PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Douglas Qwasnatmetaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Darren Sparks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Qwasnatmetaker's entrance music is Prodigy - Smack my bitch up. A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Qwasnatmetaker
vs
Sparks

175 cm
24
185 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

185 cm
21
200 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Douglas Qwasnatmetaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Darren Sparks!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Winston Howard and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Qwasnatmetaker has taken the fight to the clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker prevents a takedown attempt there.
Sparks is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Qwasnatmetaker is defending well.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sparkss head.
Qwasnatmetaker unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Qwasnatmetaker misses with a punch to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker is looking to control Sparks's arms but Sparks gets an underhook and turns him. Now Qwasnatmetaker has his back to the cage.

Qwasnatmetaker breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Qwasnatmetaker misses with a low kick as Sparks jumps back.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with the left hand. Sparks knows he should have avoided that one.

Qwasnatmetaker gets a clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker stops a takedown attempt from Sparks.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Darren Sparks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sparks goes for a takedown attempt but Qwasnatmetaker pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Qwasnatmetaker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sparks was well out of range. Poor timing from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker misses with a right hand
and Sparks counters with a stiff right hand.
Sparks fails with a takedown attempt.
Qwasnatmetaker takes a swing at Sparks's ribcage but misses.
Qwasnatmetaker cracks Sparks with a right hand to the side of the head.

Qwasnatmetaker gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Qwasnatmetaker is pressed up against the cage. Sparks has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Qwasnatmetaker down to the mat. Qwasnatmetaker avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sparks takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Qwasnatmetaker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sparks manages to avoid it.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a jab. Sparks acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Qwasnatmetaker tries to bum rush Sparks with a series of wild strikes but Sparks uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Qwasnatmetaker pushes Sparks up against the cage in a clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sparks wants to take the fight to the mat but Qwasnatmetaker manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker swings wildly with an uppercut but Sparks uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sparks is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Qwasnatmetaker breaks from the clinch.
A cross from Qwasnatmetaker lands.
Qwasnatmetaker fails in his attempt to clinch.
Sparks fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a head kick but Sparks moves out of range.
Qwasnatmetaker keeps the fight on the outside.
A nice combination there by Qwasnatmetaker.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker misses the jab.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a body punch but Sparks moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a nice outside leg kick.
Sparks takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

Qwasnatmetaker gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Sparks is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Qwasnatmetaker is defending well.
Sparks is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Qwasnatmetaker gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Sparks looks gassed!
A shot in the inside from Qwasnatmetaker.
Sparks has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Qwasnatmetaker after a bit of a struggle.
Sparks avoiding damage as Qwasnatmetaker throws knees to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Sparks wants a takedown but no success here.
A shot in the inside from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a punch but it's blocked by Sparks.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a body shot.

Qwasnatmetaker's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Qwasnatmetaker has closed the distance and engaged Sparks in a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker is pressed up against the cage. Sparks has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Qwasnatmetaker down to the mat. Qwasnatmetaker avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Qwasnatmetaker blocks a head kick by Sparks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a hook.
Sparks wants to clinch up but Qwasnatmetaker keeps it at a distance.
Sparks fails with the takedown.
Qwasnatmetaker changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Qwasnatmetaker.
Sparks avoids the head kick by Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker misses with a low kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a jab.

Qwasnatmetaker forces Sparks back against the cage and clinches.
Qwasnatmetaker prevents a takedown attempt there.
Nice body punch from Qwasnatmetaker.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Douglas Qwasnatmetaker dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Qwasnatmetaker getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Qwasnatmetaker clobbers Sparks with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Qwasnatmetaker darts in and clinches Sparks up against the cage.
Qwasnatmetaker missing with knees to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker misses with an elbow strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sparks.
Qwasnatmetaker can't find room to land a body shot as Sparks controls the action.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Qwasnatmetaker gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Sparks.
Sparks is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Qwasnatmetaker pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Qwasnatmetaker digs a right hand underneath Sparks's ribcage. Sparks let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Qwasnatmetaker lands an uppercut.
Qwasnatmetaker lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Sparks is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sparks goes for a takedown attempt but Qwasnatmetaker pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Darren Sparks.
A decent looking cross lands there for Qwasnatmetaker.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sparks takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Qwasnatmetaker misses the shot to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a jab to Sparks's midsection.

Qwasnatmetaker has closed the distance and engaged Sparks in a clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a nice uppercut.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a big knee! That's hurt Sparks! Oh, he's all over the place! Qwasnatmetaker lands another knee that sends Sparks to the floor and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Douglas Qwasnatmetaker!
A determined Douglas Qwasnatmetaker didn't want to dwell on this fight in his post fight interview. Instead he was more keen to state he wants a title shot. Let's see if he gets it!