PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Seaville Bri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CanChopper has chosen Badass as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bri
vs
CanChopper

193 cm
21
260 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

200 cm
23
245 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Seaville Bri!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ameri CanChopper!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Daniel Franklin and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bri has CanChopper up against the cage in a clinch.
CanChopper wants to take the fight to the mat but Bri manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.

CanChopper breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from CanChopper, right into the meat.
CanChopper buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
CanChopper dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Bri. That did some damage!
CanChopper jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

It looks like Seaville Bri has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bri on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bri is breathing heavily.
Bri blocks a leg kick.
Bri fakes high and swings low for a body shot but CanChopper manages to avoid it.
CanChopper throws a low kick, looking for Bri's leg but Bri calmly moves out of range.
Bri with a jab.
CanChopper scores with a leg kick.
CanChopper misses with an uppercut
and CanChopper takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
CanChopper throws a nice looking combination but Bri bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
CanChopper tries to score with a low kick but Bri moves his leg out of the way.
CanChopper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bri catches CanChopper with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Bri on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by CanChopper. CanChopper obviously looking to wear him down.
CanChopper misses the shot to the body.
Good shot there by CanChopper.
CanChopper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ameri CanChopper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
CanChopper lands with a slapping head kick.
CanChopper throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
CanChopper connects with an inside leg kick.
Bri takes a kick to the side of the head.
Bri is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bri stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

Bri gets tackled into the cage by CanChopper. CanChopper maintains the clinch.

CanChopper escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
CanChopper steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bri.
CanChopper throws a nice outside leg kick.
CanChopper lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
CanChopper looks to throw the jab but Bri is out of range.
Bri moves in looking to clinch but CanChopper pushes him off.

Oooooh!!! CanChopper has knocked Bri down with a huge combo! CanChopper steps away and waves a wobbly Bri back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Bri is rocked!
Bri on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Oh Bri is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A nice inside leg kick there by CanChopper. That's going to slow Bri down.
A decent looking body kick lands there for CanChopper.
CanChopper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bri has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by CanChopper.
CanChopper scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A head kick by CanChopper - that's a beauty! Bri is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even CanChopper can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ameri CanChopper!
Ameri CanChopper is the new heavyweight champion!
Ameri CanChopper very nearly forgot to thank Rivers Edge Nutrition (Disciples of Pain) amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.