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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Tariq Kiss me where it smells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ted Chips (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kiss me where it smells comes to the cage accompanied by Trae - asshole. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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195 lbs
9 - 10 - 0 |
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193 lbs
15 - 12 - 2 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Good wrestler
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ted Chips!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Leandro Rodrigues and Edson Gomes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chips closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Kiss me where it smells's guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Chips throws a big right hand that misses.
Chips looking to sit in guard and control but Kiss me where it smells gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Kiss me where it smells loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Kiss me where it smells throws a big elbow that misses.
Chips throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Kiss me where it smells gets to his feet. Chips looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Kiss me where it smells throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kiss me where it smells lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Chips circles away quickly and effectively.
Chips fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Kiss me where it smells scores with a jab.
Kiss me where it smells fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kiss me where it smells feints a jab promting Chips to slip. Kiss me where it smells then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Chips slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Kiss me where it smells lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a hook. Chips ducked under it nicely.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a hook. Chips ducked under it nicely.
Chips misses with a body shot.
Chips shoots for a double leg takedown but Kiss me where it smells sprawls well. He's pushed Chips's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Chips looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ted Chips.
Kiss me where it smells throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Chips stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Chips looks gassed!
Chips takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Chips prevents Kiss me where it smells from breaking the clinch.
Chips is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Kiss me where it smells gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kiss me where it smells breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chips.
Chips walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Chips shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Chips showed some decent athleticism there.
Kiss me where it smells wants to get back to full guard.
Chips thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Chips sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Kiss me where it smells defending well though.
Chips is trying to control. Kiss me where it smells wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Chips takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Chips thows a huge punch but Kiss me where it smells dodges it nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chips wants to pass the guard but Kiss me where it smells is defending well.
Chips working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Kiss me where it smells is trying to get back to full guard.
Kiss me where it smells blocking the ground and pound attempt from Chips.
Kiss me where it smells is not content to let Chips control the position.
Kiss me where it smells is defending against the submission attempts here by Chips.
Chips is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Kiss me where it smells is just riding it out for now. Chips eventually gives up the hold.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells is controlling Chips's trapped leg to prevent Chips from advancing to side control.
Chips stalling away here and it's allowed Kiss me where it smells to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chips wants to pass the guard but Kiss me where it smells is keeping the position.
Chips trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Chips closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Kiss me where it smells to the mat! Kiss me where it smells manages to get full guard.
Chips trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Chips missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Chips distracts Kiss me where it smells with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Kiss me where it smells wants to sweep here but Chips controlling him for the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Chips has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Chips missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Chips landing with the ground and pound.
Chips postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Chips trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Kiss me where it smells manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Kiss me where it smells wants to control from the top but Chips keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chips is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Kiss me where it smells with a flurry of punches that miss.
Chips is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Chips is trying to keep Kiss me where it smells in close.
Chips is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Kiss me where it smells is aware though and is defending well.
Chips has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Kiss me where it smells can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Chips is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells postures up in Chips's guard and throws a big left but Chips blocks it.
Kiss me where it smells has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Kiss me where it smells lands a couple of digs.
Kiss me where it smells trying to control the position from guard on top but Chips is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Tariq Kiss me where it smells just wasn't active enough.
Kiss me where it smells gets caught napping as Chips dives in and scores a takedown. Kiss me where it smells manages to retain guard.
Chips looking to sit in guard and control but Kiss me where it smells gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Chips is trying to keep Kiss me where it smells in close.
Kiss me where it smells looking to pass the guard.
Chips is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Kiss me where it smells makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Chips.
Chips stays in close to Kiss me where it smells's body and controls the position.
Kiss me where it smells manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Chips manages to get himself to full guard.
Kiss me where it smells tries to free his leg and advance position but Chips is retaining full guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chips is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Chips controls Kiss me where it smells momentarily but Kiss me where it smells frees himself.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kiss me where it smells landing with the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ted Chips showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Chips defending well as Kiss me where it smells loads up on a big left hand.
Chips digs a good body shot into Kiss me where it smells's ribs.
Chips throws a body punch but Kiss me where it smells moves out of range.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a lunging right hand
and Chips counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Kiss me where it smells fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Chips looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Kiss me where it smells connects with a single shot there.
Kiss me where it smells tries to clinch but Chips is having none of it.
Kiss me where it smells connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a hook. Chips ducked under it nicely.
Kiss me where it smells throws a lazy uppercut
and Chips counters with a nice body shot.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chips keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kiss me where it smells.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells is winning the standup battle so far.
Chips closes this distance looking for a takedown but Kiss me where it smells circles away.
Chips scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kiss me where it smells is trying to control but can't.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Chips sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Kiss me where it smells defending well though.
Chips is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Kiss me where it smells!
Chips sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Poor strikes thrown by Chips there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Kiss me where it smells in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Chips trying to control but Kiss me where it smells is having none of it.
BOOM! Chips connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Chips scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Kiss me where it smells?
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chips misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Chips wants to control the pace but Kiss me where it smells is squirming around nicely.
Chips lands with some strikes.
Kiss me where it smells wants to hold on but Chips pushes him away.
Chips throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Kiss me where it smells defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Chips.
Chips throws some wild stikes that Kiss me where it smells manages to avoid easily.
Kiss me where it smells holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Chips tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chips jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Kiss me where it smells is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Kiss me where it smells and Chips has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Chips scoring with punches and elbows.
The strikes coming from Chips are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Chips prevents Kiss me where it smells from escaping the position.
Chips trying to control the position but Kiss me where it smells is working away.
Chips looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Kiss me where it smells tries to buck Chips off but Chips is having none of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chips trying to control the position but Kiss me where it smells is working away.
Chips working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Chips prevents Kiss me where it smells from escaping the position.
Kiss me where it smells tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Chips wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Chips swings around for an armbar but Kiss me where it smells sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Chips's guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Chips had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Kiss me where it smells defends it easily.
Chips takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chips trying to keep a closed guard but Kiss me where it smells is proving a slippery customer.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ted Chips comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Chips has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 28:29
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 28:29
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ted Chips!
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hype
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