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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Pussy Juice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Claude Thompson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thompson has chosen If Rap Gets Jealous by K'naan as his entrance music. Claude Thompson is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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157 lbs
11 - 5 - 0 |
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155 lbs
11 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pussy Juice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Claude Thompson!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Alec Ball and Steve Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Juice gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Thompson misses the jab.
Thompson connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Thompson cracks the inside of Juice's front leg.
A big left from Juice misses.
Thompson scores with a decent looking hook.
Juice avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thompson scores with a jab.
Thompson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Juice moves into the clinch successfully.
Thompson has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Juice is trying to keep an underhook but Thompson manages to get the takedown into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Thompson throwing shots but Juice is blocking nicely.
Juice trying to control but Thompson postures up.
Thompson is working for a kimura but Juice is defending it quite comfortably.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Thompson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thompson is looking for a kimura but Juice is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Thompson to get the leverage.
Juice avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Thompson.
Juice is looking for a sweep. Thompson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Thompson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Juice's head.
Thompson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Juice keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Thompson is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Juice sees it coming and defends easily.
Juice avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Thompson.
Thompson is looking to advance position but Juice won't allow it.
Juice is trying to maintain the position but Thompson is very close to passing his half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Juice regains full guard. Nicely done.
Thompson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Thompson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Thompson is looking to work some ground and pound but Juice has wrist control.
Juice working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Thompson.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Juice keeping full guard, as Thompson tries to pass.
Thompson chips away with some ground and pound.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thompson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Thompson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Thompson throws an elbow that misses. Juice uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Thompson's guard. Nice move by Juice!
Juice drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Thompson dives on top into guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Juice utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Thompson lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Thompson scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Thompson chips away with some ground and pound.
Juice avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Thompson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Juice is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Thompson defends well.
Thompson missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Thompson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Thompson throws a big right hand that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thompson is looking to work some ground and pound but Juice has wrist control.
Thompson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Thompson stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Juice swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Thompson throwing strikes from guard but Juice blocks nicely.
Thompson postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Juice utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Juice manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Thompson working to try and regain half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Claude Thompson dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Thompson falls off balance throwing a combination
and Juice counters with a nice uppercut.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Juice.
Juice jabs Thompson right on the nose. Thompson blinks but takes it well.
A lazy left from Thompson finds it's target.
Thompson throws a body punch but Juice moves out of range.
Juice throws a big shot that misses.
Thompson looks to score with a jab to the body but Juice is just out of range.
Thompson throws a right hand that Juice ducks under and follows up with a left that Juice also avoids with ease.
Decent striking displayed by Juice there.
Juice missing with a left hand there. Thompson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Juice fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thompson manages to avoid it.
Thompson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Juice's head backwards.
Thompson tries to clinch but Juice moves out of range.
Juice defending well as Thompson loads up on a big left hand.
Thompson avoids the body shot from Juice.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thompson scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Thompson misses with a two punch combination.
Thompson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Juice circles away quickly and effectively.
Claude Thompson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Juice avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thompson looks to land a right hand but Juice moved out of range.
Thompson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Thompson paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Thompson is looking to clinch.
Thompson tries to work over Juice's front leg with a kick but Juice checks it.
Thompson moves out of range of the strikes.
Nice defenses there by Juice.
Juice is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Thompson.
Juice jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Thompson defending well as Juice loads up on a big left hand.
Thompson needs to keep his hands up - Juice had a free shot at his head there.
Thompson throws a jab but it's blocked by Juice.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Juice misses with a looping left.
Claude Thompson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Juice throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Juice moves away from the strike by Thompson.
Thompson connects with the punch.
Thompson tries to move into range but Juice moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Juice gets tackled into the cage by Thompson. Thompson maintains the clinch.
Juice lands a hook to the side of the head.
Juice scores with a shot to the side of Thompson's head.
Juice's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Juice ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Juice on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Nice shot by Juice.
Thompson clobbers Juice with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Thompson throws a lazy right hand but Juice sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Thompson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Juice paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A slow jab from Thompson misses its intended target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Juice throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Juice moves away from the strike by Thompson.
Thompson moves in looking to clinch but Juice pushes him off.
Thompson scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Juice avoids a punch combination nicely.
Thompson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Claude Thompson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Thompson connects with a good right hand that stumbles Juice. Juice circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Juice throws a body punch but Thompson moves out of range.
Thompson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Juice lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Juice avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
No luck for Juice with that takedown attempt.
Juice throws a body punch but Thompson moves out of range.
Thompson tries to close the distance and clinch but Juice swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thompson tries to clinch up but Juice circles away and keeps his distance.
Juice circles away from the clinch attempt.
Claude Thompson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Juice drives through with a takedown into guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Juice postures up in Thompson's guard and throws a big left but Thompson blocks it.
Thompson looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Juice passes Thompson's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Thompson tries to get to full guard but Juice has control of the leg.
Thompson is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Juice is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Thompson is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Pussy Juice!
Pussy Juice took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'PUSSY AINT GOT NO FACE HOMIE!!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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