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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Johnsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Fuckwell might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to call to prayer. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!



191 cm
23
194 lbs
9 - 3 - 0
180 cm
22
201 lbs
2 - 0 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine
Decent wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, John Johnsson!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Tarja Halkonen.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckwell does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
The fighters circling - Fuckwell throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fuckwell's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Fuckwell duly obliges.
Johnsson walks into a stiff left hand from Fuckwell.
Johnsson takes a body punch but keeps moving.

Johnsson fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Fuckwell, pushing him back against the cage.
Fuckwell has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

Fuckwell manages to break the clinch.
Johnsson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice defenses there by Johnsson.
Johnsson tries to clinch
and Fuckwell counters with a nice uppercut.
Jab from Fuckwell.
A left and a right from Fuckwell both land. Nice combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fuckwell steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Johnsson.
Johnsson tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Fuckwell counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnsson is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Good exchange - Fuckwell coming out on top.
Fuckwell throws a low kick but Johnsson avoids it.
Fuckwell scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Johnsson lands a head kick!


It looks like Eyeonly Fuckwell has been cut.
Johnsson takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Fuckwell circles away from the clinch attempt
and Fuckwell counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fuckwell throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A jab from Fuckwell does it's job there.
John Johnsson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Johnsson fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnsson closes the distance but Fuckwell moves to the side
and Fuckwell counters with a right hand to the body.
Johnsson closes the distance but Fuckwell moves to the side
and Fuckwell cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Johnsson is looking to clinch but Fuckwell is avoiding it.
Fuckwell throws a head kick but Johnsson moves out of range.

Johnsson forces Fuckwell back against the cage and clinches.
Fuckwell is trying to break the clinch but Johnsson is controlling him.
Johnsson trying to stall but Fuckwell improves his position.
Fuckwell blocks an elbow strike from Johnsson.

Fuckwell breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The fight stays on the outside here - Johnsson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fuckwell scores with a jab.
Fuckwell is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Johnsson has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Johnsson fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell keeps the fight on the outside.
Fuckwell circles away from the clinch attempt.
Johnsson with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fuckwell to score with a decent uppercut.
Johnsson darts in trying to clinch
and Fuckwell counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Johnsson has taken the fight to the clinch.

Fuckwell's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Johnsson closes the distance but Fuckwell moves to the side
and Fuckwell counters with a straight right hand.

Fuckwell gets tackled into the cage by Johnsson. Johnsson maintains the clinch.

Fuckwell's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Johnsson wants to clinch.
Good standup being displayed there by Fuckwell as he connects with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johnsson wants to clinch but Fuckwell slips to the side
and Fuckwell counters with a straight right hand.
Johnsson darts in trying to clinch
and Fuckwell counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fuckwell lands a jab to the head.
Fuckwell is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Fuckwell lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Johnsson circles away quickly and effectively.
Johnsson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuckwell misses with a hook

and Johnsson holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Fuckwell wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Johnsson has him pressed against the cage.
Johnsson effectively controlling the action here.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
That's time! Fuckwell's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Johnsson tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Fuckwell counters with a nice body shot.
Johnsson on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Johnsson wants to clinch up but Fuckwell keeps it at a distance.
Fuckwell circles away from the clinch attempt.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is winning the standup battle so far.
Fuckwell scores with a decent looking hook.
Fuckwell catches Johnsson with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Johnsson looks to clinch
and Fuckwell counters with an outside leg kick.
Johnsson tries to clinch but Fuckwell moves away
and Fuckwell counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Johnsson has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Johnsson throws a left and a right that both miss
and Fuckwell counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A clash of legs there as Johnsson blocks the low kick.
Johnsson closes the distance but Fuckwell moves to the side
and Fuckwell counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnsson wants to clinch
and Johnsson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fighters circling - Johnsson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Johnsson tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Fuckwell counters with a straight right hand.
Johnsson tries to clinch but Fuckwell moves out of range.

Fuckwell gets tackled into the cage by Johnsson. Johnsson maintains the clinch.
Fuckwell blocks an elbow strike.
A frustrated look appears on Fuckwell's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Fuckwell tries to break free but Johnsson pushes him back against the cage.
Johnsson creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Johnsson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Fuckwell has had enough of the clinch but Johnsson keeps him there for the moment.
Fuckwell makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fuckwell wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Johnsson has him pressed against the cage.
Fuckwell lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Fuckwell wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Johnsson has him pressed against the cage.
Johnsson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fuckwells head.
Johnsson tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnsson taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Fuckwell wants to break free but Johnsson has control.
Johnsson throws an elbow but it misses.
Fuckwell has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Fuckwell tries to break free but Johnsson pushes him back against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuckwell tries to break the clinch but Johnsson is controlling the position.
A frustrated look appears on Fuckwell's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Fuckwell wants to break the clinch but can't.
Fuckwell throws a head punch that misses.
Johnsson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Fuckwell working hard to break the clinch.
Johnsson stalling in the clinch.
Fuckwell is trying to force a seperation but Johnsson has the dominant position.
Johnsson lands a nice elbow.
Johnsson lands an elbow inside that Fuckwell shrugs off.


Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut is getting worse.
Fuckwell wants to break the clinch but can't.
Johnsson trying to control the position but instead, Fuckwell has worked for underhooks and has pushed Johnsson into the cage.
Johnsson throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fuckwell breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fuckwell works over Johnsson's head and body with a nice combination.
John Johnsson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Johnsson walks into a left hand.
Fuckwell keeps the fight on the outside.
Fuckwell loads up on a big right hand but Johnsson slips the punch.
Johnsson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Johnsson tries to clinch
and Fuckwell counters with a nice uppercut.
Johnsson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Fuckwell throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Johnsson on the side of the head.
Johnsson darts in trying to clinch
and Fuckwell counters with a straight right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Fuckwell misses.
Johnsson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fuckwell. Fuckwell obviously looking to wear him down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Johnsson closes the distance and clinches.
Fuckwell wants to get back to striking at distance but Johnsson won't allow it.
Johnsson keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Fuckwell's efforts to push away.
Fuckwell blocks a body shot from Johnsson.
Fuckwell has had enough of the clinch but Johnsson keeps him there for the moment.
Fuckwell tries to circle away but Johnsson has him pinned against the cage.
Johnsson throws an elbow that misses.
Johnsson misses with a knee strike.
Johnsson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuckwell is trying to break the clinch but Johnsson has him pressed against the cage.
Johnsson tries to land a knee to the head but Fuckwell blocks with his arms.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fuckwell.

Fuckwell breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fuckwell bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Johnsson's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!


Johnsson moves forwards but Fuckwell connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The fighters circling - Fuckwell throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Johnsson tries to clinch but Fuckwell is having none of it.
Johnsson moves to clinch but Fuckwell breaks away
and Fuckwell counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Fuckwell fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Johnsson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Fuckwell keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Johnsson wants to clinch.
Fuckwell lands a jab to the nose.
Fuckwell fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Johnsson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Johnsson moves to clinch but Fuckwell breaks away
and Fuckwell counters with a slapping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnsson moves to clinch but Fuckwell breaks away
and Fuckwell cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Johnsson throws a series of punches but Fuckwell avoids them all with ease.
Fuckwell rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Johnsson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fuckwell connects with a jab.
Johnsson tries to clinch there but Fuckwell circles away.
Johnsson tries to clinch but Fuckwell moves away
and Fuckwell counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fuckwell sizes up Johnsson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Johnsson wants to clinch
and Fuckwell counters with a nice uppercut.
Johnsson tries to clinch but Fuckwell moves away
and Fuckwell counters with a nice uppercut.
Johnsson darts in trying to clinch

and Fuckwell counters with a head kick that drops Johnsson to the mat! Johnsson scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!


Johnsson is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuckwell misses with an uppercut. Johnsson saw that one coming.
Johnsson tries to clinch up but Fuckwell circles away and keeps his distance.
Johnsson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Johnsson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Johnsson tries to clinch but Fuckwell is having none of it.
Johnsson doesn't manage to clinch there - Fuckwell circles away.
Fuckwell cracks Johnsson with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fuckwell is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Johnsson can do to turn this around?
Johnsson wants to clinch.
Fuckwell thuds his right hand into Johnsson's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Johnsson tries to clinch
and Fuckwell counters with a two punch combo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnsson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Johnsson is still on wobbly legs! Can Fuckwell finish him?
Johnsson tries to clinch but Fuckwell is having none of it.
Fuckwell misses with a hook. Johnsson ducked under it nicely.
Johnsson seems to have recovered his senses.
Johnsson moves to clinch but Fuckwell breaks away
letting Fuckwell counter with a right hand.
Johnsson throws a right and a left that Fuckwell avoids nicely.
Fuckwell lands a right hook to the body.
Johnsson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Fuckwell scores with a decent looking hook.
Johnsson moves in looking to clinch but Fuckwell pushes him off.
Johnsson has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Fuckwell throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fuckwell misses with a double jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fuckwell scores with the left hand. Johnsson knows he should have avoided that one.
Johnsson tries to grapple but his opponent circles
letting Fuckwell counter with a right hand.
Johnsson darts in trying to clinch
and Johnsson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Johnsson moves in looking to clinch but Fuckwell pushes him off.
Johnsson wants to clinch up but Fuckwell keeps it at a distance.
Fuckwell tries a head kick but it misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Johnsson tries to clinch up
and Fuckwell counters with a nice uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eyeonly Fuckwell showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fuckwell, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eyeonly Fuckwell!

In his post fight interview, Eyeonly Fuckwell gave a big smile as he said 'Know this brothers, for every infidel child you kill, you get an extra virgin in heaven'.
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G S C
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G S C G energy
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hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
97%
 
 
 
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