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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Joker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rex Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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178 lbs
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213 lbs
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Good wrestling
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, The Joker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rex Parker!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Stewart Dunkirk and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from Parker. Those never looked like landing.
Joker lands with a thumping leg kick.
That kick from Joker tenderised Parker's leg. Parker is trying to keep his angry face on.
Joker pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Parker takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Joker throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Parker pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Parker ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Joker moves into the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Joker.
Parker is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Joker to keep the fight standing.
Joker lands a body punch.
Joker will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Parker up against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Joker lands a hook to the side of the head.
Joker lands with a right to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Joker has Parker pressed against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker taking a breather.
Joker lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Parker backwards.
Joker lands a shot to the body.
Parker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Joker lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Joker scores with a hook to the body.
Joker misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short left from Joker.
A hook to the body from Joker.
Joker lands with a light punch inside.
Joker lands a shoulder strike.
Parker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Joker softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Joker prevents a takedown attempt there.
Joker softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Parker is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Joker gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
The Joker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rex Parker.
Nice body punch from Joker - that landed with a thud.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joker managing to block the knees to the body from Parker.
Parker tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Joker creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The referee calls for Joker to work.
Parker is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Joker gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
A right handed body shot lands from Joker.
Joker lands with a short shot to the head.
Joker lands a body shot in the clinch.
Parker looks gassed!
Joker is leaning against Parker and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short right from Joker.
Joker letting Parker take a breather here.
A short right from Joker.
Joker effectively controlling the action here.
A short right from Joker on the inside.
Parker is looking to control Joker's arms but Joker gets an underhook and turns him. Now Parker has his back to the cage.
Joker lands with a left to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joker works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Joker lands a shoulder strike.
Joker tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A head punch on the inside from Parker fails to land.
Parker misses with an elbow strike.
Joker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Joker is working Parker over against the cage.
Parker misses with a hook to the ribs.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Joker.
Parker goes for a takedown in the clinch but Joker prevents it.
A short body shot lands from Joker as the two fighters clinch.
Joker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Joker taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Joker lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Parker or not.
Parker is trying to drag Joker to the mat but Joker just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Parker takes a shot to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joker lands a hook that snaps the head of Parker backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Parker goes for a takedown attempt but Joker pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Joker jabs Parker right on the nose. Parker blinks but takes it well.
Parker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Joker shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Parker takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Joker swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Parker.
Parker throws a nice head kick!
It looks like The Joker has been cut.
Joker lands with a nice body punch.
Joker scores with a leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Joker throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Parker rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Joker moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Joker closes the distance and pushes Parker back into the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
The Joker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on The Joker's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Joker connects with a single shot there.
Parker misses with a hook. Joker ducked under it nicely.
Joker moves into the clinch.
Joker stops a takedown attempt from Parker.
A nice right hand lands inside from Joker.
Joker content to slow the pace in the clinch.
The Joker has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Parker tries to throw a body punch but Joker avoids it by throwing Parker back against the cage.
Joker gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Parker.
Joker lands a right hand.
Parker tries for a takedown. No joy.
The Joker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rex Parker.
Joker avoiding damage.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Parker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Parker fails to pull guard.
Joker lands a right hand.
Parker working aggressively here.
Joker taking a breather.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Joker cracks Parker with a nice body shot.
Joker lands with a short shot to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Joker creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Joker displaying some good clinch control by pressing Parker up against the cage.
Joker gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Parker goes for a takedown attempt but Joker pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Joker takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Joker has managed to clinch.
Joker lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker prevents a body shot from Joker.
Parker working aggressively here.
Joker lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short right from Joker.
Parker misses with a punch on the inside.
Parker jumps guard but Joker stands there with Parker around his waist. Parker gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Parker wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Nice body punch from Joker.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Joker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Parker backwards.
Joker lands a nice uppercut.
Joker gets through Parker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Joker stops a takedown attempt from Parker.
Parker is breathing heavily.
Parker is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Joker lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Joker presses Parker against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Joker lands with a left to the head.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Joker here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joker scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Joker controlling the action here for a moment.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Joker creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Parker goes for a takedown in the clinch but Joker prevents it.
Joker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Parker taking a breather.
Joker stalling the fight.
Parker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Joker.
A short right from Joker.
Joker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Joker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Joker taking a breather.
A nice right hand lands inside from Parker.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Joker.
Joker prevents a takedown attempt there.
Parker wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Joker has him pressed against the cage.
Parker is trying to break free.
Joker lands a shoulder strike.
Parker throws a head punch that misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Parker wants a takedown but no success here.
Joker lands with a short head shot on the inside.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parker has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Joker is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Joker works on Parker's body with a couple of short punches.
Joker lands a left hand that snaps the head of Parker backwards.
Joker scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Joker gets through Parker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
The Joker dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on The Joker's cut.
That's time! Joker's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Parker scores with a spinning back kick!
Parker throws a shot from downtown. Joker moves away and avoids it.
Joker swings for the body but Parker moves out of range.
Danga de danga de dang - Parker scores with a four punch combination!
Parker misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Parker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Joker.
Nice body punch from Joker.
Joker moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
It looks like Rex Parker has been cut.
Joker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Joker connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Parker is defended easily by Joker.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Parker throws a right hand that Joker ducks under and follows up with a left that Joker also avoids with ease.
Joker cracks a nice hook into Parker's ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Joker.
The Joker is winning the standup battle so far.
Parker takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Parker throws a low kick, looking for Joker's leg but Joker calmly moves out of range.
Rex Parker is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Joker tries a head kick but it misses.
Joker lands with a hook. Parker tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Joker misses with a double jab.
Joker fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Joker is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Parker looks to land a right hand but Joker moved out of range.
Joker pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Joker falls off balance throwing a combination
and Parker counters with a thumping low kick.
Joker throws a predictable looking body shot
and Parker counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Joker thinking.
Joker throws a looping overhand right but Parker ducks down to avoid it.
Parker blocks a head kick by Joker.
Joker moves into the clinch.
Parker goes for a takedown in the clinch but Joker prevents it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Parker backwards.
Parker takes a shot to the head.
Parker wants to take the fight to the mat but Joker manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
The Joker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rex Parker.
Parker tries to circle away but Joker has him pinned against the cage.
Joker is pushing Parker up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice body punch from Joker.
The referee is keeping an eye on Joker - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Joker lands with a left to the head.
Joker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Parker can do to turn this around?
Joker lands a body punch in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Joker.
A short left from Joker.
Good body shot from Joker.
Joker cracks Parker with a nice body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joker lands a nice shot to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Joker.
Parker is working for takedown but Joker is calmly controlling the position for now.
Joker digs a right hand underneath Parker's ribcage. Parker let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Joker lands a shoulder strike.
The referee is keeping an eye on Joker - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Joker lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Parker backwards.
Joker stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Joker works on Parker's body with a couple of short punches.
Joker lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short right from Joker on the inside.
Good body shot from Joker.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Joker lands a left hand.
Rex Parker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Joker scores with a hook to the body.
Joker scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joker lands a right hand.
Joker works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Joker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Parkers head.
Joker lands a left hand.
Nice body punch from Joker - that landed with a thud.
Joker digs a right hand into Parker's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Parker's gas tank.
Joker softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Parker struggles to land a body shot inside as Joker controls his hands.
Joker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Parkers head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Joker.
Joker utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Joker scores with a shot to the side of Parker's head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Joker lands with a left to the head.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Joker lands a hook that snaps the head of Parker backwards.
And that's the end of the fight!
The Joker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Joker has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... The Joker!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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