PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ignatious Hashisha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Punchy McPunches (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Hashisha
vs
McPunches

204 cm
32
304 lbs
20 - 12 - 1

205 cm
31
323 lbs
21 - 18 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Dangerous GnP
World class boxer
Powerful

Revolution Fatigues

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Ignatious Hashisha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Punchy McPunches!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Trevor Gratis and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hashisha ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McPunches moves away.
Hashisha tries to bum rush McPunches with a series of wild strikes but McPunches uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McPunches blocks a jab.
McPunches takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
McPunches throws a combination that misses
and Hashisha counters with a left to the body.
A bone on bone clash there as McPunches blocks the leg kick.
Hashisha lands with an overhand left.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hashisha fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Hashisha uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McPunches.
Hashisha tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McPunches was well out of range. Poor timing from Hashisha.
Hashisha looks to throw the jab but McPunches is out of range.
A combination from McPunches does no damage.
McPunches looks gassed!
Hashisha works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Hashisha misses with a wild body shot.
Hashisha swings for the body but McPunches moves out of range.
Hashisha scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
McPunches takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Hashisha fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Hashisha clobbers McPunches with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hashisha cracks McPunches with a good jab.
Hashisha takes a swing at McPunches's ribcage but misses.
Hashisha works over McPunches's head and body with a nice combination.
Hashisha cracks McPunches with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

McPunches is rocked!
McPunches takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hashisha fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Hashisha keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hashisha with a nice cross.
McPunches is still on wobbly legs! Can Hashisha finish him?
McPunches circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Hashisha. McPunches falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Hashisha!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ignatious Hashisha!
Ignatious Hashisha decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.