bad is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Patrick Bateman! Patrick Bateman took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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