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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Wang Slanger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boing Sparbot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slanger kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Dirty Harry. Boing Sparbot has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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200 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Wang Slanger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Boing Sparbot!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Andrew Berry and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slanger lands a body shot.
Slanger lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Sparbot moves out of range as Slanger strikes.
Slanger lands with a good body shot.
Sparbot looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Nice body punch from Sparbot.
Sparbot throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sparbot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slanger manages to avoid it.
Sparbot fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Sparbot swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Slanger feints and then cracks Sparbot's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Sparbot down.
Sparbot stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Slanger.
Slanger fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sparbot has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A left lands for Sparbot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A good leg kick by Slanger.
Slanger thuds his shin into the meat of Sparbot's side.
Sparbot throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Slanger counters with an outside leg kick.
Sparbot throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slanger sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slanger looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slanger uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Sparbot throws a lazy right hand but Slanger sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slanger misses with a head kick.
Slanger darts in and clinches Sparbot up against the cage.
Slanger using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Slanger tries a body shot but Sparbot blocks it.
Sparbot tries a body shot but Slanger blocks it.
Slanger lands a nice uppercut.
Knees in the clinch landing for Slanger.
Sparbot looks gassed!
Sparbot has a couple of punches blocked by Slanger.
Sparbot scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slanger digs a right hand into Sparbot's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sparbot's gas tank.
A nice left hand lands by Slanger.
Sparbot tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slanger scores with a shot to the side of Sparbot's head.
Sparbot takes a knee to the side of the body.
Slanger lands a nice uppercut.
The referee calls for Slanger to work.
Slanger lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slanger stalling.
Slanger lands a hook that snaps the head of Sparbot backwards.
Sparbot tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slanger unloads a knee to the mid-section. Sparbot lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Slanger working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Sparbot prevents a body shot from Slanger.
Slanger lands a good knee to the midsection. Sparbot won't want to take too many of those.
Slanger goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slanger.
Sparbot taking a breather.
Slanger cracks Sparbot with a nice body shot.
Sparbot swings wildly with an uppercut but Slanger uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sparbot takes a knee to the side of the body.
Slanger blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The referee calls for Slanger to work.
A head punch on the inside from Sparbot fails to land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Slanger.
Slanger utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Slanger landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Slanger lands a body shot.
Slanger scores with a hook to the body.
Slanger unloads a knee to the mid-section. Sparbot lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slanger with a knee to the head.
Slanger lands a knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Slanger.
It looks like Boing Sparbot has been cut.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Slanger.
Sparbot struggles to land a body shot inside as Slanger controls his hands.
Sparbot lands a body shot in the clinch.
Slanger creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Sparbot's defenses.
A right hook to the body lands for Slanger.
Slanger stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Slanger scores a nice knee to the body.
Slanger utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Slanger pushes Sparbot back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slanger throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sparbots head.
Slanger is working Sparbot over against the cage.
Sparbot swings wildly with an uppercut but Slanger uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slanger lands a shot to the body.
Slanger lands a nice elbow.
Slanger unloads a knee to the mid-section. Sparbot lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A body shot lands from Slanger.
Slanger lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Slanger lands a shot to the body.
Slanger scores with a shot to the side of Sparbot's head.
Slanger lands a body punch in the clinch.
Slanger lands a shot to the body.
Slanger lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sparbot or not.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Slanger scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Slanger leaning against his opponent.
Slanger landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A shot in the inside from Slanger.
And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Wang Slanger dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Slanger thuds a left hand into Sparbot's body.
Slanger cracks the inside of Sparbot's front leg.
Sparbot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slanger goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Slanger lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sparbot's sensitive parts.
Slanger is looking to clinch.
Slanger scoring well with a low kick there.
Slanger avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wang Slanger is winning the standup battle so far.
A good leg kick by Slanger.
Slanger on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Sparbot rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Slanger counters with a leg kick.
Good shot there by Sparbot.
Sparbot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slanger moves away.
Sparbot connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Sparbot misses with a hook.
Sparbot on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Sparbot's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sparbot misses the jab.
Sparbot is breathing heavily.
Slanger throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jab by Slanger.
Slanger fails with an attempt to clinch.
Sparbot misses with a double jab.
Slanger falls off balance throwing a combination
and Sparbot moves into the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slanger.
Wang Slanger has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Slanger pushes Sparbot back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sparbot misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slanger has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A right hand to the body from Slanger.
Slanger landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Sparbot's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Slanger obliges.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slanger is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Sparbot tries to work over Slanger's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A body shot lands from Slanger.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slanger makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slanger presses Sparbot against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Slanger has Sparbot pushed against the cage.
Slanger is working Sparbot over against the cage.
A short uppercut from Slanger.
Slanger lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slanger connects with a nasty looking knee right to Sparbot's face.
Sparbot takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Slanger obliges.
Slanger unloads a knee to the mid-section. Sparbot lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A left hand lands to the body for Slanger.
Sparbot takes a knee to the side of the body.
Slanger lands a knee to the head.
Slanger using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slanger lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Slanger using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Slanger lands a good knee to the midsection. Sparbot won't want to take too many of those.
Slanger connects with a nasty looking knee right to Sparbot's face.
Slanger blocks an uppercut.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Sparbot lands with a short shot to the head.
Slanger missing with knees to the body.
Slanger prevents a body shot from Sparbot.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Sparbot misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sparbot will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Slanger up against the cage.
Slanger tries to stall but Sparbot uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Slanger throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sparbot blocks it with crossed arms.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slanger is looking to control Sparbot's arms but Sparbot gets an underhook and turns him. Now Slanger has his back to the cage.
Slanger blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slanger tries to work over Sparbot's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slanger using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Sparbot lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Sparbot misses with the head strike.
Slanger is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sparbot can do to turn this around?
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sparbot misses with a punch on the inside.
Slanger digs a right hand underneath Sparbot's ribcage. Sparbot let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Sparbot goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slanger lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Sparbot blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Slanger lands a body punch in the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Slanger struggles to land a body shot inside as Sparbot controls his hands.
Sparbot lands a right hand.
Slanger lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Slanger missing with knees to the body.
And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Wang Slanger dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Sparbot thows a body shot but no joy.
Sparbot throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sparbot tries to bum rush Slanger with a series of wild strikes but Slanger uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Sparbot throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Slanger counters with a thumping low kick.
Slanger lands a leg kick that knocks Sparbot off balance momentarily.
Sparbot thows a body shot but no joy.
Slanger throws a sloppy body shot
and Sparbot counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Slanger scores with a kick to the midsection.
Nice body kick from Slanger.
Slanger darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Slanger defending well as Sparbot loads up on a big left hand.
Slanger throws a quick inside leg kick.
Sparbot takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Sparbot throws an off balance right hand
and Slanger counters with a nice body kick.
A swing and a miss from Sparbot.
Sparbot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slanger manages to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slanger explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sparbot. Slanger does a little dance to reset his feet.
A nice inside leg kick there by Slanger. That's going to slow Sparbot down.
A lazy left from Slanger finds it's target.
Slanger throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Sparbot stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Sparbot throws a jab but it's blocked by Slanger.
Slanger takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Sparbot walks forward, straight into a front kick from Slanger.
Slanger's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Slanger duly obliges.
Slanger swats away the attempt to clinch by Sparbot.
Slanger bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Sparbot's head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sparbot. Slanger does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Slanger, right into the meat.
Sparbot stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Slanger.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slanger takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Slanger slips under a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sparbot takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Slanger thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Sparbot if he has to take too many more of those.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Slanger - that will leave a mark!
Sparbot looks to land a right hand but Slanger moved out of range.
Good leg kick by Slanger there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A nice inside leg kick there by Slanger. That's going to slow Sparbot down.
Good shot there by Sparbot.
Sparbot swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Slanger.
Sparbot has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Slanger.
Slanger misses with a hook. Sparbot ducked under it nicely.
Sparbot takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Slanger uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sparbot.
Sparbot throws a leg kick that is checked
and Slanger counters with a nice kick to the body.
Slanger moves into the clinch successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slanger digs a right hand into Sparbot's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sparbot's gas tank.
Sparbot has a couple of punches blocked by Slanger.
Sparbot tries to stall but Slanger uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Sparbot swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slanger cracks Sparbot with a nice body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Slanger.
A nice left hand lands by Slanger.
Slanger lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slanger lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Slanger tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sparbot's elbow.
Good body shot from Slanger.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A left hand lands to the body for Slanger.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slanger creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Knees to the body from Slanger.
Slanger lands a knee to the body.
Slanger makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Sparbot has a couple of punches blocked by Slanger.
Slanger landing knees to the body.
Wang Slanger is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sparbot tries to throw a body punch but Slanger avoids it by throwing Sparbot back against the cage.
Slanger lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Slanger landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Slanger working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Slanger obliges.
Sparbot can't find room to land a body shot as Slanger controls the action.
Slanger working Sparbot over with knees to the body.
Slanger scores with a knee to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sparbot.
Sparbot is leaning against Slanger and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A knee to the head by Slanger.
Slanger using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Slanger lands a nice shot to the body.
Slanger content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Sparbot swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Boing Sparbot has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Slanger digs a right hand into Sparbot's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sparbot's gas tank.
Slanger tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that's the end of the fight!
Wang Slanger showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Slanger has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Wang Slanger!
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hype
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