PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Binzo Binzo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Puppy Love (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Binzo's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Hair of the Dog by Nazareth. Love has chosen Otherside by Mackemore X Ryan Lewis as his entrance music. Binzo Binzo could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Puppy Love's chin.

Binzo
vs
Love

185 cm
28
221 lbs
21 - 13 - 0

187 cm
27
217 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Binzo Binzo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Puppy Love!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, George Francis and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Love throws a right hand that Binzo ducks under and follows up with a left that Binzo also avoids with ease.
Love stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Binzo.
Binzo slaps away a takedown attempt from Love, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Love scores with a hook.
Love throws a body punch but Binzo moves out of range.
Love looks to score with a jab to the body but Binzo is just out of range.
Love slips under a jab from Binzo.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Binzo.
Binzo slips a straight right by Love.
Binzo moves away from the strike by Love.
Love gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Love looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Binzo tries to close the distance and clinch but Love swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Love slaps away a takedown attempt from Binzo, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Good shot there by Binzo.
A clash of legs there as Love blocks the low kick.
Binzo fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Love falls off balance throwing a combination
and Binzo counters with a nice low kick that buckles Love's knee momentarily.
Binzo just misses with a punch to the body.
Love lands a jab to the head.
Love stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Love wants it to stay on the feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Binzo walks into a straight right hand from Love.
Binzo lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Love moves into range and clinches up with Binzo.

Love breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Love avoids the head kick by Binzo.
Love scores with a sloppy right hand. Binzo should have avoided that one.
Binzo avoids the body shot from Love.
Love misses with a right hand
and Binzo makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Love misses the shot to the body.
Binzo throws a front kick aimed at Love's knee but Love avoids it well.
Binzo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Love.
Binzo misses with an uppercut. Love saw that one coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Binzo connects with a solid leg kick.
Binzo shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Binzo keeps the fight on the outside.
Love throws an off balance right hand
and Binzo counters with a leg kick.
That kick from Binzo tenderised Love's leg. Love is trying to keep his angry face on.
Binzo throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Binzo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Love swings for the body but Binzo moves out of range.
Binzo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Binzo connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Love with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Binzo throws a chopping leg kick but Love manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Binzo throws a leg kick that misses.
Binzo lands with a slapping head kick.
Binzo throws a sloppy head kick and Love moves out of range easily.
Love tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Binzo manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Love throws a good cross that connects.
Binzo defending well as Love loads up on a big left hand.
A chopping leg kick lands by Binzo.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Love is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Binzo.
Love takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Binzo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Binzo Binzo will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Binzo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Love takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Love misses with a wild body shot.
Binzo is looking to slow Love down with leg kicks.
Binzo slips a jab from Love.
Binzo misses with a head kick.
Binzo feints and then cracks Love's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Love down.

Love moves into the clinch.
Binzo swings wildly with an uppercut but Love uses good head movement to avoid it.
Binzo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A body shot lands from Binzo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Binzo scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Binzo lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Binzo lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Love.
Love's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Love is breathing heavily.
Binzo lands a body punch in the clinch.
Binzo throws a punch but it's blocked by Love.
Binzo misses with a punch to the body.
Binzo lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Binzo lands a shoulder strike.
Binzo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A right hook to the body lands for Binzo.
Binzo digs a right hand underneath Love's ribcage. Love let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Love.
Binzo lands an uppercut.
Binzo lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Love backwards.
Love misses with a hook from the clinch.
Binzo throws a punch but it's blocked by Love.
Binzo throws a head punch that misses.
Binzo prevents a body shot from Love.
Binzo lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Love backwards.
Binzo throws a punch but it's blocked by Love.
Love misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Binzo tries a body shot but Love blocks it.
Binzo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Binzo misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Love fails to land.
Love misses with a punch on the inside.
Love lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Binzo misses with a short punch on the inside.
Binzo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Love lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Binzo breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Love shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Binzo as he avoids it easily.
Binzo fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Love has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Binzo throws a head kick but Love moves out of range.
Binzo does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Binzo cracks a nice hook into Love's ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Binzo fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Love has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Binzo misses with an uppercut
and Love counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Binzo throws a jab when Love was well out of range.
Binzo uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Love has time to react.
Binzo throws a solid leg kick but Love takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Binzo.
Binzo feints and then cracks Love's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Love down.
Binzo thows a body shot but no joy.
Binzo wants to land a leg kick but Love is out of range.
Love shoots in for a takedown but Binzo shows good takedown defense.
Binzo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Love throws out the jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Love checks a leg kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Binzo. That snapped Love's head back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Binzo moves in looking to clinch but Love pushes him off.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Binzo.

Binzo darts in and clinches Love up against the cage.
Love is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Binzo pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Binzo Binzo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Puppy Love.
Love wants a takedown.
Nice body punch from Love - that landed with a thud.
Still in the clinch, Love scores with a nice short uppercut.
Binzo lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Binzo misses with a punch on the inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Love tries a body shot but Binzo blocks it.
Binzo lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Love.
Binzo has a couple of punches blocked by Love.
Binzo using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Love has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Binzo Binzo dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Binzo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Binzo scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A shot to the body from Binzo misses

and Love counters with a nice double leg into guard.

Binzo is looking for a triangle but Love pushes his legs off easily.
Binzo looking to hit a scissor sweep but Love is one step ahead there.
Binzo controlling Love's posture.
Binzo is trying to control the position but Love postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Love connects with a couple of short punches.
Binzo has his hands on Love's head, controlling the position.
Love trying to control but Binzo is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Love working some strikes from top position.
Love throwing strikes but missing.
Love working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Love is looking to advance position but Binzo has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Binzo looking to finish with strikes here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Binzo putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Binzo throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Love taking shots to the head.
Binzo misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Binzo throwing strikes but Love recovers to half guard. A much better position.
Binzo looks to land a strike but Love avoids it nicely and regains full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Love has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Puppy Love has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Binzo throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Binzo Binzo is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Binzo trying to control but Love is working from the bottom.
Binzo lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Binzo trying to control but Love is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Binzo trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Love manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Love throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Binzo works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Binzo looking to control.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Binzo is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Love is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Binzo Binzo.
Well Binzo has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Binzo Binzo!
After the big win, Binzo Binzo made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Empire Threads - The Best $15 You've Ever Spent! and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.