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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dell Optiplex (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kanye Kuma Kenya (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kuma Kenya comes into a darkened arena with his song building. RUN this town kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Kanye Kuma Kenya has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Dell Optiplex's chin.
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156 lbs
2 - 5 - 0 |
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30
150 lbs
12 - 15 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dell Optiplex!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kanye Kuma Kenya!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Robert Twigg and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kuma Kenya scores with a sloppy right hand. Optiplex should have avoided that one.
Optiplex scores with a nice strike.
Optiplex throws a left and a right that both miss
and Kuma Kenya counters with a nice uppercut.
Kuma Kenya scores with a decent looking hook.
A head kick by Optiplex misses
and Kuma Kenya counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Optiplex throws a head kick that misses
and Kuma Kenya counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Optiplex throws a head kick that misses
and Kuma Kenya counters with a good low kick that Optiplex was not able to check.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Optiplex tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Optiplex misses with a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuma Kenya slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Optiplex really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Optiplex throws a hook but Kuma Kenya blocks it.
Kuma Kenya getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Optiplex closes the distance looking to clinch
and Kuma Kenya counters with a stiff right hand.
Kuma Kenya takes one on the chin but seems OK.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kuma Kenya scores with a nice head shot.
A head kick by Optiplex misses
and Kuma Kenya counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Optiplex throws a head kick that misses
and Optiplex takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kuma Kenya moves into range and connects with a jab.
Optiplex misses with a head kick.
Kuma Kenya fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Optiplex on the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Optiplex tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Optiplex.
A head kick by Optiplex misses
and Kuma Kenya counters with a left to the body.
Optiplex misses with a lunging right hand
and Optiplex takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Optiplex with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kuma Kenya counters with a leg kick.
Kuma Kenya connects with a looping right hand.
Optiplex throws a head kick but Kuma Kenya moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Optiplex swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A nice inside leg kick there by Kuma Kenya. That's going to slow Optiplex down.
Kuma Kenya tests Optiplex's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Optiplex throws a head kick but Kuma Kenya moves out of range.
Kuma Kenya scores with a sloppy right hand. Optiplex should have avoided that one.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kuma Kenya lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kanye Kuma Kenya dominated that round.
That's time! Optiplex's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Optiplex tried to score with a low kick but Kuma Kenya checks it.
Dell Optiplex is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kuma Kenya scores with a nice head shot.
Optiplex has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Kuma Kenya finds it's way round the side to connect with Optiplex's head.
Optiplex is rocked!
A head kick by Optiplex misses
enabling Kuma Kenya to counter with a crisp jab.
Oh Optiplex is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kuma Kenya scores with a nice strike.
Kuma Kenya lands a nice shot to the body.
Optiplex throws a head kick but Kuma Kenya moves out of range.
Optiplex throws a sloppy head kick
and Kuma Kenya counters with a leg kick.
Optiplex throws a head kick that misses
and Kuma Kenya connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Optiplex tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Optiplex walks into a left hand.
Kuma Kenya throws a monster overhand right that drops Optiplex! Kuma Kenya follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kanye Kuma Kenya!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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