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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Milo Papi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Papi comes to the cage accompanied by IZ ON. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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173 cm
27
152 lbs
15 - 5 - 0 |
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175 cm
25
145 lbs
10 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Milo Papi! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy! The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Richard Clark and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Nice body punch from Jeremy. Jeremy looks to score with a jab to the body but Papi is just out of range. Jeremy scores with a push kick. Papi throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A head kick misses from Papi. A combination from Papi does no damage. Papi blocks a head kick by Jeremy.
Jeremy with a hook. Papi blocks a head kick by Jeremy.
Jeremy looks for the body kick but Papi saw that one coming. Jeremy dips down and scores with a jab to the body. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Jeremy ducks under a wild hook from Papi. Jeremy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Papi. Papi takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Jeremy connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Jeremy scores with the left hand. Papi knows he should have avoided that one. Papi throws a chopping leg kick but Jeremy manages to avoid taking any serious damage. Papi tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Papi swinging wildly here.
That's one minute gone in the round. Jeremy pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. A jab from Jeremy does it's job there. Papi digs a good body shot into Jeremy's ribs. Papi jabbing away but nothing is landing. Jeremy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. A big right from Papi misses. Papi motions for Jeremy to come forward. Papi throws a leg kick but it misses it's target. Ron Jeremy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Papi on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Jeremy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Papi's calf. Jeremy defending well as Papi loads up on a big left hand. Jeremy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
It looks like Milo Papi has been cut. Papi looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Papi thows a body shot but no joy. Papi just misses with a punch to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Jeremy digs a good hook to Papi's body.
Papi throws a head kick that misses and Jeremy counters with a nice body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Papi shoots for a double leg takedown but Jeremy sprawls well. He's pushed Papi's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. Jeremy connects with a body shot. Jeremy connects with a leg kick. Papi looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it. Papi misses with a jab, cross combination.
Papi is breathing heavily. Jeremy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Papi. Jeremy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Papi doesn't seem bothered though. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jeremy, right into the meat.
Jeremy is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Papi rather than just go for the knockout. Jeremy scoring well with a low kick there.
Papi throws an overhand right that lands on Jeremy's shoulder, as Jeremy tries to avoid the shot. Jeremy scores with a crisp jab that stopped Papi in his tracks. Jeremy lands with a straight right. Papi didn't see that one coming. Jeremy connects with a looping right hand.
Jeremy feints a jab promting Papi to slip. Jeremy then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Papi slips again and ducks right into an uppercut. Jeremy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jeremy delivers a nice body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Jeremy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Papi stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jeremy. Papi tries to clinch up but Jeremy circles away and keeps his distance. Papi takes one to the chin there. Papi lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. A telegraphed right hand from Papi misses the target. Jeremy is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Papi had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté. Papi throws a body kick the misses and Jeremy counters with a nice kick to the body. Papi throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Papi takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Papi walks into a left hand. Jeremy lands with an overhand left. Jeremy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Papi swinging wildly here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Papi throws the kick towards the body but Jeremy avoids it. Papi throws a hook but Jeremy avoids it easily. Jeremy moves away from the strike by Papi.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Jeremy avoids the head kick by Papi.
Papi throws a hook to the side of Jeremy's head but Jeremy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Jeremy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Papi looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jeremy, right into the meat.
Papi takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Papi misses with a hook. Papi fails with the takedown. Good exchange - Jeremy coming out on top. Jeremy lands with a shot to the body. Jeremy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jeremy is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Papi lands a slapping body shot.
Jeremy throws a hook to the side of Papi's head but Papi sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Papi looks to score with a jab to the body but Jeremy is just out of range. Jeremy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ron Jeremy dominated that round. The cut man is working on Milo Papi's cut. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jeremy. Papi does a little dance to reset his feet. Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Papi looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jeremy misses with a low kick. Jeremy will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Papi checks a leg kick. Papi throws a push kick but Jeremy slaps the foot to one side. Jeremy throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Jeremy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jeremy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Papi. This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Papi might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far. Left hook, right uppercut from Jeremy. Jeremy dips to his left and cracks Papi with an uppercut! Jeremy stuffs the takedown. Papi takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness. Papi is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. Jeremy with a body punch. A glancing blow. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Papi with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Papi tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
That's one minute gone in the round. Papi takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Jeremy jabs Papi right on the nose. Papi blinks but takes it well. Jeremy misses with a looping left. Jeremy lands a head kick!
Papi connects with a looping right hand.
Jeremy throws a shot from downtown. Papi moves away and avoids it. Papi shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jeremy but Jeremy pushes him off and we're back to square one. Jeremy jabs Papi to the body, keeping him at a distance. Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here. Papi misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jeremy.
Jeremy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Papi. Papi throws a hook but Jeremy blocks it. Papi on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Papi ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Jeremy scores with a jab to the body. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Jeremy misses with an uppercut. Papi saw that one coming. Jeremy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Papi.
Jeremy lands with a cross. Jeremy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Papi connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jeremy scrambles back to his feet. Papi lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jeremy circles away quickly and effectively. Jeremy takes a swing at Papi's ribcage but misses. Jeremy stuns Papi with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Papi looks to land a right hand but Jeremy moved out of range. Jeremy throws a series of punches but Papi avoids them all with ease. Papi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy tries to bum rush Papi with a series of wild strikes but Papi uses good footwork to avoid the assault. Jeremy looks to score with a jab to the body but Papi is just out of range. Jeremy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Papi has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Jeremy throws a low kick but Papi avoids it. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Jeremy checks a leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Papi lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Papi throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean. Papi walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jeremy checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Jeremy cracks the inside of Papi's front leg. Jeremy scores with a crisp jab that stopped Papi in his tracks. Papi misses with a wild body shot. Jeremy misses with a hook. Papi ducked under it nicely. Jeremy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Jeremy wants it to stay on the feet. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Milo Papi. That's going to take a lot out of him. Papi drops his hands momentarily and Jeremy takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. Jeremy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Jeremy blocks a head kick by Papi.
Papi walks into a straight right hand from Jeremy. Jeremy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush. Papi moves forwards but Jeremy connects with a nice, crisp jab. A swing and a miss from Jeremy.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Papi fails with an attempt to clinch.
Papi stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jeremy. Jeremy misses with a two punch combination.
Papi throws a body punch but Jeremy moves out of range. Jeremy lands the left hand. Papi tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jeremy swats him away and circles back towards the center. Papi throws a hook but Jeremy blocks it. This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Papi. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery. Jeremy paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button. Papi missing with a left hand there. Jeremy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Jeremy has been the more effective fighter overall so far. Papi throws a leg kick but Jeremy sees it coming and moves out of range. Jeremy scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Jeremy catches Papi with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong! The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Papi throws a hook to the side of Jeremy's head but Jeremy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Jeremy with a body punch. A glancing blow. Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jeremy, as that shot connected.
Papi misses with a two punch combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ron Jeremy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The cut man is working on Milo Papi's cut. That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Jeremy drops his hands momentarily and Papi takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. Jeremy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Papi. Jeremy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Jeremy scores with a decent looking hook. A looping hook to the body misses from Papi. Jeremy does a little dance to reset his feet. Jeremy with a jab. Papi misses with a wild combination.
Jeremy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Papi looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. Papi slips under a jab from Jeremy. Papi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Papi throws the left hand but Jeremy avoids the punch easily. Papi throws a sloppy head kick and Jeremy moves out of range easily. Jeremy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily. Jeremy throws a half hearted mid kick. Jeremy looks to score with a jab to the body but Papi is just out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round. Jeremy scores with a punch to the head. Jeremy is looking to score with low kicks. A telegraphed right hand from Papi misses the target. Jeremy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Papi. Papi throws a head kick that misses. Papi misses with a looping right. Jeremy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Papi looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath. Papi avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Jeremy slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range. Papi swings for the body but Jeremy moves out of range.
Jeremy cracks the inside of Papi's front leg. Papi throws a series of punches but Jeremy avoids them all with ease. A head kick misses from Papi. Papi throws out a leg kick but Jeremy moves out of range and Papi only half commits. Papi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jeremy lands a jab to Papi's midsection.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Jeremy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush. Jeremy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. This has been an exciting period of action! Jeremy lands with a nice body kick. Jeremy throws a shot to the body.
Papi has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Jeremy. Papi moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross. Papi missing with a left hand there. Jeremy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. A looping hook to the body misses from Jeremy. Papi does a little dance to reset his feet. Jeremy scores with the left hand. Papi knows he should have avoided that one. Jeremy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Papi was well out of range. Poor timing from Jeremy. A solid leg kick lands there for Papi.
Jeremy scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. Jeremy walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. Ron Jeremy seems to be getting the better of the standup. That kick from Jeremy tenderised Papi's leg. Papi is trying to keep his angry face on. Papi has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Papi there as he acknowledges the shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Jeremy blocks a head kick by Papi.
Jeremy lands with a kick to the temple. Papi shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?" Papi misses with a hook. Jeremy ducked under it nicely. Jeremy has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Papi finds it's way round the side to connect with Jeremy's head. Jeremy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Papi throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jeremy sees it coming and avoids it easily. Jeremy scores with a decent looking hook. Jeremy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jeremy connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. Papi takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Jeremy cracks the inside of Papi's front leg. Papi just misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Papi momentarily.
Papi tries to move into range but Jeremy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand. Milo Papi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Papi swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Jeremy scores with a jab to the head.
Jeremy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Papi scores to the head and body with a nice combination! Papi takes a jab right on the kisser.
Jeremy cracks a nice hook into Papi's ribs. Jeremy thumps Papi with a low kick. Jeremy avoids the body shot from Papi.
Papi misses with a series of wild punches.
Papi throws the left hand but Jeremy avoids the punch easily. A jab from Jeremy does it's job there. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Jeremy misses the shot to the body. Jeremy with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Ron Jeremy is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight. Jeremy moves into range and connects with a jab.
And that's the end of the fight! Ron Jeremy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. Well Jeremy has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 27:30 Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 27:30 Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ron Jeremy!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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