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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gary Twats (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pikey Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Twats comes into the arena with anal cunt blaring out of the sound system. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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235 lbs
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260 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gary Twats!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pikey Bob!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Bruno Hogan and Winston Howard.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the body from Twats misses
and Bob counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Bob.
Twats looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Bob has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Twats uses from the top position.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Bob is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Twats won't allow Bob to sweep him here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bob is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Twats defends well.
Twats trying to control the position from guard on top but Bob is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Twats drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Twats jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob pulls Twats in close to prevent any damage.
Twats stopping the sweep attempt from Bob.
Bob pushes Twats off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Twats tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Bob counters with a three punch combo that has Twats backing up. Twats nods at Bob to acknowledge the strikes.
Bob changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Twats looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Bob slows the pace down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bob landing a few strikes.
Bob slows the pace down.
Bob lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Twats down.
Twats is trying to improve his position.
Bob stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Bob shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob with good strikes from the mount here!
Twats wants to hold on but Bob pushes him away.
Bob sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Bob lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Bob looking to control and managing it successfully.
Bob is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Twats can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bob with good strikes from the mount here!
Bob takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Twats sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Bob is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Twats is defending against the submission attempts here by Bob.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bob is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Twats doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Bob.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pikey Bob dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Twats tries to clinch but Bob is having none of it.
Bob lands with an uppercut that bounces Twats off the cage and back into range.
Bob throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Twats was covering up waiting for the punch and Bob finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Bob slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob wants to pass the guard but Twats is keeping the position.
Bob content to stall in guard here.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Pikey Bob hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Twats gets caught napping as Bob dives in and scores a takedown. Twats manages to retain guard.
Bob trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bob is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pikey Bob has got the better of the ground game so far.
Twats has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Bob can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Twats trying to keep a closed guard but Bob is proving a slippery customer.
Bob controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Twats controls Bob momentarily but Bob frees himself.
Bob would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Twats working for a triangle but Bob defends it easily.
Bob postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Twats wants to stand up but Bob is controlling him.
Bob trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bob not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Bob trying to control but Twats is working from the bottom.
Bob should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Pikey Bob wasn't active enough on the ground.
Bob has Twats up against the cage in a clinch.
Bob gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Twats regains guard.
Twats trying to keep a closed guard but Bob is proving a slippery customer.
Twats tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bob would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Bob stands over his opponent and dives in with a flying punch! Twats throws up his legs and catches Bob in a triangle! Oh this looks tight! Bob tries to escape but he's forced to tap! Wow, fantastic work there by Twats! That came out of nowhere!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Gary Twats!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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