PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John Penn will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua
vs
Penn

225 cm
25
130 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

165 cm
18
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, John Penn!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries to keep at a distance but Penn has taken the fight into the clinch.
Penn is stalling here.

Penn breaks the clinch.
Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Penn lands an overhand right.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

Penn forces Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua back against the cage and clinches.
Penn is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is defending well.
Penn is working for takedown but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is calmly controlling the position for now.
Penn tries to stall but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Penn tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua wants to get back to striking at distance but Penn won't allow it.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries a body shot but Penn blocks it.
Penn is looking for a takedown.
Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Penn.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Penn manages to break the clinch.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua avoids a punch combination nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Penn but Penn pushes him off and we're back to square one.

Penn has taken the fight to the clinch.

Penn breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penn throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Penn but Penn pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying hard to land a takedown here. Penn sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua closes this distance looking for a takedown but Penn circles away.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in but no luck this time.
Penn throws a nice looking combination but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua drives through with a takedown into Penn's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Penn utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big right hand that misses.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with a flurry of punches that miss.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua preventing the sweep.
Penn preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big elbow that misses.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big elbow that misses.
Penn looks gassed!
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to work some ground and pound but Penn has wrist control.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Penn works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Penn is keeping the position for now.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua looking to pass the guard.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Penn really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big right hand that misses.
Penn avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Penn avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is looking to work some ground and pound but Penn has wrist control.
Penn avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Penn avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throws a big right hand that misses.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Penn works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Penn avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Penn seems keen to control Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua's posture.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua slips nicely into half guard.
Penn wants to improve his position but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is controlling well.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Penn avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Penn rushes Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua and presses him up against the cage.
Penn is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.

Penn breaks the clinch.
John Penn is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Penn darts in and clinches Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua up against the cage.
Penn looking to slow down the pace here.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries to work over Penn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Penn's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Penn closes the distance and clinches.
Penn is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is defending well.
Penn is trying to force a seperation but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has the dominant position.
Penn is breathing heavily.
Penn tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua smiles and moves away.
Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Penn.
Penn wants to clinch up but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua keeps it at a distance.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in looking for a takedown but Penn manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Penn pinned against the cage. Penn gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in for a takedown but Penn shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Penn counters with a two punch combo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
No luck for Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with that takedown attempt.
Penn tries to close the distance and clinch but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Penn throws a right and a left that Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua avoids nicely.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries for a takedown but Penn sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in for a takedown but Penn shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Penn fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

Penn gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Penn is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Penn has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Penn fails to pull the fight into his guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Penn breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails with the takedown.
John Penn seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nice takedown defense from Penn. No joy for Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua on that attempt.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is defended easily by Penn.
Nice sprawl there from Penn as Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in.
Penn tries a head kick but it misses.
Penn shoots in for a takedown but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua tries for a takedown but Penn sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Penn defends it nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Penn leaves Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
No luck for Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua with that takedown attempt.
Penn throws a head kick that misses.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Penn but Penn pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Penn is looking to clinch.
Penn tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A decent looking cross lands there for Penn.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails to land the takedown.
Penn is looking to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Penn showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Penn stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Penn wants it to stay on the feet.
Penn tries to clinch there but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua circles away.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails with the takedown.
Penn tries to clinch up but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua circles away and keeps his distance.
Penn misses with a series of wild punches.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ahuahauhuahuhauhauhauhuhauhauhauh Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Penn tries to clinch up.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in but no luck this time.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails to land the takedown.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying hard to land a takedown here. Penn sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Penn closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to push Penn away but Penn has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Penn softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Penn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Penn pinned against the cage. Penn gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Nice sprawl there from Penn as Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in.
Penn tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Nice sprawl there from Penn as Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua shoots in.

Penn clinches up against the cage.

Penn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penn tries to pull guard but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua holds him up against the cage and eventually Penn drops back down to his feet.

Penn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Penn.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Penn is fending him off so far but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua persists. Nope, Penn circles away and we're back to standing.
Penn keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

Penn closes the distance and clinches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penn looking to stall.
Penn is trying to pull guard but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has him pressed against the cage.
Penn is trying to drag Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua to the mat but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Penn keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua's efforts to push away.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua gets underhooks to prevent Penn's takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has had enough of the clinch but Penn keeps him there for the moment.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Penn.
Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is trying to break the clinch but Penn is controlling him.
Penn tries to stall but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Penn is trying to pull guard but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua has him pressed against the cage.
Penn is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Uhauhauhauhauhahuahuahsuahsuahsuahsaua is defending well.

And that's the end of the fight!
John Penn comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Penn has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Penn!