PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Baby Bean (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aleksandr Progbeniak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bean kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Baby Bean song. On his way into the cage it seems that Baby Bean has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Baby Bean seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Bean
vs
Progbeniak

183 cm
21
302 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

225 cm
30
300 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Brawler
Good gas tank

White Gorilla Nutrition
TITAN

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Baby Bean!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Aleksandr Progbeniak!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Paulo Santos and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck for Progbeniak with that takedown attempt.

Bean cracks Progbeniak with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Progbeniak looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Bean finish him?

It looks like Aleksandr Progbeniak has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bean stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

Progbeniak takes the fight into the clinch.

Progbeniak's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Progbeniak shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Bean manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Progbeniak looking to pass the guard.

Bean is working an open guard so Progbeniak takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Progbeniak shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Bean as he avoids it easily.
Bean fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bean throws a hook to the side of Progbeniak's head but Progbeniak sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Progbeniak throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
No luck for Progbeniak with that takedown attempt.
Baby Bean has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Aleksandr Progbeniak.

Bean drops Progbeniak with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Progbeniak looks back up at him and smiles so Bean waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bean lands a nice shot to the body.
Baby Bean is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Progbeniak looks gassed!

Bean lands a big right hand that sends Progbeniak crashing to the mat! Bean stays standing though and waves Progbeniak back to his feet!

Progbeniak is rocked!

That has opened up Aleksandr Progbeniak's cut even more.
Bean fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Progbeniak looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Progbeniak is still on wobbly legs! Can Bean finish him?
Progbeniak walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Bean! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Baby Bean!
Baby Bean retains his super heavyweight title!
A less than humble Baby Bean misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.