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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Domingo Perez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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156 lbs
21 - 10 - 0 |
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157 lbs
9 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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ADCC Champion
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Domingo Perez!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Roosa Järviläinen and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson leaves Perez with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Simpson throws a left and a right that both miss
and Perez counters with a stiff right hand.
Simpson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Perez.
Simpson avoids a kick to the body.
Simpson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Simpson moves out of range of the body kick from Perez.
Domingo Perez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Simpson wants to slow Perez down by chopping away at his legs.
Simpson bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Perez's head backwards.
Simpson lands a glancing blow to the side of Perez's head.
Perez throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Perez tries to clinch up but Simpson circles away and keeps his distance.
Simpson connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Perez's hands.
Jab from Simpson .
Simpson with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson avoids the body shot from Perez.
Perez misses with a head kick.
Perez avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Perez checks a leg kick nicely.
Perez throws the left hand but Simpson avoids the punch easily.
Simpson on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Perez misses with a body shot.
Homer Simpson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Perez blocks a leg kick.
Simpson connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Simpson throws a leg kick but Perez sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Perez shoots for a double leg takedown but Simpson sprawls well. He's pushed Perez's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Perez scores with the left hand. Simpson knows he should have avoided that one.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws a lazy right hand but Perez sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Perez misses with a body shot.
Simpson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Simpson throws a body punch but Perez moves out of range.
Perez scores with a body shot.
Perez throws a poor cross that misses
and Simpson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Perez tries to close the distance and clinch but Simpson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Simpson wants to slow Perez down by chopping away at his legs.
Perez walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Perez is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Perez blocks a leg kick.
Simpson avoids the body shot from Perez.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Perez digs a good body shot into Simpson 's ribs.
Simpson throws a low kick but it's checked well by Perez.
Simpson throws the kick towards the body but Perez avoids it.
Perez fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Simpson avoids it really well and circles away.
Homer Simpson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Domingo Perez.
Perez slips under a jab.
Simpson lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Simpson misses with a low kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Perez. Simpson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Simpson checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Perez.
Perez takes one to the chin there.
Simpson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Perez was well out of range. Poor timing from Simpson .
Perez lands with a straight right. Simpson didn't see that one coming.
Perez jabs at Simpson 's body.
Perez throws a lazy right hand but Simpson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Perez is looking to land body kicks.
Simpson misses with a low kick.
Simpson avoids the body shot from Perez.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Perez is looking to land body kicks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Simpson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Perez throws a head kick that misses
and Simpson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Homer Simpson dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Perez checks a low kick from Simpson .
Simpson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Perez.
Perez misses with a low kick.
Perez misses with a head kick.
Nice defenses there by Perez.
Perez is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Simpson rather than just go for the knockout.
Perez takes one to the chin there.
Perez lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Simpson is looking to land body kicks.
Simpson tried to score with a low kick but Perez checks it.
Perez closes the distance and clinches.
Perez misses with a hook to the ribs.
Simpson is trying to force a seperation but Perez has the dominant position.
Perez manages to pull guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Perez is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Simpson is looking to advance position but Perez has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Simpson wants to try and get back to his feet.
Simpson wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Perez.
Perez thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Simpson wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Perez is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Simpson has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Simpson !
Simpson slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Simpson is looking to stand up but Perez won't let him.
Perez has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Simpson can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Simpson wants to control from the top but Perez keeps moving.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson stopping the sweep attempt from Perez.
Simpson got a little sloppy there for a moment and Perez has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Simpson has managed to get both his arms back between Perez's legs - danger averted.
Simpson has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Perez is proving hard to escape from.
Perez has an active guard here but Simpson has managed to pass into half guard.
Simpson trying to pass the guard but Perez defending well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson escapes and gets back to his feet.
Perez fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Simpson lands the left hand.
Perez smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Perez throws a hook to the side of Simpson 's head but Simpson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Perez misses with a low kick as Simpson jumps back.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Simpson tries a head kick but it misses.
Perez throws a series of punches but Simpson avoids them all with ease.
Perez checks a low kick from Simpson .
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Homer Simpson will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Perez feints and then cracks Simpson 's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Simpson down.
Simpson throws a wild body kick that Perez sees coming a mile off.
Simpson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Simpson finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Perez throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Simpson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Perez.
Perez takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Perez slips a straight right by Simpson .
Perez lands a right hook to the body.
Simpson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Perez attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Perez misses with a low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Horrible takedown by Perez or perhaps it was just good defense by Simpson which made him look bad.
A right-left combo lands from Simpson .
Perez shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Perez tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Simpson was well out of range. Poor timing from Perez.
Simpson swings for the body but Perez moves out of range.
Perez's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Simpson connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Perez scrambles back to his feet.
Simpson is looking to chop away at Perez's legs.
Simpson lands a nice hook to Perez's body. Perez takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Perez fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Simpson is out of range.
Perez scores with a push kick.
Domingo Perez has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Homer Simpson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Perez avoids the head kick by Simpson .
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Simpson .
Perez throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Perez looks to throw the jab but Simpson is out of range.
Simpson connects with a leg kick. Perez looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Simpson misses with a leg kick
and Perez counters with a body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A clash of legs there as Perez blocks the low kick.
Simpson lands a jab to Perez's midsection.
Simpson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Simpson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Simpson throws a wild body kick that Perez sees coming a mile off.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Simpson misses
and Perez counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Homer Simpson is winning the standup battle so far.
Perez takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Simpson blocks a jab.
Perez misses with a straight left.
Simpson throws a low kick, looking for Perez's leg but Perez calmly moves out of range.
Perez moves away from the strike by Simpson .
Decent striking displayed by Simpson there.
Perez fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Perez takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Good leg kick by Simpson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Perez swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Perez checks a low kick from Simpson .
Perez blocks a leg kick.
Perez misses with a hook
and Simpson counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
A punch lands to the side of Perez 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Simpson fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Perez is out of range.
Perez listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Simpson works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A jab lands there for Perez.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Simpson scores with a nice body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Simpson connects with an inside leg kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Homer Simpson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Simpson , winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Homer Simpson !
Homer Simpson was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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energy
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RATING
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