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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cock Chestner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steve henderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Steve henderson was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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197 cm
20
270 lbs
1 - 3 - 0 |
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183 cm
22
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
Likes ground |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cock Chestner! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Steve henderson! The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Chestner tries to clinch but henderson is having none of it. henderson should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete. henderson misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out. Chestner lands with a right and another and another! henderson is in big trouble! Chestner lands again and this time it's lights out for henderson! A quality knockout there for Chestner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Cock Chestner!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
36% |
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