PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Doctor Ball (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Ball
vs
Fuck Tito

183 cm
26
218 lbs
15 - 9 - 0

190 cm
29
221 lbs
15 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Doctor Ball!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Bruno Hogan and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Ball throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Fuck Tito was covering up waiting for the punch and Ball finishes the takedown easily into guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Ball looking to pass the guard.
Ball trying to control but Fuck Tito is working from the bottom.

Doctor Ball has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Fuck Tito slips under a jab.
Ball takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Fuck Tito lands a jab to Ball's midsection.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ball bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fuck Tito has Ball up against the cage in a clinch.
Ball is looking for a takedown.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Fuck Tito.
Ball wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Fuck Tito goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Ball breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Fuck Tito connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Ball is breathing heavily.
Fuck Tito ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A solid body kick from Fuck Tito.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fuck Tito with a hook.

Fuck Tito fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Ball, pushing him back against the cage.

Ball manages to break the clinch.
Good leg kick by Fuck Tito there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fuck Tito throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Fuck Tito clinches up with Ball and pushes him back against the cage.
Fuck Tito lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Fuck Tito.

It looks like Doctor Ball has been cut.
Fuck Tito lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Fuck Tito.
Ball on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fuck Tito pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Fuck Tito using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Ball avoiding damage as Fuck Tito throws knees to the body.
Fuck Tito lands a right hand.
A shot in the inside from Fuck Tito.
Ball blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fuck Tito lands with a short shot to the head.
Fuck Tito lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Ball managing to block the knees to the body from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Ball.
Fuck Tito lands a body shot.
Fuck Tito stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Ball or not.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Fuck Tito lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Ball backwards.
Fuck Tito scores with a shot to the side of Ball's head.
Fuck Tito lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Ball's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Fuck Tito lands a right hand that snaps the head of Ball backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Fuck Tito.
A hook to the body from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito lands with a light punch inside.
Fuck Tito works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Fuck Tito lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Fuck Tito crunches a lovely knee into Ball's ribcage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short body shot lands from Fuck Tito as the two fighters clinch.
Fuck Tito lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Ball.
Fuck Tito lands a left hand.
Fuck Tito has Ball pressed against the cage, preventing Ball from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Fuck Tito is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Ball is defending well for now.
Fuck Tito presses Ball against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Fuck Tito lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Still in the clinch, Fuck Tito scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fuck Tito lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Fuck Tito obliges.
A nice left hand lands by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito lands an elbow just above Ball 's eye.
A right handed body shot lands from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito lands an elbow inside.
Fuck Tito lands a hook that snaps the head of Ball backwards.
Fuck Tito lands an uppercut.
Fuck Tito gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuck Tito creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Fuck Tito lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Good body shot from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito lands an elbow that stopped Ball in his tracks for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Fuck Tito dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Doctor Ball's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Fuck Tito fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Ball on the side of the head.
Ball rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fuck Tito moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Chuck Fuck Tito seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fuck Tito scoring well with a low kick there.
Ball looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Fuck Tito is fending him off so far but Ball persists. Nope, Fuck Tito circles away and we're back to standing.
Ball loads up on a big right hand but Fuck Tito slips the punch.
Doctor Ball is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ball takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Donk. Fuck Tito catches Ball right on the button with a cross.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Fuck Tito lands a big uppercut and Ball crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Ball looks OK. Fuck Tito waves Ball back to his feet!

Ball is rocked!
A big right followed by a crushing left from Fuck Tito knocks Ball out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Chuck Fuck Tito!
Chuck Fuck Tito really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Milwaukee's Best 159's - $49 logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.